The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker: October 2023

Tuesday 31 October 2023

All Hallow's Eve

my small one is on the way back to University

I'm left in charge of the washing machine

Me and Simon and Garfunkle

I'm on my 3rd gismo for Plug and Play Wifi

One. had strength but no coverage

Two had coverage but no strength

Three the password does not work

so is unusable

So should I give up and pay 48 a month

when a new customer would pay HALF that

So I may try a forth once I send back no 3

Its like the Abbot and Costello routine

Who's on Four

If you have a very long memory

or are a film buff

pardon me while I unload

the washing machine

now my hernia is hurting me

Simon and Garfunkel are singing

when tears are in your eyes

Bridge over Troubled Water

I need plenty of Holy Water

this All Hallows Eve

so to many I'm just a wimp

or any LOUD CURSE TRUMP USES CONSTANTLY

but you try walking in my shoes, as Depeche Mode sing

and you will soon change your tune

And yes Trump will be sent to a LockUp for a Weekend

When will AMERICANS stop believing his LIES

or will they continue to be Children impressed by Circus

Discuss , 5000 words by tomorrow

or draw a cartoon

I can remember being an Altar Boy and the November Masses

and Summerfield Park Fire works

and 2 kids I were at school with were accused of stealing one

the ones used in public displays

though compared to what ordinary citizens in Shanghai have

for Chinese New Year, all pretty tame

This time of year brings many memories back

Fireworks and Fun

and yes I really did hold one and had it lit in my hand

I was that stupid, I still have a hand

and the Persuader was one of the accused of stealing fire works

and may he Rest in Peace, cheeky boy

But I'll leave that memory and thank God I lost no fingers

STUPID THINGS HAPPEN

such as Electing TRUMP and believing the BS

so learn from your mistakes

a Fool repeats mistakes and never learns from them

Monday 30 October 2023

30th October 2023 Russian and English

30 октября 2023 г.

ну, еще один день здесь

Мои девочки пошли на вечеринку в субботу

Одно платье в виде Феи с палочкой и крыльями благодаря Amazon

другая использовала свою одежду, но особым образом

Моя маленькая дочь ушла в среду от семьи Адамс.

Свиньи и все такое

Вместе они шли по нашей улице в темноте по пути к лифту.

Так что, если кто-нибудь проверял дверной звонок или видеорегистратор

тогда их ждет большой сюрприз

Да, у меня есть фотографии, которые вы не видите

я берегу их для любого брака

Чтобы будущие родственники могли смеяться

А у меня в голове котел соплей

как в одном носу может быть столько

двуствольный пистолет для сопли

и это несмотря на прививку от Covid 19 и прививку от гриппа

У меня еще один осмотр головы через несколько недель

Я знаю его атмосферное давление

Кто знает, смогут ли они обнаружить это с помощью Ультразвука.

Как всякий раз, когда меняется погода, моя голова реагирует

То же самое касается артрита, который ухудшается во влажной и холодной среде.

Может быть, мне стоит переехать на Мальту

Апрель 2013 года был моим последним отпуском.

Это слишком много хлопот, а мое здоровье настолько нестабильно.

Я пропустил поездку в Париж в 2014 году.

в прошлый раз я пытался куда-нибудь пойти

Мне пришлось отказаться от поездки в тот день, когда мы должны были ехать.

НО я путешествую мысленно

И я пишу много

Однако за последние несколько лет шум в ушах усилился.

Итак, у вас получаются такие кусочки

я оглох на одно ухо

Но это решилось само собой

Но теперь из-за сморкания и слизи

мои уши немного скрипят

Кстати, Джефф, как и Безо, Music Unlimited просто потрясающий.

Вот и все на сегодня

Простите, что утомил вас про Украину и Путина.

НО

Это Зло, и вы все могли бы ежедневно отправлять электронные письма в Москву.

как я это делал

Составьте список из 20 человек и отправляйте ежедневные сообщения.

Тогда, ЕСЛИ они тратят время на общение с ними

меньше времени на убийство

И да, я верю в Фатиму 1917 года.

Россия будет распространять свое зло

Посмотрите на историю

и теперь у нас есть класс миллиардеров, который

украл весь Газпром. деньги и поделили Россию

Раскинувшиеся российские провинции

ВОССТАНОВИТЕ и УДАЛИТЬ Русский Желток

Путину просто нужно «пушечное мясо»

Зил за жизнь вашего сына

Верьте холодильнику, а не телевизору

и помолитесь Марии

В конце концов будет мир

Но это означает конец и клоуна Путина.

У нас есть технологии, которые помогут спасти Мать-Землю

но вы бы предпочли сначала «Вспышку в небе»

Делать правильные вещи

Удалить Путина ради всех святых и всех нас на Земле

30 oktyabrya 2023 g.

nu, yeshche odin den' zdes'

Moi devochki poshli na vecherinku v subbotu

Odno plat'ye v vide Fei s palochkoy i kryl'yami blagodarya Amazon

drugaya ispol'zovala svoyu odezhdu, no osobym obrazom

Moya malen'kaya doch' ushla v sredu ot sem'i Adams.

Svin'i i vse takoye

Vmeste oni shli po nashey ulitse v temnote po puti k liftu.

Tak chto, yesli kto-nibud' proveryal dvernoy zvonok ili videoregistrator

togda ikh zhdet bol'shoy syurpriz

Da, u menya yest' fotografii, kotoryye vy ne vidite

ya beregu ikh dlya lyubogo braka

Chtoby budushchiye rodstvenniki mogli smeyat'sya

A u menya v golove kotel sopley

kak v odnom nosu mozhet byt' stol'ko

dvustvol'nyy pistolet dlya sopli

i eto nesmotrya na privivku ot Covid 19 i privivku ot grippa

U menya yeshche odin osmotr golovy cherez neskol'ko nedel'

YA znayu yego atmosfernoye davleniye

Kto znayet, smogut li oni obnaruzhit' eto s pomoshch'yu Ul'trazvuka.

Kak vsyakiy raz, kogda menyayetsya pogoda, moya golova reagiruyet

To zhe samoye kasayetsya artrita, kotoryy ukhudshayetsya vo vlazhnoy i kholodnoy srede.

Mozhet byt', mne stoit pereyekhat' na Mal'tu

Aprel' 2013 goda byl moim poslednim otpuskom.

Eto slishkom mnogo khlopot, a moye zdorov'ye nastol'ko nestabil'no.

YA propustil poyezdku v Parizh v 2014 godu.

v proshlyy raz ya pytalsya kuda-nibud' poyti

Mne prishlos' otkazat'sya ot poyezdki v tot den', kogda my dolzhny byli yekhat'.

NO ya puteshestvuyu myslenno

I ya pishu mnogo

Odnako za posledniye neskol'ko let shum v ushakh usililsya.

Itak, u vas poluchayutsya takiye kusochki

ya oglokh na odno ukho

No eto reshilos' samo soboy

No teper' iz-za smorkaniya i slizi

moi ushi nemnogo skripyat

Kstati, Dzheff, kak i Bezo, Music Unlimited prosto potryasayushchiy.

Vot i vse na segodnya

Prostite, chto utomil vas pro Ukrainu i Putina.

NO

Eto Zlo, i vy vse mogli by yezhednevno otpravlyat' elektronnyye pis'ma v Moskvu.

kak ya eto delal

Sostav'te spisok iz 20 chelovek i otpravlyayte yezhednevnyye soobshcheniya.

Togda, YESLI oni tratyat vremya na obshcheniye s nimi

men'she vremeni na ubiystvo

I da, ya veryu v Fatimu 1917 goda.

Rossiya budet rasprostranyat' svoye zlo

Posmotrite na istoriyu

i teper' u nas yest' klass milliarderov, kotoryy

ukral ves' Gazprom. den'gi i podelili Rossiyu

Raskinuvshiyesya rossiyskiye provintsii

VOSSTANOVITE i UDALIT' Russkiy Zheltok

Putinu prosto nuzhno «pushechnoye myaso»

Zil za zhizn' vashego syna

Ver'te kholodil'niku, a ne televizoru

i pomolites' Marii

V kontse kontsov budet mir

No eto oznachayet konets i klouna Putina.

U nas yest' tekhnologii, kotoryye pomogut spasti Mat'-Zemlyu

no vy by predpochli snachala «Vspyshku v nebe»

Delat' pravil'nyye veshchi

Udalit' Putina radi vsekh svyatykh i vsekh nas na Zemle

30th October 2023

well another day is here

My girls went out partying on Saturday

One dress as a Fairy with a Wand and wings thanks to Amazon

the other used her own clothes but in a special way

My small daughter went as Wednesday from the Adams Family

PigTails and all

Together they walked down our street in the dark on the way to a lift

So if anybody was checking DoorBell or Dash Cam

then they will have had a big surprize

Yes I have photos, which you cannot see

i'm saving them for any Marriages

So the Future In-Laws can laugh

As for me, a cauldron of snot in my head

how can one nose have so much

a double barrel Snot Gun

this is despite Covid 19 top up jab and Flu jab

I have another head exam in a few weeks

I know its Barometric Pressure

Who knows if they can spot it with an Ultra Sound

As whenever the weather changes my head reacts

Ditto Arthritis is worse in the damp and cold

Maybe I should move to Malta

April 2013 was my last ever holiday

It's too much trouble, and my Health is so Variable

I missed a trip to Paris in 2014

last time I tried going anywhere

I had to pull out on the day we were due to travel

BUT I do Travel in my Mind

And I do write loads

However the Tinnitus has got worse these past few years

So you get pieces like this

I had gone deaf in one ear

But that resolved itself

But now due to all the nose blowing and phlegm

my ears squeak a bit

By the way Jeff, as in Bezo, the Music Unlimited is FAB

So that's all for today

I'm sorry for boring you all about Ukraine and Putin

BUT

It is Evil, and you could all send daily emails to Moscow

as I've been doing

Have a list of 20 and send daily messages

Then IF they waste time dealing with them

there is less time for Killing

And yes I do believe in Fatima 1917

Russia will Spread its Evil

Look at History

and now we have a Billionaire Class who

stole all the Gazprom. money and carved up Russia

So Far Flung Russian Provinces

REVOLT and REMOVE the Russian Yolk

Putin just want Cannon Fodder

A zil for the life of your son

Believe the Fridge Not the TV

and Pray to Mary

In the End there will be Peace

But that means an end to the Clown Putin too

We have the Technology to save Mother Earth

but would you rather a Flash in the Sky first

Do the right thing

Remove Putin for All the Saints and those of us on Earth

Sunday 29 October 2023

Enough

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another book out saying Terrible Trump was, worse that a 2 year old

Only now the Maga people tell the Truth, to make MONEY

Or save their own SKIN

what were they doing since the Insurrection

THROW every last one of them out

AND PENCE

Tell the Truth, or do you want to be VP again?

Makes me want to PUKE

and I’m in such pain and NOISE from Tinnitus

behind all the smiles, there is always PATHOS

And as for PUTIN, a Billionaire too, Genocide is his HOBBY

Don’t put up with Either extreme

If we STOP all the nonsense

The Planet can be saved

And by the way the whole world reads my rubbish by never thanks me

That’s OK

Change things for the Better, Serve Others

Like the Best Leaders of every sort

Judge by the Reality, not the Words

Be a worker in the Fields

Not a liar

That’s enough for today

and yes say the Rosary, or any prayers you usually say

OR just let Humanity explode

Don’t Fight and Help Each Other

those were my own mother’s words long ago

BUT do any of you ever listen

Sancho Panza said only a Fool never changes his mind

A wise man will

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

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All Hallow's Eve

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30th October 2023 Russian and English

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