Scam Letter Maybe (c)
By Michael Casey
Dear Sir { insert. name)
If you see that then it's yet another Faker, reading off. blackboard
If you have talked to them once and they don't reference what you said before
Then show them the door, now as I write this I am in incredible pain
So I may stop again finish this on Friday 17th Sept
I was actually writing 2 emails earlier on and I had to stop because of pain
But as I finished those emails with
I must take a pain killer
They probably think I'm a scammer
Though a few minutes Googling me reveals all
And no I'm not a stripper as I put in the 2nd email
So the receiver may think I am a scammer
Or Hopefully has a sense of humour
I don't want to waste my pain free time on those who
Just cannot smile or laugh
Not even if they are beautiful and intelligent
Because Arrogance is the biggest TURN OFF
I'm Beautiful Adore Me, push her over and let her taste the gutter
But I digress
So a real person should say
I spotted you on the internet, I read X Y Z or I saw this picture
snogging a man/woman/cat or murdering your mother in law
And just wondered how did you escape the Police
If nothing is referenced, and they don't reply to your reply
If you had replied because you were bored and were testing them
Then they are just a bunch of idiots wasting your time
And trying to commit crime
That's why when I get top of Google Search Engine
OR Website tidy up
I alway say NO, and return a silly image of me
They have harvested my email and never actually talk to me
So I send them some of my rubbish in return plus a photo
So now you all know what to expect
SO don't bother me ever
Not unless you are a doctor for real who might
cure my pain
But be aware you will be challenged to pose
In such a way that proves you have a sense of humour
One finger up your nose another on your hip
Nothing that can be grabbed off the internet
I've had people in hospital beds, and pretending they are them
BUT I just reply, hope you die, because I know its FAKE
Just because my own body is battered and broken
I won't put up with BS
So now you know
WHO whoever, or whatever the latest scammer is
Yes, I'm even crankier when I'm in pain
But a genuine person, or even a real fool
I will give all my time too
Because that's the way we are in the Casey family
Enough, I have also been talking about French Culture and Sociology
with my small daughter sat in the chair in the other next to me
A Levels and all that
She still loves me 20 by the way
20 being the greatest number she knew when she was a child
27 was the challenge my other daughter gave me
When I got out of hospital in jan 2015 after quadruple heart bypass
27 like in the 27 dresses film
Such a large number, and that's the amount of books I should write
In other words live longer
I'm on book 21 now, and Tinnitus does slow me down
So if I finish in 7 years time that's past the average life expectancy post quadruple heart bypass
Obviously I'd prefer to meet and marry that Korean girl and have 4 more kids etc
But really that's something for my Bucket List, that'll never happen
You are my Spring a Kdrama about a doctor with a new heart and a female concierge
That hit a chord with me
But Kdramas touch my. heart, and I sing along to the songs
Love beyond reason is what they are all about,
So go watch some for yourself
And stop sending rubbish emails to me
just go to my Wordpress and read in every language
Though right now its locked
Who Have I upset?
Don't know, it's probably my sausage fingers
Like the butcher In The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
ok enough, I'll try and write something else in the morning
Spotted Tom Cruise on tv in the other room
they stole his car in Birmingham and got all his luggage
so I had to lend him a pair of my knickers and a clothes peg
to hold it up
Still waiting for the large size folding Wayfare sunglasses
as a reward.
Or maybe that's just a future scam letter to me
he can put his gun in our fridge
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