Friday, 24 September 2021

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES ME SICK?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES ME SICK?

ITS WHEN LAZY PEOPLE WHO CANNOT WRITE

CHECK TO SEE IF I'VE STOLEN ANYTHING

DULPLICHECKER.COM AND ALL THAT S))))

EVERYTHING IS MY OWN

IF I REPEAT MYSELF FROM YEARS AGO

THEN THAT IS OBVIOUS

OR IF I'VE MENTIONED A NEWS REPORT

THAT IS OBVIOUS TOO

30 YEARS AGO PLUS WHEN I WROTE SHOPLIFE

SOMEBODY IN HARBORNE SAID IT WAS A COPY

SO I WIPED MY BACKSIDE WITH HIS NOTE

EVERYTHING IS MY OWN

20 YEARS PLUS LEARNING

BEFORE I STARTED TO WRITE

NOW 33 YEARS OR SO WRITING

53 YEARS PLUS IN LOVE WITH WORDS

AND MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO READ

VIA THE CHIPPER CARTOON

IN BIRMINGHAM EVENING MAIL

SO BE HONEST AND EMAIL ME

SHOW SOME INTEGRITY

SO THAT'S WHERE THE WORDS COME FROM

AND YES WHEN I MENTION PAIN

THATS ALL MY OWN TOO

SO TAKE A HIKE AND LEARN TO WRITE

ALL MY STUFF IS ONLINE

because publishers prefer a coffee table book

of Kim's Behind, instead of my words

though my backside is bigger, and hairier

TO READ AND LAUGH AT

BUT IF YOU DARE SAY I STOLE ANYTHING

I 'LL JUST REMIND YOU OF WHAT HAPPENED

TO CANUTE

I'M ALSO LEAVING SOMETHING BEHIND

for posterity 

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW

11 YEARS IS AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY POST QUADRUPLE

so when you finish moaning

you can say a prayer for me so that I may live longer

or better still without the Merry Go Around of Pain

with a cherry on top called TINNITUS

and as Laura on reception at CPNEC  once said

He Does Bite




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https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/


P.S. I'M EVEN BLUNTER WHEN NOT IN PAIN

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