I would stay at the beach
a builder dumped a load of material in the street
so I came out with my trouser legs rolled up
and a snotty handkerchief on my head
then I sat on an upturned beer crate and caught some rays
I did undo my shirt till my belly button was exposed
then i waited for the wolf-whistles
there should be sexual equality
all I got was a bucket of dirty water thrown over me
by my neighbour as had just finished washing her windows
she could of at least done mine
I went inside like a damp squid
why did you do that?
because you are worth it she replied
Helen Mirren is such a naughty next door neighbour
I hope she gets lobster RED in the sun
Nobody will put sun tan cream on her back
Though Breznef our Russian in the red house, he does like her
I could ramble on, but I need to get my clothes off
I might try getting a bit of rays in the back garden
though the local cats just gather around me
as if I'm a piece of wet fish
stay happy everybody, I may dream up another story later
or I may just carry on my Kdrama , the King in parallel universe one
and I spotted a comic one too
happy birthday to padre pio too
and no it's not a book of mine he's laughing at
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