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I've updated this today 4th
July 2020 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired
writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me,
and would not want to be me ... I've done loads of writing, about 1,630,000
Words worth over 33 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4
for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back
to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio.
He'd be nearly 100 now if he
is still alive, so say a prayer for him 50 years in love with words, and I
still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray
I've also had an interest in Politics for 50 years with my dad heckling the tv
and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was
accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so
thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago,
the play was written in 1988.
So since then I'm more than good enough, as a
writer. Anything else..... I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the
nasty negative people who use too much alliteration. I also ignore those who
just cannot write. Today's world has much print, but a page will not refuse
ink, as my dad used to say. I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh
than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 If you
include "chats" 2800 samples, the chats do NOT go into my books when
I compile them.
My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The
Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up
to 10 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this
site, here on Wordpress so you have no excuse, find your own language and read
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker This proves to me that the humour does
travel I have readers in over 80 countries now From Nepal to American Samoa and
all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or
whatever Unknown Region Means
It may also mean that only non English Speakers
like my stuff I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In
Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The
Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. If you add up all
the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have
had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Though Boris
earns more than any of us. I also had a low budget film producer take a look at
it back in 2013 Book Publishers have said I've made the commissioning editor
laugh Radio People say they like my style So close but no cigar is the story of
my life, so all you power people, do something useful HELP ME REACH FOR THE SKY
from my position in the gutter looking at the stars
As for my life, I was a
computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales 21 years
altogether I also was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC
Birmingham for 3 years. I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in
the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. and I was an Esol
English teacher in an Islamic school, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent,
Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment
beside which I've had a
Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being
a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my
daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 18 stone George
Clooney look alike Laugh or Die so to speak I believe my short stories could be
used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them What else, I
was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like
one
We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could
have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that
in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a
triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add
on Hernia pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make
me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and
give me pain galore.
But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may
wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get
heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 2 years+, so I have music on all night
long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young,
maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. That's the end
of the tidy version of my life, if you want more come and buy me a Stella
Artois and all will be revealed. Though 12 pints a year is my ration.
To finish
here's the list of my 19 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The
Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT
6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015
10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New
Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19.
The Final Cut of the 19th Hole
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks I'm working
on 2020 Words right now, which may have the banana head on its cover when I'm ready
to launch it at the end of 2020
Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU,
and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it
down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed
typist would be impressed.
ok, that's your lot, p.s. Don't forget I have
readers all over the world in over 80 Countries now and on some days up to TEN
different translations of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being
read, on the same day, so Media groups do get in touch email
michaelgcasey@hotmail.com or send a message via Wordpress Michael Casey aka the
fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
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