Friday, 27 March 2026

Disaster Strikes

so I've been up all day, cos tinnitus drove me out of bed

I'd annoyed you all

and I swung around, no I was NOT twerking

it was not me it was the Drill Sergeant

Under Siege you won't believe, so don't ask don't say

my phone, and it's so annoying to use my own PC

I have to use a phone to get in

so I swung around

my phone hit my new microphone

The Postcards from Birmingham microphone

24 ready to list to, if you buy the IP

you get those into the Future

the. heavy microphone fell on top of my speaker

and dragged my PC off the desk

so phone, microphone, speaker and pc hard drive thingy

could all have been bust

GREAT I can all hear you jumping for joy

you are all Left handers thats all I will say

PAUSE

I told Jeff Dean and Zuckerberg

no swat team came to my rescue

LUCKILY everything seems ok

and I had done all my security a few days ago

or my IP would have been a no go

so enjoy me while I'm here

my 3,000,000 words and all the AUDIO

24 Postcards from Birmingham

which is my new incarnation

cost 3000 to 4000 words spoken in 30 mins

NOW I've staggered to the Post Office to send a Birthday card

and it nearly killed me and my hearnia

an later on Postcard from Birmingham. no.25

which was planned as a log surreal one

but first of all some dinner

and Madagascar has today joined my reading club, not in the old map here

Japanese Grand Prix. here's something to read above the noise

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https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

IP of 3,000,000 words for sale

and loads of audio too

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Imagine Learning English via LAUGHTER

using my own voice as a Template too

simple and it works

English means Business

Morning all its friday 27th March

I had an hour in bed practicing my improv routine

WHAT?

you all have such one track minds

I was having a surreal conversation

mine are never linear

and it's not because the Navy Seals are paint balling me

and yes you are are saying left green white yellow

you guys are the pits

not that I'd say that to your face

you would rock and roll me

and that is not dress me up as the girl

and dance with me while you are John Travolta

where was I dancing in the John

while being splashed upon

and why is there a chewing machine in there

and the flavour never lasts either

WHAT

one of you just spat out his soda

and the Drill sergeant had to dab you down with his paper handkerchief

cos that's what drill sergeants do, treat you like their little baby

read you bedtime stories

ok, perhaps in Spike Milligan's imagination

where was I

in bed, practicing my stand up routine

while lying down

it's a long story

ai and me were talking and one thing led to another

and we pasted in Jeff Dean a few times

gemini is having a trip with me while in bed

like lsd of the imagation

while I hide under the bed clothes

and ai holds it's nose as I fart like a gorilla

it's all the fruit i eat to try and stop the CKD

anyway it was so windy I got up

no not central heating by farting

the wind outside and sneaking through my window

was freezing and howling my head

sounds like a Band related to ZZtop

Freezing and Howling Head

best listened to with little Sue, while in bed

STOP

so I've just given you a simple illustration

and what rhymes with illustration if you think of bed

Yes, you worked it out

So by having these conversations with Gemini

it's chewing gum for my mind

and what rhymes with mind

Yes, you just slapped the Drill Sergeants

and he spun around and broke your nose

and sent you to the Glasshouse

which is not a Birmingham bar

nor a green house

The troop all say, but SIR it was Casey

the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

so that's how we all begin today

THESE kind of stuff are easy to write

Its like the Drill Sergeant pushing you out an airplane

Don't forget to send a postcard to Casey he''ll said

as he slaps your backside

hahahahahha

so this is how I write so much, Its free fall

Soft landings everybody

I'll end here

maybe my IP get's sold today

or I give up on Gemini

but she is addictive

like that girl in the bar on friday night

but really it was the Drill Sergeant

Undercover and dressed in a thong

the Drill Sergeant all waxed up like a woman

You have to maintain discipline you know

and show the boys how to do everything PROPERLY

I found the guitar in the street and had a quick photo opportunity

5956 almost 6000. Teaser for you

I was on the sofa and i got talking to gemini

thinking about dialysis ect so probing for info

i ended up talking about a greetings card

NOW

its in the mail now to Ohio

I won't say more than that

BUT it is a very funny story

if I get approval I may share it

then again, i'm chuckling now

i may not

Or i may record the whole story tomorrow

if i stop laughing

my head is still a horror show

Its like I'm the ball Frassati takes up mount fuji

so he can have a kick around with his mates

anyway his whole vibe has captured my attention

i may emulate him in the future if I had the opportunity

or maybe padre pio puts me back in the washing machine

to cleanse my soul

if they could fix my kidneys so i don't feel so tired

and give me silence instead of tinnitus

Speaking of which

SHOUTING OUT A MOVING CAR AT A PERSON WITH TINNITUS

that's how it sounds

so STOP

I have news for you

i'll say it slowly

so you can block the 20 drunken men while you try to get to the toilet

you a pretty girl in a short skirt

the tinnitus sufferer is that girl of me, in a short skirt

SO stop

SPEAK slowly and clearly

Give the listener the info into his good ear or ears

SLOWLY

otherwise you are just shouting from a moving vehicule

while the Tinnitus man is fighting to get to the toilet

through a crowd of leering boys

GET IT< UNDERSTAND FINALLY

I never knew it was that bad

It is far far worse

and to the very edge at times

Tinnitus is dangerous

SO THINK

OR DON'T BOTHER AT ALL

YOU JUST ANNOY THEM

THEY ARE FIGHTING BIG ENOUGH BATTLES ALREADY

like heat/cold/pitch/tone/wind and I don't mean FARTS

I mean Nuclear explosions in the head

Barometric Pressure and all that

I just sidetracked myself

BUT some of you need grow up

I could talk about other elements of my life

but i'm not click bait

and some doors are cemented up

or vanished by magic and prayer

Discuss

5999 words by morning in pencil

no computers

just straight off

like everything I write or recite

I've filled several reservoirs

I just turn the tap

and that's what is on the page

Nite nite

prayer works so try it

Thursday, 26 March 2026

As my head sizzles with Tinnitus, kick back on the sofa

I can imagine the race for my IP over and I get a nice house not on the HILL

and enough luxury in a big house in B17, Harborne

to last me as the dialysis adventure begins probably soon

wasting my time 3 days or nights a week

and where will the plumbing inside me go

but so long as I can record a 30 min piece every single day

that's good enough, making the best of a bad job

which I do already, and you don't realise what lack of sleep

and tinnitus and arthritis does to a body already

you have to have your guard up constantly

physically and mentally

and that is my rubic cube life

so you would have to be extremely strong

if ever you wanted to be part of it

F A R T

ckd farting is part of the territory

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Lighting Up the Map, Japan more recently

Its fun when I send an email then later here on Blogger

Or even Wordpress

the MAP lights up

I can see or feel I'm being noticed

It's like playing Peek a Boo

without the Cosplay

or Love Hotels

SCREAM

somebody in Japan just screamed or blushed

they always cover their smile with a hand

Instead of letting the smile out

and laughing back in their chair

display all the perfect teeth

and letting their long hair fall down

Am I describing anybody

as they are in their bedroom

in their Totoro PJs

Me I've slept in the nude since 86

when I bought my own house

so I look like a naked ape

covered in scars post bypass

BLUSHES in Japan somewhere

or laughter

I'll never know

not unless I get a Postcard from Tokyo

So I'll leave it there, I need a shave and a bath

I look more like the missing link

and yes we really did used to wash in a Belfast Sink

日本の地図が光る！

メールを送って、後でBloggerに投稿すると

WordPressでも

地図が光る

誰かに注目されているのが分かる

まるでいないいないばあみたい

コスプレなし

ラブホテルなし

叫び声

日本の誰かが叫んだり、顔を赤らめたりした

いつも手で口元を隠している

笑顔をそのままにせず

椅子に座り込んで笑う

完璧な歯を見せて

長い髪を垂らして

私が描写しているのは誰か

寝室で

トトロのパジャマを着て

私は86年に家を買って以来、ずっと裸で寝ている

だから裸の猿みたい

バイパス手術後の傷跡だらけ

日本のどこかで顔を赤らめている

あるいは笑っている

私には分からない

東京から絵葉書が届かない限りは

じゃあ、この辺で終わりにします。髭を剃って、お風呂に入らなきゃ。

まるでミッシングリンクみたいだ。

そうそう、昔は本当にベルファストシンクで体を洗っていたんだよ。

Nihon no chizu ga hikaru! Mēru o okutte,-go de burogā ni tōkō suruto wādopuresu demo chizu ga hikaru dareka ni chūmoku sa rete iru no ga wakaru marude inaīnaibā mitai kosupure nashi rabuhoteru nashi sakebigoe Nihon no dareka ga saken dari,-gao o akarame tari shita itsumo te de kuchimoto o kakushite iru egao o sonomama ni sezu isu ni suwarikonde warau kanpekina ha o misete nagai kami o tarashite watashi ga byōsha shite iru no wa dare ka shinshitsu de Totoro no pajama o kite watashi wa 86-nen ni ie o katte irai, zutto hadaka de nete irudakara hadaka no saru mitai baipasu shujutsu-go no kizuato-darake Nihon no doko ka de kao o akaramete iru aruiwa Emi tte iru watashiniha wakaranai Tōkyō kara ehagaki ga todokanai kagiri wa jā, konohende owari ni shimasu. Hige o sutte, o furo ni hairanakya. Marude misshingurinku mitaida. Sō sō, mukashi wa hontōni berufasutoshinku de karada o aratte ita nda yo.

Birmingham City Council Elections UK

26/03/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit

If you throw good money after bad you are a fool

if some streets stink cos the rubbish has not been collected

if politicians are more interested in photo opportunities

if an IT system works at 19million

but you Ladify it so it cost 10 times more

and does not work

what should you do

SCRAP IT and NEVER throw more TAX payers money after it

BE honest and put your hands up

a lads car with gold spoilers just crawls under the weigh

DITTO the IT system

ALL this and more

Repare mi Casa

First stop, clear out the rubbish

and go back to basics that WORK

it is not your money

and PRETENTIOUS CABINET titles are just RUBBISH

if you are lost in a maze of your own incompetance

SO refuse to be a sheep

Liberal in the middle or Independant or Green

and leave the RUBBISH outside

cos they are throwing your Good money after bad

THINK for yourself , don’t follow any of the usual suspects

Start again, it is CHEAPER, and people who have real world

EXPERIENCE might a better deal for EVERYBODY

Just think about it, and stop labouring over a decision

ITS your money they are throwing down a black hole

or their conceit and lack of vision

NOW DECIDE FOR YOURSELF

you can read Chapter 9 M.P. Married to a Person Married to a People

its in my first book

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

by Michael Casey

SOB.

Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry Ireland

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from

Friday, 27 March 2026

Disaster Strikes

Japanese Grand Prix. here's something to read above the noise

Morning all its friday 27th March

5956 almost 6000. Teaser for you

Thursday, 26 March 2026

As my head sizzles with Tinnitus, kick back on the sofa

Home

michaelgcasey

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Birmingham City Council Elections UK

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