Explaining IT Zuckerberg ©
By Michael Casey
Now before I begin it is 11.15 on Sunday 13th July 2025
This will be in bullet points as it feels like somebody has shot me in the back of the head, or swung at me with a baseball bat. Yes the list is endless, with Gay FSB Russians in Lederhosen covered in oil after having a Brazilian top of the queue. And it is queue, this is England and you only get lines if you are naughty, or see teacher after school if you are very very naughty.
The title is Explaining IT to Zuckerberg, and it is not IT, it is it, do you get it, it is different from IT, very very different. And if you are not getting enough of it your head droops and you may hide in a hoodie. But a hoodie is not the hood, you have to go to the West, way out west maybe if you are Hardy and can rest on your Laurel leaves. West Riding in England that is where to meet all of the ladies riding side saddle. And if you side saddle too much you get a sore from riding like the major. 30 years in the saddle by Major Bum Sore O.B.E. you can ask any Charlie what an O.B.E. is, he’ll never give me one. I’m not that kind of boy and neither is he. I will only accept a Nobel Prize for Literature, but Fox news is in contention for that. No wonder they are called a load of hunts.
So Zuckerberg baby, you got the drift, yes that newsreader is called snowy for a reason. Dan Druff is his real name, yes really, do you think I make everything up. I may be a Gerald but I am not Wiley, and don’t bark at me Ron. That newsreader thinks he has chops, but his chops are in the vase by his bed, they are false and he soaks them in domestos, no not a Greek insult. In dom estos, but in domestos a brand of toilet cleaner. The only thing that’ll get the stains out, so he can sparkle on tv. Though he forgot to rinse one morning on the early turn, and he went clean around the ubend. But Fox news audience their news that way.
Any which way is for monkies and you have to be a verbal contortionist, high on a wire. Or cartoonist of the mind, you don’t care so long as the fire brigade get you off the roof, you were high, and woke up literally high. So thanks to Paul who was on his way to Damascus, but spotted the flash reflected on you shades, so saved you from the Fall, it was late Summer after all, and climbed Jacob’s ladder and rescued you.
But that is a mere distraction. I found a book, yes we still have them I UK, they are read, not burned in the usa, near a spring.
I found The Outline of History by H.G. Wells it was a hard find the book had been invisible to me for years. In fact Mr Lester the head teacher, he was no pigget, gave me the book from the school library as I left Saint Patrick’s Cathoic Junior and Infant School. I was disappointed I had read ALL the books in the school library by then. History I loved it. So why are you giving me that, I want an Xbox or a phone. Sadly dear readers neither had even been thought of. It was ZT or – ZT time, which as you all know was before Zuckerberg has been invented by a Dentist and a Quack. And a quack Zuckerberg is a kind of doctor, it’s British slang.
So, what’s all this ringermerole about, I don’t know it’s the Preamble, like Frankie Howard on a cold stone in his short toga, like Zuckerberg and his Latin obsession, no not dance classes in tight trousers, and that’s why his lady Priscilla calls him COBOL Maximus, its to do with the size of his compiles, his coding was bad too, but he put ointment on it. Rubbed in twice a day, or 4 times a day, if he was very very naughty.
The start was I found a book, so I thought I sit and write about that. And that is how I write. I think of a word, or look out the window, I see something. And I pour hot water and you get instant noodles, takes about an hour. It Is 11.50 now. so that’s 35 mins and 772 words. Then I post on my Blogger and the 2 backup blogger and my Wordpress and do security . Then you ungrateful so in soes , not a group of traveling Taylors no matter how swift they are, you read if for free in 5 mins. And couldn’t be bothered to buy one of 22 books on Amazon.
So that my darling young man as my uncle Henry used to say to me in a bar in Ballyheigh Kerry. Is how I do it. By the way Henry was a father of five and had cattle. His wife my Aunty Mary was one of the funniest women in the world. And cousins there are the kindest and nicest people you’d ever meet. So if I’ve been slack on the Christmas cards, its here nailed in History.
So while at it, hello to; Cromane Lower Killorglin, The Gap, Ballycarty Cross, and all over Kerry who used to feed me. Aunty Delia from Killarney was the key too. She once saved a policeman. A backbacker was arrested for smoking dope or something. In the morning the drunken back packer tried to escape and struggled with a policeman in the cells. My aunty Delia who had a job cleaning there amongst the myriad of jobs she had, so she dropped the packer, she was 5 feet tall and 17 stones, strong than any man, if she hit you, you would know.
So Zuckerberg I’ve finished now, that is my Outline of History, or how does he get water from a H.G. Well. Now about that job as AI Tutor, please. Cobol Maximus from Casey Minimus. Just after 12, 48mins.
By Michael Casey
Now before I begin it is 11.15 on Sunday 13th July 2025
This will be in bullet points as it feels like somebody has shot me in the back of the head, or swung at me with a baseball bat. Yes the list is endless, with Gay FSB Russians in Lederhosen covered in oil after having a Brazilian top of the queue. And it is queue, this is England and you only get lines if you are naughty, or see teacher after school if you are very very naughty.
The title is Explaining IT to Zuckerberg, and it is not IT, it is it, do you get it, it is different from IT, very very different. And if you are not getting enough of it your head droops and you may hide in a hoodie. But a hoodie is not the hood, you have to go to the West, way out west maybe if you are Hardy and can rest on your Laurel leaves. West Riding in England that is where to meet all of the ladies riding side saddle. And if you side saddle too much you get a sore from riding like the major. 30 years in the saddle by Major Bum Sore O.B.E. you can ask any Charlie what an O.B.E. is, he’ll never give me one. I’m not that kind of boy and neither is he. I will only accept a Nobel Prize for Literature, but Fox news is in contention for that. No wonder they are called a load of hunts.
So Zuckerberg baby, you got the drift, yes that newsreader is called snowy for a reason. Dan Druff is his real name, yes really, do you think I make everything up. I may be a Gerald but I am not Wiley, and don’t bark at me Ron. That newsreader thinks he has chops, but his chops are in the vase by his bed, they are false and he soaks them in domestos, no not a Greek insult. In dom estos, but in domestos a brand of toilet cleaner. The only thing that’ll get the stains out, so he can sparkle on tv. Though he forgot to rinse one morning on the early turn, and he went clean around the ubend. But Fox news audience their news that way.
Any which way is for monkies and you have to be a verbal contortionist, high on a wire. Or cartoonist of the mind, you don’t care so long as the fire brigade get you off the roof, you were high, and woke up literally high. So thanks to Paul who was on his way to Damascus, but spotted the flash reflected on you shades, so saved you from the Fall, it was late Summer after all, and climbed Jacob’s ladder and rescued you.
But that is a mere distraction. I found a book, yes we still have them I UK, they are read, not burned in the usa, near a spring.
I found The Outline of History by H.G. Wells it was a hard find the book had been invisible to me for years. In fact Mr Lester the head teacher, he was no pigget, gave me the book from the school library as I left Saint Patrick’s Cathoic Junior and Infant School. I was disappointed I had read ALL the books in the school library by then. History I loved it. So why are you giving me that, I want an Xbox or a phone. Sadly dear readers neither had even been thought of. It was ZT or – ZT time, which as you all know was before Zuckerberg has been invented by a Dentist and a Quack. And a quack Zuckerberg is a kind of doctor, it’s British slang.
So, what’s all this ringermerole about, I don’t know it’s the Preamble, like Frankie Howard on a cold stone in his short toga, like Zuckerberg and his Latin obsession, no not dance classes in tight trousers, and that’s why his lady Priscilla calls him COBOL Maximus, its to do with the size of his compiles, his coding was bad too, but he put ointment on it. Rubbed in twice a day, or 4 times a day, if he was very very naughty.
The start was I found a book, so I thought I sit and write about that. And that is how I write. I think of a word, or look out the window, I see something. And I pour hot water and you get instant noodles, takes about an hour. It Is 11.50 now. so that’s 35 mins and 772 words. Then I post on my Blogger and the 2 backup blogger and my Wordpress and do security . Then you ungrateful so in soes , not a group of traveling Taylors no matter how swift they are, you read if for free in 5 mins. And couldn’t be bothered to buy one of 22 books on Amazon.
So that my darling young man as my uncle Henry used to say to me in a bar in Ballyheigh Kerry. Is how I do it. By the way Henry was a father of five and had cattle. His wife my Aunty Mary was one of the funniest women in the world. And cousins there are the kindest and nicest people you’d ever meet. So if I’ve been slack on the Christmas cards, its here nailed in History.
So while at it, hello to; Cromane Lower Killorglin, The Gap, Ballycarty Cross, and all over Kerry who used to feed me. Aunty Delia from Killarney was the key too. She once saved a policeman. A backbacker was arrested for smoking dope or something. In the morning the drunken back packer tried to escape and struggled with a policeman in the cells. My aunty Delia who had a job cleaning there amongst the myriad of jobs she had, so she dropped the packer, she was 5 feet tall and 17 stones, strong than any man, if she hit you, you would know.
So Zuckerberg I’ve finished now, that is my Outline of History, or how does he get water from a H.G. Well. Now about that job as AI Tutor, please. Cobol Maximus from Casey Minimus. Just after 12, 48mins.
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