The
Cat in a Box ©
By
Michael
Casey
Totoro
is a naughty cat, old Mrs Murphy knew that, when his owner passed on Mrs Murphy
inherited the cat, and Totoro never sat on a mat. Totoro was a Ninja climbing
cat who wanted to climb and explore and did things galore like no other cat
before.
Mrs
Murphy would find Totoro asleep and smiling all over the place, hiding here and
there, anywhere it was warm, Totoro was a cat after all, so she knew where the
warm places were. Totoro was also very nosey too, so she opened every cupboard
with her nose and toes, she even jumped into the fridge when the door was left
open too long.
She
was such a naughty cat, but she was so beautiful, and her fur so soft, and Mrs
Murphy loved to have her sit on her lap and watch tv together. Now Mrs Murphy
had a divan bed with drawers in, so Totoro taught herself to open the drawers
and climb inside to sleep, or climb past the drawer and sleep on the floor
under the bed. It was a nice warm place, apart from when Mrs Murphy farted in her
sleep and her pollution drifted downwards under the bed.
Totoro
loved Mrs Murphy and Mrs Murphy loved Totoro.
There was one other person that loved Mrs Murphy or rather her rings on
her fingers, she had no bells on her nose or is it toes? Jack the local bad boy
had just got out of Winson Green Prison, and he wanted some quick cash for
crack. So as he knew the area he thought Mrs Murphy would be an easy target, as
she had no dog to bite him.
So
he climbed the drainpipe and slide open Mrs Murphy’s bedroom window. She was
easy prey, not a Miss Lump with a baseball bat under her bed to keep robbers at
bay. Mrs Murphy awoke suddenly, Jack the lad was leaning over her. Things could
get out of hand, there was danger in the air. Indeed there was, Totoro did not
being woken up at night while dreaming
of 10 kills of rats in a night, lining them up in a row on the doorstep, like a
good cat does, and in Totoro’s case he had really done so.
Totoro
sneaked out like a thief from under the bed, Mrs Murphy was scared, and who was
this smelly lad. Mrs Murphy smelt nice, but this lad smelt bad, and it was too
bad for him. Totoro leapt from the darkness and scratched him on his bare legs,
Jack was wearing his cycling shorts, his bike was his getaway vehicle. But bare
legs exposed to a Ninja cat were such a great target.
Jack
spun around and chased the cat out of the bedroom, Mrs Murphy got out of bed
and put the chair against the door. Totoro led Jack into the next bedroom and
hid in a high cupboard. Totoro thought this was a good game, Jack cursed and
banged open every cupboard in the spare bedroom. Then he opened the high
cupboard and felt about. He got Totoro by the tail and pulled her out, only it
was an old belt from decades ago. As for Totoro she leapt and slid down Jack’s
face, claws out. It was only a belt but for Totoro there had to be solidarity
with cat’s tails, real and imaginary. So Jack was now a scar face, as he
screamed in pain.
Totoro
raced down the landing, but then stopped at the top of the stairs, one of her
favourite positions in the house with a commanding view, though at night it was
pitch black. Totoro just lay there, waiting for Jack. Then as he approached she
jumped up and scratched his balls, though breaking into old ladies homes at
night any real man with balls would never do.
Jack
fell down the stairs, so Totoro leapt and landed on face, scratching as she
bounced over him. She raced to the cat flap next, with a bleeding and very
angry Jack after her. He unbolted the back door, just as lights were going on
in Tumbledown Street, Jack’s screams had woken up the neighbours. Mrs Murphy
wisely stayed in her bedroom. Totoro raced on, a plan in her mind, she turned
left and race up the garden path to number 88, they always had windows open, so
Totoro jumped inside.
In
seconds Totoro’s friends, Tom and Jerry were released through the door. You see
Tom and Jerry were Police dogs that lived with Sgt. Dick the Policeman, Totoro
had led Jack straight to the police. He’d be back in Winson Green Jail hours,
Totoro did take another swipe at Jack, and that was for waking her up in the
middle of a good dream.
Mrs
Murphy was so happy, and Sgt. Dick did say there was a reward for his
capture. So Mrs Murphy spent the money
on Ocado and had a little party for her neighbours. As for Jack he was in a rat
infested jail, he even wished Totoro was there to protect him. And where was
Totoro, she was asleep in a cupboard in the spare room.
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