Back seems a lot better, after 2 weeks of trouble but...
if you nudge me I'll scream
I used to weigh myself every day
16stone 4 used to be my constant weight 20 years ago
but now with Lockdown and Tinnitus
getting u because of no sleep I have added a lot
127 kilos now
My legs are incredibly strong
Decades standing up and carrying stuff
So I've bought a SALTER scales
I remember I had a Job interview with them in West Bromwich in 1978
I failed the interview and the retiring person chose a little kid instead
So the kid got the job and was trained by him
ME, I ended up in Computers, thank God for that
So if you were the kid in 1978 who started at SALTER
do say HELLO and tell me how your life turned out
I'd forgotten all that till today
I don't think they need the free PUBLICITY
15 years Guarantee too, though I doubt I'll last that long
The scales will though
my daughter just chipped in from her side of the "study"
she wants to weigh Totoro our cat
The Ninja killed machine that lives with us
which the girls got because I promised them
a dog if I die or a cat if I have a heart attack
I had what turned out to be a Quadruple 7 years ago on 13th January
My Tinnitus is screaming, certain noises trigger it
Otherwise Music masks it
Anyway I doubt I'll ever get to 16 stone 4 again
but I've given up the Totoro/Tinnitus time 3/4 or 5 am snacks
So the pounds should roll off
and if you see me standing naked in the front room window
I am weighing myself, not a man offering my wares to passing trade
Like in Amsterdam or a Passion Hotel in Japan
here's my book in Dutch again, with my clothes all on
DUTCH The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker TRANSLATION
Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC
In DUTCH The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
Here it is for all of you who live in Windmills and go Mountain Climbing
The Dutch Version of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
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