Harry Styles again 16 April 21
Well Qatar and Morocco were looking at the site overnight, so hello to them
As for me, it was Rosary again, no I'm far from pious
But it does help me sleep, as my mother used to say, say the Rosary if you cannot sleep
And with Tinnitus is my ears for 3 years, and lately
The result, my mother was right, they always are
And she'd give me a slap in the puss if I contradicted her
Harry Styles is singing behind me, he's too ugly to look at
So he sits on a stool and sings
Taylor Swift is busy so maybe I'll get Harry to do the high dusting instead
I ventured out and down to the shop yesterday at the bottom of our hill
The girl behind the counter has lost a stone, 6/7kilos or so
I told her she looked thinner, she was so happy to hear it
I may not have seen her for a year, my slaves have been doing the shopping
Speaking of Slaves and Masters, I now hear PC is attacking PCs
You must not use Master and Slave terminology in the IT world
THIS IS TOTAL RUBBISH
Language is a living thing, it should not be put in a Straightjacket of PC
I used to work with a guy his initials were PC, so he was forever PC
I also worked with a guy called Jeremy Thorpe, go Google that
I've not seem him in 40 years
And one of our lodgers was John Lennon
Names are names and words are words
Learn some History, instead of following a Tide
Otherwise you'll be a right Canute
And yes I did mispronounce it in Mr Readings History class 50 years ago
As BigD reminds me, he is a PhD now, small in stature but a very big brain
BigD were a brand of peanuts, hence the nickname
3 or 4 others from the class are Doctors now
I was in a bunch of clever dicks
What would you all call me
*^&&*^&*^(&*()&()*))*()*()*()*()
you are all so cruel
I'm going to live till I'm 100 now
Just to make you suffer doubly, how would 5,000,000 words
make you feel?
Sounds like somebody being sick in a bucket already
Shall I call one of my Doctors
Or just get Harry Styles to get his mop out of the cupboard
I may write something new later on
No Vincenzo today, so I'll rewatch him when he hears his mum has been killed
Then next week, double trouble
Do you think I should get some fancy shades, to make me look like him?
I know I must be twice his girth, but you get your money's worth with me
Enough of the self flattery, come back later and see if I've written
anything new, but there are 3271 pieces on this site alone
So go chew them, like a dog and a bone
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