2,132,000 of you (c)
by Michael Casey
2,132,000 of you
have looked at my bloggers,
you dirty dirty devils
the Tinnitus is in full force today
the atmosphere is baked
so it vibrates the hell of my ears
luckily i can just about survive it
thats it not IT
i can remember when it meant it, not IT
and COBOL, like coding in LATIN
and my boss looked like a guy from
Lord of the Rings, a dwarf with
a massive mousatche
he was a hooker too
as in hanging around with two guys
and swinging
NO < NO < NO < NO
he
played Rubber Onion
I mean Rugby Union
like American Football
which is for GIRLS
all the padding
Like a flat chested girl with cotton wool
no Rugby Union
where men are real men and the Front Row
didn't mean a seat at a country and western show
it was real men hanging out
sweat and jock straps
and a jock strap is not hitting a Scotsman and
sending him Flying, its a smelly thing that holds
your tackle in place
and not fishing tackle, though the smell was
overpowering
where was I, ladies you are all drooling now
and drool. IN is not a cousin from the Far East
in actual fact from Way out West
Where Laurel and Hardy live
you know the Piano movers
which is not a term of abuse for your too camp
friends, I don't know what that means either
So thank you, or gracias , which is not a term of
abuse for any of your other friends, or a bloke
you met is a bar. he had such nice eyes
its his hands your should be watching
and Watch IN , is not an Eastern relative
nor a bar, where Navy Seals hang out
Flippers still attached and waddling
Waddle IN is not another cousin from the East
either,just how many cousins do you have
Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from
Birmingham ENGLAND. he has 40 first cousins
that's why he is not only a SOB
son of a Blacksmith , SOB, from Kerry Eire
but also a writer of words, what else do you write
And DO YU is not another Eastern cousin either
He has Shanghai relatives after all
1500,000,000 of them last time he counted
and Count Ed is not a school in the Mid West
where Born agains sing and shout as their
Daddies ICE cometh
and Super Cool is the Parish Priest
an old school boy, I don't mean an AC DC fan
which may or may not be a confused sexual
orientation person,
No Fr, Super Cool Hullio is old school
and if those ICE men come for his Sister
little Magdelena aged 94
he will swing for them with his baseball bat
he's revert to his previous occupation before
He got the CALL
He was a Babe and his name was not SUE
he was Babe Ruth, and he swung every which way
Clyde and Clint never stood a chance
so ICE cool in hot weather
and Cover UP
for Pope Paddington may look cuddly
But underneath
He is a BEAR
so leave all the Marmalade People ALONE
or so Help Me god
I will ROAR
and don't forget to say a prayer for your Priest
ordained to be RED in every mass all over the
place, cos GOD loves everybody
bUT ICE may be just the Divil's Spawn
and yes, San Martin de Porres IS my confirmation name
