22nd Jan 2021
well I enjoyed writing yesterday's piece
I hope you all liked it too
from Argentina to Korea with Saudi and Canada too
amongst yesterday's readers
There's no escape wherever you are, 4 sites to burrow
I also got an invite to send samples to a Tattoo place
in Feb they are having a sign in
It may be Cartoons made from Words was spotted and misunderstood
So I sent them the new piece still on my cut/paste board
So if you see somebody with my words all over their body
Then you'll know what happened
Though I do think Let My Tears/ Let there be Light poem
could be printed and sold, subject to them paying me Royalties
and I know what you're thinking already, I'm a bit of a Queen
You are so obvious, or you listen to BBC World Service
I'm still waiting for Rupert Murdoch to give me a spot
Postcard from Birmingham maybe 1 minute or up to 5 on the radio
If he sacks a few at FOX, they'd be money in the Kitty
Though our cat Totoro comes racing down the stairs when she hears notes
The new plastic notes sound like the wrappers off on food
He could even contract me, and then sack me.
Just as Trump hired and fired an Obama look alike, so the story goes
NOW magazine 30 plus years ago folded, and one lucky guy
got 100,000 payoff and he'd only just started a week
Though I'd never be that "lucky"
I was born on a Saturday so I work hard for a living
Taylor Swift keeps Tinnitus at bay through the night
Her 2 latest albums are great, I prefer these 2 to the older stuff
I need her to pass by and help rehang the study curtains
a few of the hooks fell off, just like my comedy, you are so cruel
Anyway Taylor when you have finished at the White House
just come on over, as Shania Twain is not available to hang my drapes
I'd do it myself but I just cannot reach with all my aches and pains
Thanks in advance Taylor, and all readers out there
this is what a DIY haircut looks like, I should have called in
Bona Barbers for Men with Julian and Sandy
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