Wednesday, 5 November 2025

this made me smile from june 2019 , I'll do great things If I don't die first

Friday, 28 June 2019

Meanwhile over on my Wordpress

Meanwhile over on my Wordpress

Arabic version of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is popular today

my hit play Shoplife  is being read in Japanese

and in South Korea they  are reading a translation of Still Alive 2015

So I hope all Kpop fans in Korea enjoy my stuff as much as  I enjoy theirs

This proves to me that my Words work everywhere, Literally

Sadly  no Media company will give me what I need

10million, a house, a car and a puppy dog for the Rights

then 20% Royalties

Or the cheap option a 50/50 partnership with just 2million up front, and I have Golden share

Talk is Cheap but Money Buys Bread as my dad used to say, as he heckled Politicians from

his armchair, 50 years ago.

Stay Happy, I'm glad the world cannot escape me, or my Words rather.

One day I'll do great things, if I don't die first.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/l/B00571G0YC





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Tuesday, 4 November 2025

Japan Alert


Japan Alert

04/11/2025 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit"Japan Alert"

I just read in Japan Times that Japanese Universities are going to be teaching in ENGLISH

so time you all started to read all my books on Amazon

and listen to my audio too

This is a big opportunity for you

ページ1 Quick Stories in JapaneseDownload
japanese-translation-of-the-butcher-the-baker-and-the-undertakerDownlo

so read the Japanese Translations then buy my 20 books on Amazon in my original ENGLISH

and of course say a prayer for me, here in Birmingham England

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I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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Blackmail

Blackmail 

If you don't do this

I'll do that to you

Sounds familiar

If you do this

I'll do that

Corruption

If you don't agree with me

I'll torch your house

Vengeance

I'll bribe the court

I'll stack the deck

End of law and order

My family will hold positions of power

Nobody can touch us

Failed society

SO

use your weapons wisely

VOTE

and shine a light on it

CONSTANTLY



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Monday, 3 November 2025

3 coins in the fountain

3 coins in the fountain

that's what you have got today

this is just a cheerio before I put the tv on

the audio

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing

should keep you busy for up to 12 hours

and yes everything is my own creation

and it would be nice if the worker was paid

and  i could buy myself a b17 house

but reality is more than a prayer away

Alan Parsons is singing Limelight

is that prophetic or irony

God Knows

and he is full of surprises

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing





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The AUDIO is here, no longer on Typepad. 3rd Nov 2025

 3rd Nov 2025

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing

and yes my real voice, with a better microphone futher on

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing

Tuesday, 28 October 2025

If this works YOU can ALL listen to 207 stories being read by ME , maybe 12 hours, Enjoy

 Link to hear me reading my stuff, maybe 11 or 12hours of me


https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing


https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing


and feel free to BUY a book on Amazon, so I may final earn. money to move house

but I bet you won't.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true






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Deeply Humbling 3rd Nov 2025

Deeply Humbling 3rd Nov 2025

as usual when I get to my desk I check the readers

on my Wordpress

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

and on my 3 bloggers

https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/

and my 2 backup bloggers

So i see graphs and maps of the world

were I have corrupted you all

From Deserts to oceans far far away

to very high mountains

It may just be a nun on the run

or a Missionary

or just a crazy rich asian

or a lonely worker far far away

I have no idea

but hide your IP if reading me makes it dangerous for you

I am deeply moved that you bothered reading me

So

Thank you once again

and yes if I got a pound or a coffee from all of you

IF

you bought a book on Amazon

THEN

https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true

I could afford to move house

and not have to climb my own K2

the hill up to the house

BUT

that would involve miracles

and I probably got 2 already from Padre Pio

so if I can catch up with Frassati when he's not doing

extreme sports, maybe he can throw a miracle my way

or maybe if I return to  Saint Martin de Porres

my confirmation name

maybe just maybe I'll get a house not  just off

my personal K2

and somewhere nicer

cos my mother always used to say

there are many mansions in Heaven

and obviously I don't deserve any

but as I said to Padre Pio

you look after me, and I'll look after you

and he is my Spiritual Godfather

and you know what Italian Godfathers are like

so as Tinnitus tries to kill me for years

maybe I'm just being fire proofed

cos Tinnitus is like listening to the fires of Hell

so once I've been fire proofed enough

All Saints will say, he'll do for now

give him what he wants

and lets see if he keeps his word to us

we can always throw him back on the 

scrapheap where we found him

but now the SOB

son of a blacksmith from Kerry Ireland

has been Forged enough

give a new Rosary to the Gorilla

from Birmingham England

and let's see how many hospitals 

he can build, with his 

Cartoons made from Words

if he has been humbled 

enough



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