https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9437787/Jill-Bidens-patterned-tights-spark-furious-controversy-online.html
this s from the Daily Mail their copyright my comment is below
It was April Fools Day on Thursday over here in Birmingham too
Obviously Jill asked my advice, I set go up the Hill with a pail of water
and throw it over those folks who get in the way of RECONSTRUCTION
Ok, the writer's truth, I said you can borrow my size ten kinky boots
and my G string, though you might need to wash it first
or get one of your dogs to slobber over it, to clean it
Recyling is a good thing, as are bikes, ask Pete
But anyway, I cannot spell all of his name
So forget about him, till all the road building starts
So Gill, or Jill, I was mixing you up with my friend Gill
She always said I led people up the garden path
Have you still got a garden after Trump trashed it
with his Covid 19 spreader conventions
But anyway, and no Pete I'm NOT talking about you
Anyway, Gill I mean Jill wanted to prank folks
So she dressed up as an air hostess with a wig.
She told me my drag queen costume that I wear on Fridays
was too risque for her
I like to show off my bypass scar, with my now add on breast poking through
Now she is first lady she couldn't do that
So I sent her some shoes, and fishnets
They are shrink to fit, by Largfeld, he left me them in his Will
So all Jill had to do was put them in a washing machine for 7 hours overnight
Then in the morning they would fit her
But, and NO I'm not talking to you Pete, the world isn't just you
Who do you think you are, Trump
He's crying now, and he's cycled all over the lawn and squashed chocolate
Left over from the Easter Egg hunt yesterday
Or it could be "chocolate" left over by the Biden dogs
Woof, step back security, he's not quiet diplomatic enough yet
Back to Jill, so she put a wig on, made from shaved chest hair
That's why it was so curly, or maybe from Joe's arms
And served icecream to everybody
While dressed as an Air Hostess
But nobody reads the news in USA
So I know it was all part of a custom prank
And I in Birmingham, the one to the left over the sea, England
But nobody knows any Geography, hey But, yes you Pete
You're clever, explain it to everybody, where Birmingham is
ALABAMA
Pete, you're such a card, The Joker
Get on your bike
Which means something else in UK
Ask Norman Tebbit, do you know who he is, clever cloggs
The Biden dogs are chasing Pete away
So back to Jill, I've glad you pranked everybody
Sadly some folks have no sense of humour
But, that's Pete is yelling something now, as he fell in the water
Can he borrow your airhostess costume, as he has no spare clothes
and he can't go wet nor naked to a cabinet meeting
And that explains why Jill has a sense of humour
And why Pete But whatever his name is, wore drag today
Simple in any Language, and yes I know Pete speaks loads
That's why Joe keeps his dogs close, to bark when time is up
And tell Pete But whatever his name is I have readers in 90
places now, I have coverage but lack penetration
He can read my stuff everywhere, in any language
Even in my original English, maybe Jill will read me
to the dogs, it'll stop them biting, or am I barking mad
Danny La Rue, we all miss you
"When Irish Eyes are Smiling"...
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