By
Michael Casey
I hate smoke
It makes my chest hurt
just a whiff and it hurts
this always, even before heart bypass etc
yes I did watch Folk/Jazz in smoky bars for years
that was 30years ago maybe
Anyway I stumbled over a QUIT thing
So here's my advert
OPENS
Dark Screen> the sound of love making
the light appears and a man and a women emerge
from beneath the covers
Let's have a cigarette
But we gave up
So the woman reaches for a banana and unpeels it
then she starts to eat the banana in bed
What about you she asks looking over to the man
He reaches for a bowl of ice cream
and starts to eat that
Voice Over: Smoke Less enjoy your ice cream and banana
OR you could carry on as before
Screen goes blank and the sound of love making again
This goes on for even longer than before
Then the screen lightens
It's a man and a women breathing heavily
He has half got his shirt off
She has 1/2 got her bra off
They are leaning against each other sat on end of bed
But not erotically
They are just exhausted instead
It's lung disease
Shall we just have a banana and ice cream instead?
Voice Over: Have the Real Thing and a banana in your ice cream too
The couple fall on the bed, a banana and ice cream is thrown on them
Voice over: Just Quit Smoking
The End
Yes a simple idea, it's copyrighted it too(c) Michael Casey 2020
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you can all use this, but pay me royalties. from one never smoker to another
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