my small daughter has French and Geography tomorrow
Her cousin 10 years ago revised for her exam
And the next day, exactly what she revised popped up
So just in case the teachers think my daughter is a cheater
She is working her way through past papers
and should the same occur, here is the evidence
Obviously my last exam was before the teachers were born
Though 2,000,000 Words all told are an exam for you all
An email in Persian yesterday though some bits did not translate well
a job offer too, made me laugh
I sill get RUBBISH offering a share in millions $8,876,755 and so on
So Wherever you are, Whoever you may be
STOP SENDING STUFF I NEVER WANT
Hello to Holland as well where the discovered Tears for a Butcher chapter 10
Maybe it's Tom Cruise, after they stole his car in Birmingham city centre
They dumped it, but kept his luggage, down the road from me
A suitcase full of shades, maybe a folding pair of Wayfare Ray Bands
For a big head, may be posted through my letter box
Not a metaphor either, Tom
What else does he spend his money on
So my Tinnitus is still screaming and stopping me from sleeping
Then when I do away, it's like waking up on a beach
Tempest blowing, no Shakespeare in sight
Just my fat Falstaffian backside, what a delight
I'll finish now
Hello to Panda at his London farewell meal
My big daughter is there today with her University friends
So be happy and safe all of you
That's all
ALWAYS TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS TO FLY HEY TOM CRUISE DON'T FORGET THE SHADES, HA HA HA, FROM BIRMINGHAM
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