What can I say today?
well, Tinnitus is still my curse
the sun is shining here on the hill
as I look out the window there are clouds over Birmingham
a fat man scurries by playing with his keys
I bet he does not have heart disease
maybe he has Ckd and is hurrying home for the toilet
my shoulder hurts as does my head
but it was time to get out of bed
hope you are not sick of this style
but its piles better than a circular letter
I get often from somebody who should know better
Later on I'll watch Mass online
my shoulder twinged just then
the Ireland badge scratches and post heart bypass
that side of my chest is very very sensitive
just like me, are you laughing at me
well I'll go for a pee and think of you
as I squirt
we used to squirt over the wall when I was at primary school
just to see how high we could leave a mark
sometimes it went over the wall
and wet the girls who were playing outside in the playground
a kind of blessing made of pee, from the boys bogs
in the school playground
Saint Patrick's Dudley Rd, opposite the Hospital
and behind the church of the same name
where I was an altar boy too for 8 years
and a reader for 5 years
The funeral Mass is the best one by the way
for ceremony and fun, like putting the incense
down the drain and letting it fizz after the Mass
me and DmC 55 years ago maybe
So now you know
and yes i do have Shamrock growing in my garden
My Aunty Mary used to send us some
then we grew some from what she sent
for Saint Patrick's Day
She did not kiss the Blarney stone
she swallowed it
As for my mum, her sister, she had green
fingers up to her elbow
well my head is fizzing and my shoulder aches
so that'll have to do for today
I may sneak out for bread, as we have lots of eggs
so we can have French Toast as we watch
the French Election results come in
I first had French toast in Boston USA
in 1980, where one of my cousins
is a Policeman
Now I'm gotta stop, before my head explodes
Scanners was an old film with that in
which rhymes with Putin
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