30
years Slaving Over a Typewriter ©
By
Michael Casey
Hello
from Birmingham the Centre of The Universe, just up the road from
Stratford and Shakespeare, I've been writing 30 years now. Mainly
Comedy or Humour, you don't expect as many laughs if it is Humour. I
even have 13 books on Amazon Kindle plus 2 Translations.
So
how do I get noticed and get a small column in the Press online? I
would offer to sleep with Editors but I'm 110kilos and very hairy,
with 2 metres of scars, up and down both legs and a fabulous Pirate
scar where the heart surgeon did a quadruple. It sounds a bit like
figure skating but with masks and lots of blood. Thankfully I was
fast asleep in the land on nod.
I
would send you my Elevator Advert, but only the other day a Chinese
Elevator fabrication company sent me beautiful pictures of their
Elevators. They had obviously stumbled over my Elevator Ad somewhere
in cyberspace. I should add that I have a Chinese connection already,
I met and married the Shanghai cleaner in the old people's home. It
was love over a vacuum cleaner nearly 20 years ago. Now we have
bilingual daughters, one of whom wants to be a Doctor, she said
Pathologist, I said at least you won't kill anybody. The other
younger daughter may become the next Julie Walters, we actually live
just a few hundred metres from where she used to live.
I
have been annoying Russian publications with my elevator advert
earlier in the day, I should have mentioned my ballet connection.
When I first met my wife I was positively vetted, I instinctively
want to cross my legs when I say that, positively vetted by my wife's
then best friend. A Chinese ballerina from the Birmingham Royal
Ballet, I was vetted by her in the Queens Tavern the only straight
bar in the Gay/Chinese Quarter in Birmingham. Somehow I forgot to
mention it to the Russians, as I was rushin to finish. I did send
them a translation in Russian of an entire book.
So
I hope I have grabbed your attention, I should say that I got 21,000
readers in Polish when I uploaded some stories to my website in the
Polish language. And that was in just 3 weeks by word of mouth. It
may just be that only foreigners like me, I did marry a foreigner
after all......
thanks
for your patience you can google "michaelgcasey"
and look for the fat guy in shades with the silver hair and then
you'll find even more worth ignoring.
Cheers
Michael
Casey
3 YEARS ON ITS 1,583,000 WORDS OR SOand 19 books on Amazon
My health has got worse too, and now the virus thing means I'll be hiding indoors for a couple of months. I want to reach 3million words before the undertaker gets me.
I now have readers in 80 countries and up to 10 translations/languages in a day
are being read from my sites for The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
over 2000 short stories as well in 19 books on Amazon
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1
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