Too Busy for SEX , NO this is not that, this is advice your priest might give

Too Busy for SEX , 

NO this is not that, this is advice your priest might give

YOU dirty minded people

Ok here is an idea I gave to 2 pharmacists and a Building Society

SO 

You. are a good girl, a pharmacist

smarter than any doctor, you can never make a mistake

you don't just sell toothpaste and condoms

People are so stupid

You know more secrets than ANY priest

BUT you are too busy to find a man

or you are a Lawyer, or a High Flying IT girl

etc

OR  you are a Shy Boy

not The Shy Girl a story I wrote on 1998 maybe

SO

you have brains and a TON of money

But you have no WOMAN to share it with

OR 

no

Big Fat Hairy Man full Of Muscles

OK any man would do if he just

LISTENED

So Boys and Girls

you have EVERYTHING

but

ITS NOTHING

UNTIL

Michael Casey the Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham

Stumbled through your door FARTING FIRE

after you sprayed the premises

HE

Gave you this Idea which changes your LIFE

MEET

in Uncle Ben's House

he had a series of curry houses and is MINTED

all his kids have left home

So he is Home Alone with just the WIFE

BUT

he has a very big house and garden

so the fat farting Michael Casey Birmingham Writer

GIVES YOU this LIFE CHANGING IDEA

10 boys

10 girls

Super successful

Mercedes and BMW and the odd poor boys Audi

that kind of success

But Home Alone

So 10 of each meet at Uncle Ben's

Bring cake and samosa and packets of tea etc

so Uncle Ben is just the HOST with a hot kettle of water

Tea and Cake for all

THEN

The Magic Mike questions

Provided by MICHAEL CASEY

 the fat silver haired Birmingham writer 

The Girls and Boys pair up

randomly

First question and the girls lead with questions

Did you ever wear your sister's knickers?

Second Question

what's the worse thing your mum or dad ever did to you?

Third Question

Do you know who Michael Casey the Birmingham Writer is?

BY the answers you will tell is he a Liar, Is he too proud 

or an Honest  Man. Obvious he will never have heard of me.

BUT the sheer embarrassment will break down the barriers

and you will have your cake and eat it

And HIM too if you decide, he'll do

so as  Payment for the Match Making

NOTHING

maybe free toothpaste every time I poke me head in the door

BUT otherwise NOTHING

IN due course

Michael Singh , Michael Abullah, Michael This, Michael That

and Michael Definately the OTHER 

BECAUSE you came , you ate cake, you ate it and

you thank God you have a Man in your Bed not just a Teddy

and any Teddies you have, 

your MAN takes off with your Approval

because he is YOUR Teddy Bear

Naked in your Bed

what more does any highly qulaified woman want

Especially as he can cook and clean and

gives you a Bakers Dozen ever week

and I don't mean CAKE

No wonder everybody smiles around here

BIRMINGHAM

Smile Better

Now you know why......

Michael Casey a Benny Hill but a PhD full of Ideas