Belgium Man, Belgium
As you know, BELGIUM is the
worse curse word on Earth, if you don't believe me then go and read The
Hitchiker's Guide to the Universe, I can remember hearing it on the
Radio, decades ago.
So why should anybody in Belgium
read me, there is the European Union and Nato headquarters there. So are
the Europeans so sick of Brexit that the read me instead, or is it
just a stray journalist, like a sheep dog escaped and mating with the
local Alsatian. WALOOOOOOOONs they might howl.
Or is it
Jim Mathis asking his old friends at Nato to keep an eye on Casey, I
doubt if I've corrupted more officers higher up the scambled egg chain.
Scrambled egg is the slang for all the rankings marked on shoulders of
uniform. Though one Private did have a waitress dump food all over him,
he was nearly saluted to death by all the men, as the scrambled egg and
tomatoes on his shoulders increased his rank to General in special
services, though obviously not silver sevices. The private did present
his privates to the waitress and they went and had 13 children and
formed an army of their own.
Belgium Man, BELGIUM
You'll be in the glass house for a year if you say that again to Mathis. Though he is retired now
and
has joined a tribute band, singing Johnny Mathis songs, he kept all his
uniforms so he didn't need to change anything. It's all over his kit.
J. Mathis, perfect. He is such a crooner, Bing Crosby would try and kill
him, he'd be so jealous. And we all know how that would end.
There
is chocolate in Belgium too, though nobody sends any to me. You just
sit there in the cafes and by the canal and have your nice beer, very
nice beer, Stella Artois,and you never send any to me, not even a selfie
of the Press Pack, with General Mathis singing like the Rat Pack.
BELGIUM, man, BELGIUM
so
send me Stella, either the girl or the Lager, you did read my Michael
Casey Pole Dancer from the other day? Do keep up, I don't mean your 14th
Stella Artois in 2 hours, are you journalists or a bunch of school
girls? Let me put my glasses on, why are you all dressed up like
japanese school girls?
Because you did not get invited to
Osaka with Trump, so you decided to dress in women's clothing and
pretend you were there, while you stayed in Belgium.
BELGIUM MAN,BELGIUM
well
I'll finish now, I have to shave my legs and slip into my cocktail
dress and Japanese wig, If you cann't beat them, then join them. Or was
that another Beer Comercial?
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