Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC
Must be 90+ places now
I started to count up all the places that you are had run away to, but looked back to read me from. Its well over ninety now, 90. Doesn’t mean you all read me all the time. But it’s good for my ego. Especially on pain days. Today is a pain day, my hernia hurts, my shoulder hurts, my back twinges. At times I can barely breath As Tinnitus fizzes. No this is not Covid related, just me these past few years. So I’m only fit for one thing, Writing Stories. I was wondering just how many Koreans are reading my rubbish, as Quick Stories in Korean has now been downloaded/read 460+ times. So the Koreans are everywhere, just like the Irish. My own family is from Kerry Eire. Cromane Lower Killorglin was my mother’s place by the beach.
So thanks to all the Koreans for supporting me. If you are a rich millionairess you can come to Birmingham and support me even more, but maybe I’ve been watching too many Kdramas, but I do look like an older and fatter Gangham Style.
Feel free to send me shades.
The Bengali Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is also being downloaded a lot. As for you Arabs, have you not got any libraries? My stuff is doing really really well. So thank you all, wherever you are in the world, and of whatever nationality.
But the Arabs seem to read me the most, I’m surprized by that. Thank you.
I need more time to rest, as you cannot write if your body is fighting, or attacking you. Maybe when the Spring finally breaks through. I’ll post in the Translations list at the end, so grab a copy, and have a coffee, but don’t fall over the camels at the oasis. They do like stories, camels, didn’t you know, ask any child and they’ll explain it too you. To enjoy stories it’s best to stay child like. So Princes galore or poor in the steets, gather around and let grannie have a chair and some Cadbury’s Chocolate, which comes from Birmingham too. Then listen to the story being read aloud to you. If you understand English, then I’m even a Podcast now, google Podcast Michael Casey Humour. or just click
now here’s the list again to download and read my rubbish. And if you know Piers Morgan, you can telll him have a read, I heard he had time on his hands now. And before I forget, Happy Birthday Rupert Murdoch, you are 90, so be reckless and Publish me, and then I’ll get some Satifaction. Or just send me Brown Sugar for my tea.
ALL in ONE place Translations Galore
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ALL in ONE place Translations Galore
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It is nice to see every day where you all are as you read my stories
It is over 80 places worldwide
I’ve covered all the major language groups and you can all buy my Original English
on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1
I only read emails in ENGLISH with a decent subject line and I never click links
Junk emails just get deleted unread
Now curl up in bed and read my stories
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Merry Go Round of Tinnitus and Pain so here’s the Translation List again
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Repare Mi Casa
09/01/2021Posted bymichaelgcaseyPosted inUncategorizedEditALL in ONE place Translations Galore
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I’ve updated this today 16th January 2021 I’m Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me … I’ve done loads of writing, about 1,640,000 Words worth over 33 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He’d be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I’ve also had an interest in Politics for 50 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I’m more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else….. I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration. I also ignore those who just cannot write. Today’s world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say. I tend to write Comedy as I’d rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 If you include “chats” 2800 samples, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 10 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on WordPress And in over 80 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 80 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. If you add up all the downloads from my WordPress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson’s Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Though Boris earns more than any of us. Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. I also had a low budget film producer take a look at The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker back in 2013 Book Publishers have said I’ve made the commissioning editor laugh Radio People say they like my style So close but no cigar is the story of my life, so all you power people, do something useful HELP ME REACH FOR THE SKY from my position in the gutter looking at the stars As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales 21 years altogether I also was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel “BBU” in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment beside which I’ve had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I’m a great dad, as I’ve had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 18 stone George Clooney look alike Laugh or Die so to speak I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don’t make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn’t bother But I’ll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. That’s the end of the tidy version of my life, if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed. Though 12 pints a year is my ration. To finish here’s the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words I’ve started book 21, 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. ok, that’s your lot, p.s. Don’t forget I have readers all over the world in over 80 Countries now and on some days up to TEN different translations of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being read, on the same day, so Media groups do get in touch email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com or send a message via WordPress Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
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