Catching up on sleep
well we have just about transferred all our junk to the new house.
So I can finally sell the old house and help pay the mortgage off. The
new house feels like home now. Totoro our cat knows the area and appears
at the back or at the front of the house, and wakes me at 3am to be let
out, or uses the bathroom as a cat toilet. Next she will teach herself
to actually use the toilet. It was Bonfire Night weekend so she was
scared of all the explosions, though having been in Shanghai for Chinese
New Year once, our bonfire night is a little tame by comparison.
Keep on reading I’ll produce new stuff in the morning. By the way we had the house Blessed so thanks to the vicar Paul. When I get around to it my Angel painting will be donated to his church. That’s about it for tonight, Just a quick hello to the Jewish reader in Singapore, I hope you enjoyed The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker in Hebrew Google Translation. I hope the whole world enjoys the book too.
BBUMar2008.en.zh-CN (1)BBU in HebrewBBU in Arabic300 وBBU Russian Translation microsoft wordBBU in KOREANBBU GermanBBU French50 Spanish ExamplesKOREAN TRANSLATION Still Alive 2015The Polish TranslationsSpanish BBU아직도 살아있는 2015아직도 살아있는 2015Altogether Now2016
Keep on reading I’ll produce new stuff in the morning. By the way we had the house Blessed so thanks to the vicar Paul. When I get around to it my Angel painting will be donated to his church. That’s about it for tonight, Just a quick hello to the Jewish reader in Singapore, I hope you enjoyed The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker in Hebrew Google Translation. I hope the whole world enjoys the book too.
BBUMar2008.en.zh-CN (1)BBU in HebrewBBU in Arabic300 وBBU Russian Translation microsoft wordBBU in KOREANBBU GermanBBU French50 Spanish ExamplesKOREAN TRANSLATION Still Alive 2015The Polish TranslationsSpanish BBU아직도 살아있는 2015아직도 살아있는 2015Altogether Now2016
Published by michaelgcasey
I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired
writer in shades, well normally. Beware of Others with the exact same
name, they are not me, and would not want to be me. Not unless they like
arthritis.
michaelgcasey
email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com BUT WITH a good subject line
I'm Michael Casey sometimes listed as Mr. Michael G Casey
or just look for my face, fat and silver haired usually wearing shades
so check both till you find all 16 books
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC
THERE ARE OTHERS OF THE SAME NAME, SO LOOK FOR THE SILLY PHOTOS
I did get 21,000 Polish readers just by word of mouth on my Site, for a
Translation of the finale of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker in
just 3 weeks.
I called it In Search of an Indian Princess
My books on Amazon are a Shop Window until Rupert Murdoch or anybody
else picks me up, though I am very heavy, so don't hurt yourself
I started writing a long time ago. 1987 to be exact.
It took me a year to learn how to write. I spent 20 years listening to
BBC Radio 4 BEFORE I picked up a pen. I used to read by the yard too. I
hope I write for ears if that doesn't sound too pretentious. So that's
50 years in love with Words, yes my birth certificate is so old, not me.
I feel 20 in my head, though on pain days I feel 95. Don't get
Arthritis ++++
This year 2018 is the 30th Anniversary since The Butcher The Baker and
The Undertaker was born, in the living room behind me as I huddled the
gas fire.
My Face is on all the books so you know who to blame, I am not the Monk
or anybody else
THERE ARE OTHERS OF THE SAME NAME, SO LOOK FOR THE SILLY PHOTOS of me
www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com to HEAR my words.
STOP PRESS, for those of you who wished I'd stop writing, well it nearly
happened. I had an Unplanned Triple Heart Bypass in Jan 2015, and I
didn't even know I had heart problems. 6 months later I learnt I had 4
grafts, so is that a Quadruple? Anyways Thanks to Birmingham's City
Hospital and our Queen Elizabeth hospital I am still here with you.
Though I'm still getting pain as it takes a long time to heal, and just
for fun my Arthritis plays up too. And yes I write about pain as well,
for without pain in our life we have not experienced all of life. Though
I'd love a break from all the pain, as would all of us. Its 2nd Sept
2018 now and I've reached about 1,372,000 Words or nearly 4100 pages if
you stack it all up. Its taken me 30 years now, I know I only look 25,
well in my imagination anyway.
Biography
I've been close but no cigar most of my life, such as having a play
accepted by a professional theatre back in 1989, the play was Shoplife.
They called it Sparkling, very real, great fun. However Life is not a
straight road, its more a long and winding road. I can even remember
being at grammar school when Monty Python first came out. And look what
happened to them. One of my brothers was actually at the same college
and University as John Cleese, Downing Cambridge. Another brother was at
the same college and University as Mr Bean, Queens Oxford. I'm name
dropping just in case Andrew at the Daily Mail, editor is reading this.
As for me I went to work. Our dad by the was a Blacksmith then sweated
for 40 years in a steel works, in Brasshouse Lane Smethwick. Me I was a
computer operator back in 1978 on Dec PDP 1170s, 40 years ago,and then a
variety of other jobs, I had my working life in reverse.
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is a slow burner that really
does catch fire, and the best place to be when a book catches fire is,
down the pub, The Trader in the book. Hidden in the cellar since WWII is
a hoard of whisky, whisky galore you might say. When the street of
shops in the book is threatened the shopkeepers can and will resort to
anything. Such as a Poet and Undertaker using blackmail. When Patrick
finds his one true love, and breaks the bed to prove it what does his
priest do? The priest makes him organise a fete for the children's home,
now that he has made a baby he has to take responsibility for it, and
the children's home fete. The priest too uses a little blackmail, so the
local police stop all traffic and detour it so as it passes the
children's home 3 times, just in time for the fete. The Butcher The
Baker and The Undertaker is a fun book for all the family with an
explosive ending. 21,000 POLISH READERS CANNOT BE WRONG.
So buy it. Amazon Kindle books can be downloaded to Kindle, PC and
Laptop. So you have no excuse, or does the writer have to persuade you?
https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/
&
http://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk/
Now my book of blogs has many funny pieces in it, here's a taster of
what you get if you buy the book. 300 and Not OUT, called very funny by
one publisher.
Stuffing Tony©
By Michael Casey
Stuffing Tony, what am I talking about, no not our tame turkey whom
we've decided to eat, nor anything else. Tony is in fact a soft toy,
he's my small daughter's favourite, the one she loves the most. He's a
white tiger, he was in fact he was her sister's Birthday tiger from a
few years ago, but she cried until she owned him. Tony is a very washed
out bleached kind of tiger. Tony has been through the washing machine a
couple of times, he was very very dizzy when he came out. Yesterday Tony
got a brother, his brother is a ginger tiger, now christened Ginger.
Ginger makes us laugher because Ginger is how English people call my
wife if they cannot pronounce her Chinese name.
Tony is one of 40 stuffed toys the girls have, they live up a corner
behind the sofa which is just behind me. They are allowed out to form a
class when my small daughter plays teacher, afterwards they climb back
into their Iceland bags and go to sleep. There is a problem with Tony
though, he's lived in the fast lane and lost a lot of weight. So
following strict instructions, today I have done a stuffing transplant,
which is like a heart transplant but much more important and dangerous.
Today without any sedative I have made Loony Chick donate some stuffing
to Tony. I took the scissors and make an incision in Loony Chick's
behind, I then proceeded to remove the stuffing. I had previously made
an incision in Tony's neck at the back, it was then a process of
removing from Loony Chick and stuffing Tony.
The whole procedure lasted 20mins, Tony now looks very plumped up and
proud, as the leader of the pride should look. As for Loony Chick, he,
she or should I say it now looks as if he'd had a few dodgy kebabs, very
slim, but at least the head still looks plump. When the girls come home
from school we'll decide what to do with Loony Chick, should we stuff
him with chopped up old clothes, or bubble wrap? Or should he face the
death sentence and be sent to a Charity shop, I know it sounds cruel,
but since he came back from Shanghai in 2009 he'd mainly been a cushion.
These are the very serious things a modern parent has to deal with,
luckily I know how to sew, and I have a special relationship with all
the toys. Now that Tony is full and looks like a weightlifting Tiger I
hope Ginger won't be jealous, otherwise one of them may have to end up
in a zoo, or the closest equivalent, in one of the 13 charity shops near
our house.
https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/
www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com to hear me read my stuff
http://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk/
are places to read my stuff, comic in the main.
I NOT on Facebook, you can only find me on my sites.
I would love a spot in a newspaper or magazine, print or online,
alongside the fish and chips.
I'm honest/conceited enough to say I'm as good as the stuff you read
online.
I would love a spot on the radio too, 90 seconds with Michael, could be
expanded to an hour.
where I'd read a blog out on the radio every day. I have 2000+ inc
repeats.
So if you agree with me that it would be a great feature do get in touch
I HAVE RECORDED 200 PLUS STORIES ABOUT 12 HOURS WORTH SO FAR.
PERFECT FOR RADIO SO DO GET IN TOUCH
I also think a book of my stories with facing page translation plus my
audio
attached would be a great way to teach English via humour to foreigners
I have enough material for a series of books.
So Angel investors get in touch
My shorts/blogs are a coffee and a biscuit long, I have 12 hours worth
recorded already.
My 16 books can be bought here on Amazon Kindle,
DON'T FORGET KINDLE BOOKS CAN BE LOADED TO PC AND LAPTOP NOT JUST
KINDLE.
And, there's more, I have readers all over the world, 30 plus countries,
so my humour does travel..... Even if I don't
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