So Xi. is in USA so welcome
and for all the backup people
Feel free to read all my stuff
as the great wall of China has fallen to my words too
I noticed an Uptick
So as you are all in USA you can all read my stuff more easily
I suspect your Hong Kong AI King has been USING my Stories
to TRAIN AI in CHINA
just as Zuckerberg used cheap Chinese coders to code his Meta AI
remember I have a Shanghai connection so I spotted a few things
I am from a major Linguistic family too
MY stories all packaged up could be used throughout all CHINA
just package them UP
and PAY me
Ditto Japan,Korea, Arab world
so get in touch and lets do business
ENGLISH is the INTERNATIONAL language of BUSINESS
so using my friendly fun stories will TEACH everybody to SPEAK
and with my decades of EXPERIENCE what are you all waiting for
Here's an old Bio.
About the WRITER
I've updated this today 13th April 2023
I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades.
Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ...
I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 35 years now
But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger
Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio.
He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him
50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing.
I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray
I've also had an interest in Politics for 50 years
with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians.
I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally
produced by a Theatre.
The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else.....
I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration.
I also ignore those who just cannot write.
Today's world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say.
I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry
I have written over 6400 short pieces of writing, yes 6400
so if you count Everything maybe 3,000,000 words
the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them.
My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
You can read translations of it here on this site https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/
Up to 22 different languages/translations have been read on the same day
via this site, here on Wordpress and my 3 Bloggers
so you have no excuse, find your own language
and read
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
This proves to me that the humour does travel
I have readers in over 162 countries now
From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West
Or its just a hit man on the run,
or whatever Unknown Region Means
It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff
I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess.
which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
all by word of mouth. and 50,000 in Xmas week 2021
If you add up all the Translated downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000
when somebody stole the file.
I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed,
40,000 maybe but I got no money for it
I also had a low budget film producer take a look at it back in 2013
Book Publishers have said I've made the commissioning editor laugh
Radio People say they like my style
So close but no cigar is the story of my life, so all you power people, do something useful
HELP ME REACH FOR THE SKY from my position in the gutter looking at the stars
As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales
21 years altogether, and I was born in the shadow of a Brewery
I also was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years.
I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day..
and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, I knew I could teach.
I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment
beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters
and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters
I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 19 stone George Clooney look alike
Laugh or Die so to speak
I believe my short stories could be used to help teach English, just package them up correctly
or App them into Michael Casey Story Jukebox
What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one
We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh
I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore.
But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother
But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past
4 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out.
Tinnitus is a curse, I wake up with so much noise in my head every morning
for 3 hours I'm terrified for hours till it calms down
It's no joke, drives you to the edge of insanity and beyond
Go Google if you don't believe me
I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young,
maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress.
April 2023 I now have a better mattress and duvet too
That's the end of the tidy version of my life,
if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed.
Though I've never been much of a drinker, too many alcoholic lodgers
puts you off alcohol
To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:-
1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
2.Shoplife
3.Essays and Plays
4.Blogs 2011
5.300 and Not OUT
6.Shorts 2013
7.More Shorts 2014
8.Quick Stories
9.Still Alive 2015
10.Undiscovered Words 2016
11.Still Smiling 2017
12.Altogether Now
13.New Horizons
14.14 Up
15.15 Down
16.Sweet Sixteen
17. 17 Again
18. 18 New Views
19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole
20. 2020 Words
21. Tinnitus Tales 2020 to 2024
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks
Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600 pages,
if ever I get around to writing it, however I really need
a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland,
and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. From Typist to Muse...
We go on to have 4 children and form a Kpop band, and I'd be the manager
the kids would be called Mathew Mark Luke and John in whatever
is the Korean/Japanese or whatever language the typist speaks
its better to dream than just die
ok, that's your lot,
p.s. Don't forget I have readers all over the world, everywhere there is Electricity
or maybe only Foreigners like me,
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being read, on the same day,
along with my Quick Stories collection of short stories and other books
I've placed online in multiple languages
so Media groups do get in touch
2000 plus copies of Quick Stories in Korean have been downloaded
and 1000s of Arabic translations too
other languages are there too, just so you all suffer equally
Maybe only foreigners find me funny, or I should just look in that mirror
email michaelgcasey@gmail.com
or send a message via Wordpress REAL PEOPLE NOT FRAUDS
Spammers beware
I don't want any prizes, and I don't believe you have millions to share with me
or you are dying. I never click links, too many years using computers, 44, so I
know just how much damage RUBBISH can do
Leave me in Peace to write when Tinnitus isn't killing me
not unless you are a speed typist who wants to type for free
while I repose on the sofa behind you
Then just maybe Tears for a Butcher will be written
a 600 page sequel to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
Michael Casey
aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
and my old Blogger profile
My blogs
About me
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | I write funny stuff 3,172,483 verified words , read in 171 countries so far michaelgcasey@hotmail.com |
| Location | Birmingham England, https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC, United Kingdom |
| Links | Audio clip, Wishlist |
| Introduction | https://anchor.fm/michael-casey1 IS MY PODCASTI'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. MY 3,172,483 WORD plus IP is for sale Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ...I've done loads of writing, 3,000,000 Words worth over 37 years nowBut before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or youngerFrank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio55 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing.I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian GrayI've also had an interest in Politics for 50 yearswith my dad heckling the tv and Politicians.I also suffer various illnesses including Tinnitus which is not a Roman lover, just lots of hiss, a whirlwind HORRENDOUS , and CHRONIC PAIN mainly left shoulder. ckd and quadruple heart bypass as well, I collect diseasesContact michaelgcasey@hotmail.com to talk, no scammers required. |
| Interests | 210,000 FREE downloads in Multple languages.. The Books I've Written:-1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views19.The Final Cut of The 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21.Tinnitus Tales 2020 to 2024https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooksI have readers in maybe 171 Countries now, and up to 20 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress accounthttps://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/tens of 1000s downloads, Koreans seem to like me mostBut Arabs do too. Translations Galore for free on my Wordpress, Still waiting for Media to pick me upA VERY BIG THANK YOU TO SINGAPORE for being my biggest Reader everywhere apart from my main blogger site, but I'm sure you will catch up |
| Favourite films | YES. 210,000 FREE downloads in Multiple LANGUAESIts a Wonderful Life, RED & Red2, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek films, The Quiet Man, and good Thrillers, Vincenzo and other great Kdramas too, Link is to 1950s Don Camillo film in English.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLf6VQyJJkEhttps://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/the Wordpress has Multiple TranslationsSo you can all suffer 171 countries when I recounted recently, just Google Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND |
| Favourite music | YES 2.5 MILLION CLICKS NOW, my words traveleven if I have had zero holidays in 13 years due to PAIN attacks. Pink,JMJarre,Will Young,Annie Lennox,BarryWhite,Celine,Clapton, Mylie Cyrus,TaylorSwift,Katy Perry. I share my bed with all of them, perhaps I need a bigger bed or a better mattress. I have Tinnitus so I listen to Music at night until sleep finally arrives. I used to go to live music in a bar for years, so I know a good band when i hear onehttps://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ |
| Favourite books | 6400 pieces of writing PERFECT for ESOL> Don Camillo , The Book Thief,online newspapers, I am a news Junkie for 57 years now. Sadly some newspapers are just comicshttps://anchor.fm/michael-casey1 IS MY PODCASTAmazon has my 22 books if you hack through the jungle, There are 200 stories or TWELVE HOURS OF AUDIO on my Typepad toohttps://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR is my PODCASTI have readers in 171 Countries now, all by word of mouth, and up to 20 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account. 1000s of Translations have been downloaded from my Wordpress. YOU ONLY GET THE STORIES IN MY BOOKS, THE CHATS REMAIN ON THE SITES https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/Blogger has over 6000 pieces of writing YES 6000, 2000 of which are StoriesI never run out of ideas. Though I've slowed down as Tinnitus does not help the Writing Process, so I dream of a Speed Typist so I could Dictate InsteadThis past 3 years I've written too much about Putin's Genocide in Ukraine, I pray he disappears overnight, taken away by the Fairies....I send daily emails to Moscow to annoy them and they do read me!Tinnitus is killing me, and daily pain is no fun either. not forgetting Quadruple. Heart Bypass 10 years ago plus Stage 4 Kidney Failure.But I hope I can make you all laugh a bit while you read me on the toilet. But don't set fire to your trousers while you have a fag, Paul did that on night shift maybe 30 years ago, by the way a fag means cigarette in UK |
