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PAY ME TOO
but I bet you don't
I have two student daughters to feed
as for me, all I need is an end to PAIN and Tinnitus
a speed typist would be good too
Lionel Richie is singing I'm rediscovering him
My daughters were out dancing last night Jamaica Independence Day
or something
had a blast
Belize is reading again, is it Korean Tourists still?
Thanks anyway and Korea too
still no email saying Thank you for the stories
Like Jesus when he cured 10, and only one turned back
a Samaritan, if I remember my Bible, to says thanks
I also read ROC in Russia has new churches
but more of a property thing than Faith
as they are built in the wrong places
More of a decoration to gain Votes
Putin and his altar boy
Anyway
I had a strange dream
I was walking down the road
a middle aged couple were in front of me
the man I cannot remember
the woman was in a pink dress
we stopped to talk
she asked can I give you a kiss
I said your husband might not like that
So in the street she gave me a big hug and kissed me
then she said in my ear
I am the Virgin Mary
THEN I WOKE UP
so you tell me the meaning
well the tinnitus has calmed down
now my shoulder and back and head pain
have taken over
so I've slapped on the pain killer cream
and paracetamol will follow
As Grandma shouts from the kitchen in Shanghai
and it's like two chickens clucking LOUDLY
I just wish I could dance on the ceiling
with Lionel Richie, you try saying that if you are Chinese
I need a bath too, I smell like an animal from the zoo
but you all think I look like one already
you are all so cruel
And PUTIN you moron, if you blow up a Nuclear Power Station
the radioactivity will BLOW BACK TO MOSCOW
Can somebody sensible STOP PUTIN
and lock him in an asylum
which reminds me my nephew said he might go into Surgery
when he qualifies as a Doctor
So anybody out there who wants to sponsor the Casey Clan
do get in touch, my girls alone maybe 10 more years of Education
if they go the whole hog, and yes I do stink like a pig
so I'll go and wash my PIGU
I am called Panzi in Chinese after all
and yes keep on saying the Rosary for Peace in Ukraine, and if you are in Qatar reading this
pray once a day for them. As Putin is no friend of any Believer, whatever variety you are.
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