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- On Thursday morning, Trump was told that Hope Hicks had tested positive with the virus, reports claim
- He still traveled to Bedminster, NJ, for a fundraising event in his golf club where he came into contact with 100 people and raised $5million
Lech, Boris and Gregorgi Check it Out ©
By
Michael Casey
So your small girl is a big girl now, leaving
home to go to University. I nodded trying to hold back the tears, the boys
understood and put protective arms on my shoulder. She’ll miss Totoro the cat
no doubt, but her little sister will send updates on the cat’s progress to her
studying bigger sister. She may even miss her old dad, the fat silver haired
writer in shades from Birmingham England. I began to sniffle, but the boys
understood, they were Popaloffoff’s finest, they visited me often just to see
how Totoro the cat was, or so they claimed. But now the family was scattering,
they knew what they had to do and do it they would.
The boys left me as I looked through the photo
albums of my treasure soon to be far away in a different part of the country
and I wouldn’t be there to protect her. Lech, Boris and Gregorgi went to the
still hidden in the woods, the Vodka wouldn’t be ready for 3 more days. More
than enough time to check out my daughter’s new home and University.
As they drove their tanker down the motorway
they phoned home, their wives all agreed, they had to do what they had to do.
And if only they hadn’t been so spontaneously the wives could have prepared a
gift. The Butcher’s Choice, a step by step guide on how to butcher pigs along
with a lethal knife. They did not expect my daughter to become a Home Butcher
and chef like them, however it also taught knife skills that a single girl
might need in a hurry, and I don’t mean when an unexpected dinner party
arrives.
When they arrived at the University town the
boys sat on a bench next to a drunk, so they asked the drunk all about the city
in exchange for a tiny bottle of their fresh vodka. So that’s how they got the
low down on the city, ask a tramp, they know everything. So first of all they
went to the local Gay bar, and had a pint of Guinness each, by way of a change.
The clients all thought Christmas had come early, or the were a Strip Act.
Lech, Boris and Gregorgi laughed, we’ve done that before but only at a car
showroom, the memories made them smile. Sorry but certain things are only for
our wives eyes only.
They explained that their friend, the fat
silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England had a pussy called
Totoro, and that his daughter only got a cat 4 years ago as he promised her and
her little sister a pet if he had a heart attack, or they could have a dog if
he died. And now she was going to their city to Study. Is she Gay asked the
clients? We don’t think so, it’s not something you ask somebody, of course she
not, here’s her photo, so the boys showed my daughter’s photo. A few sighs went
up, they were quickly silenced as the boys gave them a look. You see if she
comes here she’ll be safe from BASTARDS, explained the boys.
They had another Guinness each, this time on
the house. In exchange they handed out a Holy Picture of the Icon of Mary of
Popaloffoff. If you put that in the window, she’ll know she’s safe here, the
owners of the club promised they would, wiping away tears as they did so. The
boys left the Jester, they were no fools, they had found the 1st
place of safety for my daughter. They did take the boys’ photo too and would
place that next to the Holy Picture. Faith and Brawn, nobody would ever dare to
even think of playing games there, a new symbiotic relationship.
They went around town to sandwich bars, and
coffee shops explaining the situation, at each place they handed out the Holy
Picture of the Holy Icon of Mary Popaloffoff. Each place took their photo too
and would display it next to the Holy Picture, something was happening, Mary of
Popaloffoff was doing her bit but they were doing theirs too. The boys saw
themselves just as cuddly Slav Bears, from where Russia, Ukraine and Poland
make love on the Map. But to a University town in England, they were strong men
from the Circus. One so strong, one so tall, one so very wide, not the kind of
men you see in the back streets of a small university two.
They were hungry now, so they went to Greggs
only the machinery had broken and they may have to throw the food away. If we
fix it, can we have free food? So a deal was done. In the East, you have to fix
things, 2 metres of snow, who’s going to come and fix your plant, Father
Christmas? So in one hour they fixed it. The staff were mightily impressed as
were the queue of people who were all dying for what only Greggs can supply.
Our Lady of Popaloffoff and the boys own photo was soon installed by the door.
This had not been their plan, they just wanted
to make sure my daughter would be safe.
Now over 200 Holy Pictures of Our Lady of Popaloffoff Icon were everywhere.
There was a man walking with his nose in a book, he walk straight into them,
spilling hundreds of Our Lady of Popaloffoff Holy Pictures everywhere. He bent
down to pick them up, then he began to cry. It was Andrew Graham Dixon the
greatest Art Critic in England, and friend of Popaloffoff, the boys each gave
him a bear hug and kiss on the lips, like old friends do in the East. Andrew
Graham Dixon took a copy of my daughter’s photo, phone to phone transfer
and said his Italian friend had a
restaurant in the town, so should she want a job he was sure he could persuade
his friend.
So the lads were pleased, but now the most
dangerous part was to be done. The drunk had told them about the bad side of
town, so now they must confront it. They banged on the door and waited, 3 large
men with Rotts appeared, the 3 men laughed at them. You are those bleeding
poofs we saw in the street picking up all those rubbish leaflets up, and then
kissing that bloke on the lips, bleeding poofs, just get lost or I’ll set the
Rottweilers on you.
Now you never ever ever speak to a man from
Popaloffoff like that, or to anybody, straight or gay or any which way. And to
say that a Holy Picture of Our Lady of Popaloffoff Icon was rubbish, was just
too much. Lech looked at Boris and Boris looked at Gregorgi. They cursed the
bad men with the worst word you can use in the East. NAZIS. After that the
Rottweilers attacked, but punch on the nose had all 3 run away like puppy dogs.
NAZIS Lech, Boris and Gregorgi again
screamed. In seconds those 3 hard men were no longer hard men, they were very
scared men.
All were going to ask, was that you turn this
girl away if she comes to your club your place by accident, tell her to go home
and put her in Mr George’s taxi, he is a nice man we met him today. But to say
the Icon of Popaloffoff is rubbish, and then to set the dogs on us. That is to
much. Being called Gay does not matter, one day one of our sons may say he is
gay, or one of our daughters may say she is Lesbian. WE WOULD STILL LOVE THEM
AS THAT IS OUR JOB TO LOVE THEM ALWAYS WHATEVER THEY ARE. We are from the East
and we love our Motherlands just as we love our own mothers and daughters. With that Lech, Boris and Gregorgi spat in
the Nazis faces.
Then there were Police everywhere, they had
been watching the club, and knew a knew loads more drugs must be there with 3
Rottweilers to guard everything. Lech, Boris and Gregorgi had speeded up the process.
In fact there was a reward, but they insisted it went to the Drugs
Rehabilitation Centre.
So that is how the boys spent their day. And
yes the Chief Superintendent himself kissed the boys of the lips, much to the
shock of the PCs, but he had a Russian wife, so he knew about the Culture of
the East. There was one other thing to mention, inside the Holy Pictures was a
tiny chip, and they would give my daughter an App, it would show her all the
Safe Places, and guide her safely home, whatever the darkness.
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