part I
Killing Casey ©
By
Michael Casey
Well there was a delay, we were getting our new Diplomatic Passports, as well as the junk ones we’d use on the outward journey. We are FSB, KGB after all. The four of us, Kevin, Greg and Brian, KGB for short. As for FSB, well there’s only one of him, he is a right F_ S_ B_ that’s why he’s in the FSB after all, he’s a Fat Stupid B, he has no mother, though he answers to Reg as he’s an Elton John fan, he’s always in the John, he has a weak bladder.
So, Putin has had enough of all the Holy Pictures emailed to the email address along with all the stupid remarks. As if Putin believes in God, he believes in Money, in fact he loves it. It’s the root to everything in his opinion, like the root 69 in USA, see I know so many facts. I’m ready to go to UK and get Casey, we have been briefed, all about wet work, we saw Red and Red 2 just to get us in the mood. That was just before they closed the cinema as Western Films won’t be released any more in Russia or USSR 2.0 as Putin likes to call it. Though all the Chinese films will be available instead, we’ll be swamped by rice in future.
Meanwhile in England, those teenage lads from When The Sergeant Major French Kissed the General, go find the story online. Well they intercepted the cunning plan.
Everybody everywhere, even down the knew what they were up to. So Project Unicorn swung into action.
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