heads up will try and write a new piece later today, doesn't means you'll like it

heads up  will try and write a new piece today, doesn't means you'll like 

this is me as bad Santa, beard and all, cannot stand long enough to shave

so this is how I looked down hospital for my heart echogram today

what do you all think?

I'll shave later as I look like a tramp

though some of you might like the look

or some may not give a _______

enter a word of your own choosing

I don't recognise me either

shaved version below