Lenny Bruce does Putin's EXIT interview

Lenny Bruce  does Putin's EXIT interview

Thanks for coming

Saint Peter said I could say Goodbye

Before Old Nick takes you away

Pres. Z was right, there is NO PURGATORY for the likes of YOU

I'm having a moment off from The Paradise Club

Before you go slip sliding away

The OTher Way

Now PUTIN, did you ever put it  in

Have you every BLAAed a BLAHER

Whatabove Dong aa DONG

Or even Tonging a TONG

WE know you like to swing your arms as marched along

With People Watching on

Fake this and That

Oh, is that the smell of crap

Fear is the Key, there are no Toilets in hell

Better get use to the smell as you crap yourself

No bottles of Perfume to spray yourself with

Should have got some from Salisbury before 

You were taken away, by the undertaker

With a smile on his face

Putin, you've breathed your last

Maybe if you really believed

Maybe if you read History

Maybe if you didn't steal all that money

200,000,000,000 was it

or just an entire Country

The Love of Money is the ROOT of ALL Evil

Calling yourself a Communist, when all you did

Was be a Greedy Capitalist

Or some other C, but your Life is all gone

Ukraine stood up to you, and now you

PUTIN are on the way to Hell

People have had enough

And Mother Russia will actually give up all its Nukes

And be Pacifist now that you are gone

PUTIN you were so wrong

You can INVADE, and BOMB, and MURDER and kill

And incinerate in a mobile crematorium

Even follow a Nazi plan and burn the Evidence

Of your HATE

But now as a 2nd rate Dictator

Your End has come

NO Eurovision to sing you off

No kick of the balls, no footballs

No F1 to rev you off

Maybe I should say what the sailors said

Putin jUst  _ _

Saint Peter told me not to swear

So Putin, hope you enjoy your Occupation

Of Hell