I did start writing something yesterday but...
so thanks to Isreal, Syrian, Saudi and Hong Kong
for being some of my bemused, befuddled and smiling readers today
JUST when you thought lockdown could not get any worse
you found me
i've past 2900 pieces here on the main site
2000 are stories I think, the rest may be like this
but you'll have to read everything to find out
Teacher, can we count the grains of sand instead
I'm not that boring, don't answer that.
Ok, if it makes you all better, repeat after me
Michael Casey you are just fat and silver haired from Birmingham
What about the Writer bit?
Silence
You know how to hurt my feelings, I may just walk through the desert
I mean dessert, whipped cream and strawberries
Image that a fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham totally
covered in strawberries and cream
What's that sound
Not of Silence
Just people smacking their lips, no, the sound of Boredom
You really know how to hurt my feelings
I'm going off for a cry
I may just watch Beethoven Virus my Kdrama about an orchestra
I 'll come back later
as punishment read a chapter of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
and which character in it is closest to Me?
You could all put me on TicTok or whatever its called
2,000,000,000 users and none has heard of me
You could punish them
But don't look under your bed, as I may be hiding there
me and Tororo the cat
reading Don Camillo, he is so much better than me
so with that book recommendation I'll finish for now
it's nearly 4pm here in England
I had open the window, one of my girls was wearing
horrible perfume. If only they used Ck1 then I'd
let it be, cos we could all wear it androgenously
Saturday, 18 July 2020
Friday, 17 July 2020
Heaven's Devils
Heaven’s Devils ©
By Michael Casey
Rodrigo was a bad man, a very bad man. He had
lied and cheated and killed his way all over Central America, but he was good
at his job. He was a killer for the cartels. Obviously he was going straight to
Hell, the hottest part of Hell itself, but he neither cared nor believed. He
was BAD with a Capital B, Michael Jackson could sing and dance and prance as
much as he wanted but compared to Rodrigo, he was just DEAD with a capital D.
Jackson was not Bad, he was Sad with a silly voice and bad dance moves, and he
was DEAD. Rodrigo was the MAN and his moves left a trail of Death all over
Central America.
Rodrigo had no friends, but he did have one
cousin, Miguel was his name, and he too was a bad man, a very bad man, who like
Rodrigo lied and cheated and killed his way all over Central America. They used
to send postcards to each other, with cartoons written on the back showing how
many and how they had killed their latest victims. The postmen just assumed it
was children scrawling things. But to the FBI it was evidence.
Rodrigo and Miguel were tasked to kill a priest
who condemned the drugs trade from the pulpit. So obviously they sat at the
back and enjoyed the sermon, they would slit his throat after the Mass and
steal the offerings too on the way out. Only Fr. Camillo had other ideas, he
was not stupid he knew when death was calling him, and today after Sunday Mass
was the day. But the thing about Death is that it is not the Master, there is
only one Master, and today the Holy Ghost was in town. Now the Holy Ghost was
faster and quicker than any assassin, so Rodrigo and Miguel had better watch
their backs.
Now who or what is the Holy Ghost? Well the Holy
Ghost was a retired CIA assassin, he knew Fr. Camillo from high school, and
every day Fr. Camillo had prayed for his dark and evil soul. If the thief on
the cross could be spared and Saul could become Paul, then the Holy Ghost could
be saved too. And so he was, the Holy Ghost became plain old Sancho, he was Fr.
Camillo’s invisible bodyguard. Any time the cartels sent a hit man to kill Fr.
Camillo the hit man disappeared off the face of the earth. In actual fact,
Sancho cut their ear off and posted it back to the cartel. As for the hit men,
they just retired to Miami, thanking God they were still alive, though slightly
hard of hearing. They grew their hair and enjoyed all their ill -gotten gains.
Rodrigo and Miguel were about to strike, when
Sancho hit them first. They awoke to find themselves tied up chickens ready to
go in the oven. Fr. Camillo blessed them with Holy Water, Sancho who had been
drinking relieved himself on them. They were about to swear, but Sancho hit
them with two Bibles across the face. There will be no more swearing ever,
Repent or Die, with that Fr. Camillo threw a bucket of Holy Water over each of
them. Now the Holy Spirit the real Holy Spirit works in most strange ways,
Rodrigo and Miguel had come to kill, but now they would become savers.
They were shackled and told to read the Bible,
every day Sancho fed them and Fr. Camillo blessed them, the Holy Spirit did his
work too. That is the real Holy Spirit and the Sancho the retired assassin.
Sleep deprived and forced to change, this was no road to Damascus, this was
Central America. How many months it took I do not know, but I do know, light
began to shine in their hearts, a tiny tiny light, but Fr. Camillo could feel
it. The Holy Spirit was at work. Sancho had to go away with his donkey Panza
for supplies, so with a wave and reminding the prisoners that there would be a
1000 question Bible test when he returned he disappeared like a Ghost, a Holy
Ghost maybe.
Now an ill wind blows no good, and fools rush in
where angels fear to tread. The cartels had not received any ears lately so
they dispatched an entire squad to kill Fr. Camillo. Would they manage to
finally kill Fr. Camillo? In the jungle whistles broke through the animal
sounds. To Rodrigo and Miguel it was obvious what was about to happen, they
smiled. The old priest would get his comeuppance. But as they read their
Bibles, the gentle breeze of the Holy Spirit fell upon them. The Padre Pio
prayer card which had acted as bookmark, fell from their Bibles, Padre Pio’s
face gave them a hard stare. As Mrs Casey would say, don’t give me any cheek or
I’ll slap you in the puss with the mop bucket. They had had enough of murder,
it was now time to save. This was their Damascus moment.
So like any good assassins, Roderigo and Miguel
broke free from their shackles and slipped away.
The assassination squad numbered 10, but 10
divided by 2 is 5, and 5 to 1 were easy odds as far as they were concerned. As
Fr. Camillo prayed they took action, then 10 became 9, became 8, became 7,
became 6 and then Panza the donkey came to the rescue. Panza distracted the
assassination squad while Miguel and Roderigo with the returned Sancho finished
off the 10. All of whom were tied up like chickens ready for the oven.
Don’t think you’ll not having your Bible test,
after supper will be you final test. They spun round it was Fr.Camillo who had
finished praying. They followed him into the jungle, there on the ground was
another 10 men, how come to assassinate him. They were the advance party, I
sorted them out myself, they were such amateurs. So they tied those ten up and
dragged them to join the others. 20 men sent to kill just one priest. Roderigo
and Miguel bowed their heads, you love God so much and the send so many killers
to get you.
Fr.Camillo blessed them and they all had supper,
afterwards Sancho gave them their 1000 question Bible test. So what happens
now? Well said Fr. Camillo, Sancho has some friends in the CIA they could use
men like you. But we aren’t killers any more, you know I think we could become
Christians, real Christian, do you think your boss would accept people like us.
Of course he can, but listen to Sancho. So Sancho explained the CIA or the
friends of friends of the CIA needed bodyguards, not close protection ones, but
invisible bodyguards to protect special people from a distance, and maybe
sometimes to intervene. They would become Ghosts, Holy Ghosts if you like.
Roderigo and Miguel took all of 2 seconds to say
yes. But don’t you need more than 2 sometimes? Well yes explained Sancho, after
I cut off all those ears and previous assassins are official dead I stay in
touch with the “dead” so to speak, and they do me favours occasionally. What
about these 20, they are the worst of the worst. Well you could help us
re-educate them. So after they had cut both ears off all 20 assassins, they
chained them up and Bible school began. Fr. Camillo was left alone after that
the cartels gave up on him, the Sicorro was blowing after all.
Now where did Roderigo and Miguel go? Well if you
remember Mrs Murphy likes to visits lots and lots of churches and some are not
in nice places. And her Jewish friend Esther has a zillionaire son who makes
satellites for CIA etc. Well a satellite is all fine and dandy but Esther
worries about her friends, her close friends. So it makes Esther sleep easier
knowing that the Holy Ghost Protection Society is only a heartbeat away.
Let There Be Light
Let There Be Light
Let There Be Light ©
By Michael Casey
Let my tears be my words
Let the candle light be my eyes
Let the flowers in bloom be my lips
Let their scent be my blood
Let the wind be my breath
Let clouds be my mood
Let children’s laughter be my hope
Let widows’ sighs be my conscience
Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight
Let the bees be my wisdom
Let the trees be my strength
Let my patience reach to the stars
Let me be always remembered in your prayers
****** this is what the world needs right now, and Prayers of any variety
Thursday, 16 July 2020
ANOTHER REPEAT i'M WORSE THAN THE BBC tHAT SPECIAL MOMENT
another repeat I’m worse than the BBC ______That Special Moment
this is 3 years old I think
That Special Moment ©
By Michael Casey
Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat, well it is 28th November so forgive me for mentioning Christmas, though I do believe Christmas should be kept in December, and not August as some retailers may prefer. We had Harry and Markle on tv yesterday on about special things, I’m not going to talk about them, but how did Harry fall in love with the leader of Germany I’ll never know, as English people are notoriously bad with languages. My own speciality is bad language, so don’t vex me. Though I can stumble along in French and Spanish and one of brothers was a bit of a linguist, and another did live and work in Paris for 4 years. Not forgetting the Shanghai wife and our bilingual daughters. But I’ll leave Harry alone with his American/German phrasebook. The Windsors are from Germany after all.
So what makes a moment special? In actual fact it’s the Future or is it the Past? When in the future you look back at your past you only then realise just how special the moment was. I think in real time you are too busy to realise how good a time you are having. It’s when you go to bed and you rewind your day that you realise how good it was as you thank God when you say your prayers. That’s if you pray at all, I bet only 15% of people actually pray. Forget the Christmas Christians or other faiths, the ones who actually have faith in their life, not those who attend because they have to. These are the believers of all faiths and none.
But you can argue the philosophy of prayer next time you are down the bookies smoking a splif as you share a can of Guinness with your local vicar. Or whoever leads your prayers. Now one special moment is when the Queen’s horse romps home and you have had a bet on it. You win 700 quid, or 2 weeks wages in money terms. You did lose double that 2 months before, but now you are triumphant. Luckily the vicar though seeing double because of the splif decides to intervene, so he grabs your winnings, no metaphor intended and puts them down his pants. So you chase him out of the bookies and up the road to the village green, where you try to debag him.
The little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon, so says the nursey rhythm. In reality people are wondering why their trendy vicar is being attacked and having the pants torn off him. A tear appears and ten pound noses flutter from the vicars torn pants. The vicar continues running away, as Michael Casey Trainee betting Shop Manager stands in the door of the bookies and wonders will every day be like this. Smiling Paul the bookie in The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker would be taking bets by now on how long before the vicar would be knickerless with just the odd 10 pound note to hide his modesty.
The vicar’s pants come off and tenners float everywhere, the vicar has just his union jack underpants on. The crowd are impressed by all his bulges. The vicar’s assistant appears still wearing vestments, she takes off her cassock so the vicar can hide his bulges. Then she turns on you to lash you with her tongue. She used to be a bingo caller before the call came, but now she’ll lash you unmercifully for daring to disrobe a vicar in public.
As she whips you with her tongue a strange thing happens, you realise she is the one for you. You are being chastised by god’s helper, by god’s little worker. So as you finish collecting your 700 winnings you look deep into her eyes, and then and then and then and then you puke all over her. Splif and Guinness combined with chasing the vicar and tearing his clothes off to get your money back has upset your stomach. Or it could have been the two spicy kebabs as you watch the race meeting from Ascot in the bookies’ shop. So the vicar’s assistant is covered in your puke.
Her face goes red with anger, you say it matches her red hair, and you just love her Edinburgh accent. She punches you in the stomach, which was a mistake so you puke all over her again before you collapse on top of her. Now at this point God intervenes, he knows she has a really bad temper and had hoped the church would hide it. She has now been twice blessed, or is it twice puked over. As you lay on top of her saying sorry you use the 700 in notes top wipe your sick off her.
Six months later at your wedding to the Scots lass all this is remembered as a turning point in both of your lives. A passing fire engine had hosed you both down, as for the 700 in the new plastic notes, that was given to the local children’s home, as a penance for being sick over the vicar’s assistant. The Scots lass had looked into your eyes and saw that you were the man with the child in his eyes, Kate Bush was her favourite singer after all.
So it was like being struck by lightning, or rather 2 shades of vomit. The vicar had lost his pants, the children’s home had gained a donation, you had lost your addiction, or rather the contents of your stomach, but gained a wife. And she would be a Verger no more.
Yes, looking back a really special moment.
Welcoming ROMANIA hello everybody here there and everywhere
Welcoming ROMANIA hello everybody here, there, and everywhere
well what have I done to deserve all your attention?
I hope you like what you are reading
I did not do a Romanian Translation but
nearly every other language is on my Wordpress
my Postman is from Romania/ Russian extraction
my Central heating guy is Ukrainian with a Romanian wife
So if you know them perhaps that's how you found me
There are 2900 pieces of Silly English if you just stay here on this site
But I'd rather have a kebab and chips myself
But if you are in lock down don't worry
Have a good rest and read for fun
I am a fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND
with bad dandruff and smelly feet
so obviously you are all better than me
no arguement there
I only argue with stupid people trying to sell my overpriced broadband
at my door, so don't ever be a cold caller, when I'd stood naked in the door
shivering with cold, don't be bold.
You have all just vomited, the mental picture in your head was too much
p.s. Hello to Syria, Phillipeans, Korea and American Samoa as well
have not got something better to do, like watching the old Dr Who
well what have I done to deserve all your attention?
I hope you like what you are reading
I did not do a Romanian Translation but
nearly every other language is on my Wordpress
my Postman is from Romania/ Russian extraction
my Central heating guy is Ukrainian with a Romanian wife
So if you know them perhaps that's how you found me
There are 2900 pieces of Silly English if you just stay here on this site
But I'd rather have a kebab and chips myself
But if you are in lock down don't worry
Have a good rest and read for fun
I am a fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND
with bad dandruff and smelly feet
so obviously you are all better than me
no arguement there
I only argue with stupid people trying to sell my overpriced broadband
at my door, so don't ever be a cold caller, when I'd stood naked in the door
shivering with cold, don't be bold.
You have all just vomited, the mental picture in your head was too much
p.s. Hello to Syria, Phillipeans, Korea and American Samoa as well
have not got something better to do, like watching the old Dr Who
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Wednesday, 15 July 2020
Pompous Old Fart or POF for short
Pompous Old Fart or POF for short
Pompous Old Fart or POF for short ©
By
Michael Casey
Hello Dear, as my dad a steel worker and father of six always used to say. Or My Darling Young Man as my Uncle Henry in Kerry used to say, he was a farmer and father of 5. I’m telling you this because Language really does give you away, Google https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00c7q4l and Around the Horn.
There you will laugh and enjoy British Humour from 50 years ago and more, and it will be worth it, and if you don’t laugh never come back to my page again.
So let us begin, I am POF an influencer and sage from another age, Old Age, you little snot, speaking to me like that. I’ll have you know, we know already. You were in a Paint Commercial 30+ years ago, when colour tv first reached the UK. Mr Spangle the silver glow man, you and your can of Brighten Up, the paint for all occasions. Jealous, it’s no use putting your tongue out, this is Radio.
Ignore those noise off, them and their Potty Mouths, they should sit and pooh, there are so windy. More like food poisoning after dinner made by you. There is no such thing as a free lunch, free of food poisoning. Cheek, I was on the cover of Food Dinner, or was it diner? Advertising Anti Acid tablets, before tablets were invented, you are so Old Moses must have shared his tablets with you.
Just ignore those little FARTS, literally, now we are all alone I can give you the benefit of my Wisdom. I am POF and I will guide you with such Wisdom, you’ll be amazed that your little small lives could have evaporated without ME!
Now first lesson, I am your Leader, more like a little bleeder, get back to that toilet you stink, and literally too. So let me begin once more, I have barricaded the bathroom doors.
Yes, without me you are so incomplete, just take my advice and your life will always be full of rice, the kind you get from your local take away, the one you love so much, Took’s Touch. Buy a subscription online, just follow the banner below, and not only will you get me in your inbox every day, but 10% off Took’s Touch whenever you are in Old Forge and Singing Anvil, my abode. More like a smelly commode. Pardon them while I superglue the bathroom door, but we need more Andrex, USE YOUR FINGER. These Plebs don’t deserve toilet paper, my own dear mother God rest her, used a blade of grass to wipe her **(* back in Cromane Lower Kerry.
I’m using a boxing commentators close mike now, those Plebs won’t annoy us anymore. So where do I begin? Yes, here’s a vacuous quote, from Big Bert the Belly the alcoholic darts champ from down our boozer. Some times you have to throw up, before you grow up. Some times you hit the Bull, while others just talk BS, sometimes it’s a double, sometimes a triple, I’m talking about Darts now, not my drinking. But if you just keep on pointing your arrow, if you don’t get your face slapped, then you’ll hit the target. And if you are in Target in USA, we don’t have it in UK, though Disney is everywhere, then you can buy all the baby products you need, as too much pointing your arrow will result in babies.
So I’ll leave you glow in the relevance and import of such a quote, as I count the new subscriptions flooding in from Fools, which is my pet name for you all. The T word calls his fans Fools too, but I used it first, before his hair suddenly went Grey, and I have to teach him to spell his colours too. G R E Y. I can offer you all a signed by me Tee shirt too for 99 quid, but I’ll accept dollars. It has my face on, with a link printed below where can send me more of your money.
What other gems can I give you, wait while I finger the influencer’s guide to scamming, 2.99 on ebay slightly used. It says here I should just ramble on and on and on, just look sincere and straight down the lens, blush occasionally, as if I’m modest and honest. I could go on but all this is so boring, did I switch off the mike, or was I caught out like in Truman show last night, where he escaped. You’re so stupid anyway, never underestimate the ignorance of your audience, the T word told me that, as we sat watching tv for 8 hours a day.
So I hope you all enjoyed today’s broadcast, Mary T is coming over for tea, I’ll break it to her slowly, the Entire World already knew what she wrote, but it’s always best to get it off your chest. I hope you are all feeling so much better now, don’t forget to buy all the books, I know you won’t but miracles do happen. Maybe Birmingham is Ballet will be picked up by Matthew Bourne, did I email him today, I’ll check my diary, after I evict my lodgers from my bathroom.
Tuesday, 14 July 2020
2nd wind
2nd wind
well I was up at 6am had some toast and a potter
looked at you all on my PC and went back to bed
now it's later and I'm still tired
Perhaps I'm slowing down and will die
you'd all be spared my words then
I'm still hoping my life will begin
But these past few weeks old ailments are creeping up on me
I'm watching a 2008 Kdrama about an orchestra
so music and Kdrama combined
my 2 favourite things
I may have a rest from writing new stuff and test you all
would you still come to the site
if now new stuff was available for a week
would cobwebs grow in my cyberspace, not a metaphor
I could write a new thing about Things I Hate
Taz on security taught me how to spot a dodgy person from a mile
If you look at mug shots, there is a "bad boy" look
But maybe I'm getting cynical in my old age
Though some confuse my open heart look for stupidy
You learn far more by pretending to be stupid
And then you can catch people out
Pain does ruin lives, but Opiods turn you into an American
So I never take enough pain killers
Besides with my kidneys I cannot take a load of stuff
So there you go
And that's why in the main I chose Comedy or Humour writing
For my own amusement I read all the newspapers
Politics mainly, it' s my addiction
So boring, goes back 50 years to me and my dad watching together
Here's another random post but be warned there may be a gap
till the weekend
Best comic Obiturary of me wins a prize
Black Humour rules ok, and that's not Chris Rock
black humour is humour based on sadness
here' a serious piece from 9 years ago
well I was up at 6am had some toast and a potter
looked at you all on my PC and went back to bed
now it's later and I'm still tired
Perhaps I'm slowing down and will die
you'd all be spared my words then
I'm still hoping my life will begin
But these past few weeks old ailments are creeping up on me
I'm watching a 2008 Kdrama about an orchestra
so music and Kdrama combined
my 2 favourite things
I may have a rest from writing new stuff and test you all
would you still come to the site
if now new stuff was available for a week
would cobwebs grow in my cyberspace, not a metaphor
I could write a new thing about Things I Hate
Taz on security taught me how to spot a dodgy person from a mile
If you look at mug shots, there is a "bad boy" look
But maybe I'm getting cynical in my old age
Though some confuse my open heart look for stupidy
You learn far more by pretending to be stupid
And then you can catch people out
Pain does ruin lives, but Opiods turn you into an American
So I never take enough pain killers
Besides with my kidneys I cannot take a load of stuff
So there you go
And that's why in the main I chose Comedy or Humour writing
For my own amusement I read all the newspapers
Politics mainly, it' s my addiction
So boring, goes back 50 years to me and my dad watching together
Here's another random post but be warned there may be a gap
till the weekend
Best comic Obiturary of me wins a prize
Black Humour rules ok, and that's not Chris Rock
black humour is humour based on sadness
here' a serious piece from 9 years ago
A
Life in a bag ©
By
Michael
Casey
One
of our neighbours died the other day, she was an old lady with white hair, the
kind of nice old lady you see in the street. She used to have meals on wheels,
I could see another nice lady deliver them to her door. I could see the old
lady’s children and grandchildren come and visit. But now she is dead.
I’ve
grown up with death, so I have no fear of it, its another journey, perhaps even
like jumping into a swimming pool, you just have to hold your breath and jump right
in. We had an undertakers at the bottom of our road, and as an altar boy I
served at over 30 funerals, the Funeral Mass is the one with the best reading,
Lazarus and all that. Jesus loved Lazarus so much that he raised him from the
dead, Eternity will be like that for all of us. Well apart from the atheists,
who just won’t believe it, so they’ll stay in some sort of waiting room,
Florida perhaps?
When
somebody dies its like a punch in the stomach, your dad cannot be gone, you
love him too much, it can’t be true; it is and you pine like some sick dog for
hours.
I
have never cried for my mother, she told us all no crying, so that’s what I
did, I obeyed her.
You
have to clear up after the dead, their home, their possessions have to be
sorted and even divided. As you go through the house, the flat, the one room
bed sit you see their life fall before you. Are they really like that, did they
really do this, all kind of everything are revealed. A secret drinker, a
collection of spicy videos, or just 6 Bibles all lined up; the dead have no
secrets, they are as naked as the day they were born.
I’ve
had to clear up, and help clear up several times, we had lodgers you see, so we
had to act as family and tidy everything up; sometimes even finding forgotten
Wills and then following them to the letter. Sending Home a couple of bodies,
people want to rest in their own clay; when my time comes there are 3 local
cemeteries where I could end up. Burial is best, I don’t want to be burnt, I’m
big the fire brigade would have to be ready.
As
I look out the window I can see a life being tidied up, everything is still raw
for them, you see this, you touch that, a photo or some treasure brings the
memories flooding back. When the tears are over you still have them, I tell my
kids our love is in them, mum and me made them, they are part of us, so they’ll
never lose us. As the possessions are taken from the house over the road a life
ebbs away, the character of the house is changing, I’ve seen all this before,
I’ve cleared up, I know how it feels.
A
chair or an old radio is taken away, its useful and you’ll remember gran/dad/mom/your brother when you use the
thing, but the thing is full of love because of who it belonged to.
Finally
you’ve finished and the house is empty, the house is dead, soon the house will
be sold. Soon the life of the owner is gone, the house is empty, but once the
new owner and family arrives the house will have a new life, it’s a home again.
Then new life is restored, all that remains are a couple of carrier bags found
forgotten in a pantry, you give them to the charity shop, at least somebody
will get a bargain.
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Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 167 countries so far https://www.amazon.co.uk/Micha...
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News FOR all Russia Posted by michaelgcasey 21/12/2023 Posted in Uncategorized Edit News FOR all Russia while Russia boys die for Nothing Th...
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As I look out my window What do I see I see a pussy in the window, my cat Totoro sat on the windowsill Watching the world go by The last o...