and Tinnitus, Arthritis, Hernia bigger than my fist in my chest, CKD with Dialysis Inevitable so my consultants say, and yes quadruple heart bypass scars

so nobody wants to know me Biblically speaking

or Any Which Way to misquote a Clint Eastwood film

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

went to shops on the way back I saw this in the street

somebody was having a clear out

so if you know where I live, grab it fast

I have no more room on my walls otherwise I would have taken it

YOU can create screen savers, just open your eyes

I bought baking paper, as its cheaper and better than silver paper

so as I paid I pretended it was a wand and i was granting wishes

One guy was suspicious and ran away

The guy on the till said

HEALTH

so obviously the guy on the till

was RIGHT

and has a sense of humour

That's how I judge People

Obvious Trump will never be my kind of guy

If you follow the trail of broken Lamp Posts

where I Pole Dance from one to another

That's how you will find me

a Gorilla with a Rosary

Dangerous

Shanghai Grand Prix Chinese Grand Prix April 2024

Shanghai Grand Prix Chinese Grand Prix

hello to all the Relatives

and Grannie too

SMILE

my nephew is running the London Marathon

as we speak

He got in on Time, my cousin Danny also Ran at Bit

as Pat and Mary Duggan in Kerry used to say

so he'll be with. the ones. first to go

at the back somewhere

the "fast" group

A big week for all the family

from SOB

to GOB in a generation

Blacksmith, Son of a Blacksmith, Grandson of a Blacksmith

and yes he graduated from Sheffield

God has a sense of History after all

China QUICK STORIES

will be up your street

Quick Stories for Busy People

so Enjoy and BUY

I have not one but 2 student daughters

at University Simultaneously

So all Gifts great-fully accepted

and If you come to Birmingham

I can introduce you to Andy Street our Lord Mayor

he is a John Lewis man

or you can have a tour

of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

in Old Forge and Singing Anvil

I'll tell you where it's based on

But you'll have to pay

as I need to support my Bilingual Daughters

BIRMINGHAM IS THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

THE ONE IN ENGLAND

SO COME AND SEE US

Andy Street will even dance in the Street

even Totoro the cat understand Chinese

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Saturday, 20 April 2024

yes I've been doing it for 2 years, Cardinal Burke

Praying the Rosary for Divine Intervention

and no the rest of you, not a friend of Trump's

from Harlem

Another Fake Visit

Please pray for the poor soul who set himself on fire yesterday

and will Trump even mention it

Or the hard working night shift guys who died on the Bridge

Or the Economic need to rebuild that bridge

Vacuous Photo opportunities

Are just that

All mouth and no trousers

Trump fiddles while Rome burns

He does not care

He puts other's lives in danger

while he has Bone Spurs

Black Lives matter

and ALL the colours of the Spectrum

But a Dictator will put them against

the wall and shoot them once he is in Power

and a fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham

would be amongst the first to go

luckily I'm in Birmingham England

and have no valid passport

and I have too many diseases already

and YES

I missed my Daughter's Bio-Chemisty Graduation

And will miss her little sister's Graduation too

and her future Masters too

and when my big daughter get's her 2nd Degree, her Smile one

I'll miss another Graduation yet again

Because my PAIN attacks are so Random

and my Tinnitus is off the chart

so I don't want to DISRUPT the Ceremony

As I strip off to slap on Pain Killer

That's if I'm not wincing with the noise

in my Tinnitus head

Or even convulsing a bit

Graduation is all about the STUDENT

Not a chance to wince with pain as you self slapping

Anybody got a rolled up copy of Forbes with my Face on

and anyway it's only school

No matter how high Barron is

He's still at school

Not University yet

And Experience is the Best Teacher

and I know all about Pain

Watching Trump pains me

Because he just does not care

He just want's to self promote

and STEAL your Votes

WAKE UP USA

and Pray, cos Trump

believes in NOTHING

but his own proven LIES

in 24 hours 14 countries reading me just on this BLOGGER, are you Mad do you take tablets?

a sincere THANK YOU

Just Love your Neighbour

and Feed them

I need to sleep now

Poverty Beckons

4 more years of University for my big daughter, her 2nd degree

and small daughter, has already decided to do a Masters

Thank God Amazon has TEXT books too

that's my future, lots of text

OTHERS whoever and wherever you are THANKS

for reading me, probably 20 countries reading me in one day

if you count my Wordpress too

Is it a hitman trying to find me

Or somebody trying to Avoid me?

162 plus countries world wide, I cannot add it up again

as the Wordpress display has changed

BUT wherever there is Electricity they read me

say the Rosary instead

or any and all other Faith Prayers

cos God is Good

even if my writing is Rubbish

an I look like a Gorilla with a Rosary

nite nite I have to finish my Tinnitus disturbed sleep

Beyonce is coming around with her horse later

to eat the grass

cheaper than a Gardner

BEING THERE. just watch the film

Monday, 22 April 2024

ITS NOT ABOUT AMERICA FIRST its all about ME ME ME TRUMP

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As I spotted Israel reading me, here's some Hebrew for you too and something for the neighbours

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went to shops on the way back I saw this in the street

Shanghai Grand Prix Chinese Grand Prix April 2024

Saturday, 20 April 2024

yes I've been doing it for 2 years, Cardinal Burke

in 24 hours 14 countries reading me just on this BLOGGER, are you Mad do you take tablets?

back at my desk

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