Monday, 11 June 2018
Spots and Tomatoes and new haircut 11 June 2018
Spots and Connecting the Dots ©
By Michael Casey
Spots
appear before your eyes and you squint, different patterns have
different effects on us. ZigZags and thin stripes and thick stripes,
straight down or across all sorts of patterns and designs.This is
fashion, and knowing what suits you makes all the difference.
Knowing
what colours suit you best is the greatest knowledge of all, and having
a swatch done can really change your life. A bit of orange lipstick can
make all the difference too, power make-up that suits your skin tone
and personality really does work. I speak as a make-up artist now. You
think bright red all over your lips makes you so sexy, in fact it can
just make you look stupid, or just cheap.
Style
in make-up is everything. Watch the tv and see some of the female
reporters, who looks best, the less is more, or throw as much make-up on
as possible as if its going out of style. If you are going up Broad St
and you are after a night of passion in a city centre hotel after you
pick up some bloke then you dress and behave like Geordie Shore.
But
if you hope you might just meet somebody nice, then you’ll dress
differently, and use more subtle make-up. Think how a man’s brain works,
yes it s a contradiction in terms, a man having a brain when they just
think from their their trousers. All Men Are Bastards after all, apart
form your own dad.
So
you may chose a little bit of lipstick, or even a bit of eye-liner, and
earrings to highlight your very kissable neck. And depending on your
bust a tight top or a loose one, it also depends on the level of your
shyness. Ditto with you bum, a tight skirt or jeans or maybe loose
clothes. Same goes for legs, to show or not to show, but definitely wax
or shave, no man wants a women with more hair on her legs than him.
This
is up to you. If you’ve got it flaunt it, whatever your best feature
is, use it. Not everybody can be a 10 like me, I was in that film after
all, Dudley Moore was incorrigible you know. The rogue.
Perfume
should be light and nice, you are not hiding your smelly feet after
all. Then you are ready to allow a man to sweep you off your feet, are
you up for it?
Having
said what I’ve just said, I need to remind you all, its Conversation
that makes the difference. After you have caught your man either for a
night in a Broad Street hotel, or for life and if its for life he’ll
remind you of your dad, smelly feet and all. But you’ll forgive him all
his weaknesses and even ex-wives because he makes you laugh.
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