The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

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Saturday, 11 September 2021

Afternoon all and KPOP saves the world, again

 well my readers are still very far flung

thank you all

Over on my Wordpress is the best place for translations

And I still get far flung rubbish, even hackers using. student's emails

PLEASE JUST STOP

and if you can stop the Tinnitus kicking me from inside my head that would be great

There's 3400+ plus pieces here, abut 2000 stories and the rest chats like this

And thanks to Tinnitus I've slowed down a lot

So you can Pray either way, that it stops and you get more stories

Or that it continues to hurt and kill me

And that would be the end of the stories

I went to the store just and the hill nearly got me

Humid and all that. so I stopped 3 times to rest and breath

Yes, once, twice, three times a loser

You are all so cruel

Soon I'll be all alone in the daytime

Just me and our killer Ninja cat

As  one daughter goes back to University

and the other has Upper Sixth, or year 13 as they call it

So I'll just be here alone with my PC 

Now its time for Kdramas and all that

Luckily everybody delivers nowadays

Or I'd be as slim as Kim in North Korea

Stay Happy always

I am not on twitter, nor FB the only way to talk is email

michaelgcasey@hotmail.com 

KPOP saves the world

Posted bymichaelgcasey21/06/2020Posted inUncategorized

K POP saves the World ©

By

Michael Casey

As I flagged yesterday I’ll write something about Pop Stars today, I’ve even changed my usual Font. I did think of one thing and then another, then I had a splat idea. Its the Jackson Pollock school of writing after all, as we lie in our beds the Angel of Death approaches, and the Dove of Peace is just a tiny tiny mustard seed in comparison. I am talking of the looming nuclear war in North Korea.

Read these two links before I resume, with a fresh coffee in my hand.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/north-korea-threatens-to-sink-japan-reduce-us-to-ashes-and-darkness/ar-AArUtCD?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout

The 1st is a worrying news item,  the 2nd is K Pop.

I’m listening to REM as they sing “Everybody Hurts” I’ve chosen their Automatic for the People album as the backdrop while I talk to you all. Sorry Justin and your Beavers I’m not going to mock you, you do a good enough job on your own. And Snoop you walk your own dog, Eminem go back to school, but Justin dear Justin, I taught you everything you know, now its time to use your 20/20 Vision.

Instead I want to talk about Music, if it be the food of love play on. I wish I could lip sinc the entire film Moulin Rouge as I love it so much. My favorite scene is where the black guy punches the count and save Nicole Kidman. But I digress as ever, but I have such great legs so I should be in a dress. So today’s idea is K Pop for Peace.

23 million people in North Korea are being led by somebody who could be a fat rapper, who has spent everybody’s 50cents on Nuclear Bling, who could poison his own country’s water supply when the mountain where the testing is done collapses around him. In the South everybody has everything, they even have FOOD. So what are we to do to avoid the 1st Strike from USA, or a very close 2nd strike if the Panzi, which is a Chinese word for Fat or Pig, tries to get in first. The Logic Of Madness, this is actually a simple concept if you put yourself in the shoes of the madman. This is where the madman kills everything he loves, such as his own family, and then everybody just cannot understand why. Sadly we see such cases in the newspaper from time to time.

The Dear Leader loves nobody, he is corrupt and just loves his own position. So why will he listen to say a fat guy with silver hair in shades from Birmingham? He has not looked in the mirror and changed, he has not had a road to Damascus experience, he has no Soul. He hacked our NHS, it was only saved by a young guy who is now in Jail in USA for something, its due in court soon. A comedy about North Korea, not very funny in the artistic sense resulted in Sony being hacked. People forget Koreans are very clever, even if just in the Military sense in the North.

So what are we to do?

Pack up all your troubles in your all kit bag and sing, yes sing. All you Rappers and hard men out there, why not sing for Peace. I dare you to have a Dream, like King and yes like Abba. Pop stars always say in answer to what is their one dream, world peace, that was until one DJ punched the pop star, be realistic the interviewer shouted.

So Snoop follow your dog’s lead, 50 Cents lend us a penny, no not for a pee, just show us your sparkle, and all the rest of you out there in Hard Man Wrapper Land. Your time has come. Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. And the answer is sing Take me Home Country Roads and all the John Denver hits. Yes, all you hard rappers out there, Sing Country. And may Buddy Rich rock and roll in his grave. As for all you gyrating girl singers there is room for you too, as I sit here talking to you Love Hurts plays again, so you Ladies can sing that and shake as only you can shake, while I finish my Lemonade.

Then here’s the clever bit track back from Sony to North Korea and let them hear the music. Let them have a Soul, let them dance. All of North Korea’s public address system is taken over by music. First the rappers singing country, they will be the storm troopers of love. Then Let the music sing let the music take over. Surround North Korea with K POP the only language they understand. From South Korea, from Japan and from China too, not forgetting a few Russians.

Constant K pop, the music of fun and laughter and very pretty girls, not forgetting Gangham Style. Broadcast at them on every radio frequency, on every IP address, take over the North Korean nuclear program with K Pop Music, and not forgetting Abba. The Dear Leader presses a button and all he gets is every tv and computer coming to life with K Pop, and then the population have something to really cry about.

Cry with happiness because K-Pop has saved them from the starvation of the spirit. This should be a cue for a Rapper to sing something good, but are any of you good enough? I’ll have a sip of lemonade while you reach for your dictionary. But I’m sure King would know what to say. Or do we just ask the King, Elvis to say a word now. Yes maybe Mr Gangham Style himself should start singing in the Ghetto. North Korea needs to leave  the Ghetto and enter the sunshine. Sing Rappers sing, Take me Home Country Roads, in Korean.

****** I wrote this on 14th September 2017

I woke up early this morning so I thought I’d repost it. Donald where’s your trousers?

this was published in KOREA 3 years ago in a small English language “newspaper”

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Friday, 10 September 2021

Still my favourite story I want to be a radio star

 Tinnitus is really killing me

Lack of sleep and buzzing in my head

If I had those 4 more children etc

I'd be happy but dead tired, and I'd sleep

Somebody was reading this while I finally caught up with my sleep

I've had a beef on Hovis bread sandwich and I'm restored

Though the roaring is still in my head

Tinnitus is not a joke

On top of all my pains

Its made me get down on my knees and pray

for an end of all of it, so I hope God thinks I deserve SILENCE

Anyway somebody was reading this

BUT I DONT HAVE A HARD COPY ANYWHERE

so listen and write it down and send it back to me

I aways used to say I'd end up doing Security

and yes I did, part of my job in hotels 20 years ago, CPNEC

now here it is, just listen

Tuesday, 27 February 2018

I want to be a radio star, a love story

Stumbling back here

Stumbling back here,its 27th Feb 2018. After 30+ years of writing I have yet to be discovered. Because I'm not on Anti-Social Media, and I'm not going to hawk books outside the local supermarket. Maybe I should, but I am not an American, a salesman. I just write the stuff and hope my readers like it too. Then when I have a load of stories I compile them into a book. 1300 to 1600 stories now. 1,260,000 words or so spread over the 15 books. My next book when it reaches 100,000 words will be called Sweet 16 and then I'll launch it on Amazon. Leap Year's Day 1988 was when I finished The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker, half my lifetime ago. Sadly a life carrying stuff has caught up with my Health, so all I am good for is writing stories. Usually in one hour I'm done because I'm very quick. Then I take 30 mins to load to my sites and do my backup securities. SECURITY IS EVERYTHING. You have been warned. I was a computer operator most of my working life, so I speak from experience. I have readers in 26 different countries that's why I think my writing could be used to teach English as a 2nd language. I do have a Shanghai wife as well and I did do ESOL. That's as far as my sales pitch goes. And yes I really did get 21,000 Polish readers just by word of mouth in 3 weeks for a Translation of the Finale of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker. Today its cold and snowing and sadly I can no longer go out and make a snowman, as I was able to do till I was 50. Now If I tried I'd be dead the snow.
127.I want to be a radio star a love story
I have recorded 207 out of my 1300 to 1600 stories.  But I've stopped recording until somebody in the world asks for more.Its 11hours of my voice and stories. Here  on this site you are spared, you just get 50 stories I think.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC   to buy an read my 15 books
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Thursday, 9 September 2021

Uzbekistan and all that

Uzbekistan and all that

stuck in the heads reading me or what

10. hits just from Uzbekistan last night

16 different countries all told

Korean Translation of Quick Stories

is still the Top Gun too

Anyway all readers are welcome

Maybe one day I can sell a program to teach English with Michael Casey

though I'm not holding my breath

I was stuck in the heads today myself

something I ate or maybe I didn't rinse my coffee mug enough

My small daughter is having her final exam today

Then a year's more slog to get an Anthropology Degree course

Where will it be?

God alone knows, maybe he needs two Policemen to help him

As my own mother used to say

anyway Tinnitus is a curse

I can handle all the pain, just about

But lack of sleep on top

Maybe I need to be tasered to sleep, don' try

Form a queue, form a line etc

ONLINE is enough to teach yourself English

Though I could tart it up if I had the energy and time

Kdramas take priority 

enough back to the loo






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