computer updates and hackers

computer updates and hackers

I was scanning the press

Update your windows 11 TODAY

the hackers are about

too many hackers

Russians and North Koreans especially

and NOBODY bothers with computer SECURITY

June 1978

yes 46 years ago I started on DEC PDP 1170s

yes I still know nothing

BUT I do know SECURITY is everything

ANd it must be made LAW

Computer SECURITY and all that

Forget the BIG BONUS

Built the Fire Walls and Backups etc

You can screw a society with a CLICK

SO DEFEND IT

and where is all the Magic Money coming from

After the Election

I don't trust any of them

VOTE TACTICALLY always

and Nigel is a Trump supporting Riff Raff

God alone knows the Future

Trump runs for President from a Jail Cell

we will all find out on the 11th July

and what if Biden throws the towel in

The whole world in a spin

and yet another Astroid homing in

Trump will be running for a Get Out of Jail FREE CARD

Literally 

As for me got out of bed, had enough sleep

But my left should pain is insane

would drive you all to drink

and the pain killer that I slap on my shoulder

is never strong enough

and others just destroy my kidneys even more

ZZ top brothers are passing by

my neighours have serious serious beards

meanwhile Taylor Swift is torturing me

no not kinky or like that

just her singing

maybe it was her beau passing by

come to smack me for calling her tortured

he wouldn't be able to carry me

I'm heavier than Tyson Fury

19 stones or 266 pounds now or 120kilos or so

and 5 feet 10

its my serious thighs and toned backside

Beyonce sends me hate mail still

because I twerk better than her

GET OVER IT , GIRL

me 30 years ago below

the old house where I started writing in 1987

30th June 2024

 well i got up as Tinnitus was screaming

I've had breakfast and let cat out

my head is making me bow down

the weather is a lot cooler

i have to unjam the curtains later

in a bit I'll go back to bed to finish my unsettled sleep

six more weeks and first student goes back

for a 2nd degree

then 4 weeks afterwards, student 2 resumes university

3rd year, with a plan for a Masters after that

So I need to check my lottery, see if I can help out more

if I win money

PhD maybe as she'd need more backing

then not one but 2 kind of doctors in the family

But I'm happy so long as they are happy

even if the work at Woolworths

because where you feel at home real matters most

Read SHOLIFE from 1988 its in Amazon

these words won't appear in any book of mine

but they do rack up the total

that's why I estimate 3,000,000 words now

Hong Kong are the new big readers

Singapore sucked everything out and have had enough of me

And yes Publishers, you could all pay me

Or is the size of Kim's backside more newsworthy

now i'm exhausted enough to sleep through Tinnitus 

So I'll go back to bed to resume my Rubic cube life

ON the UK Election

Nigel is a bar room bore, in love with the sound of his own voice

You should all be voting Tactically always

And there are far too many strangers appearing

in constituencies, claiming to love the area

even though they are from 100s of miles away

Read chapter 9 and chapter 10

of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey, that's me

I was ahead of my time, 36 years ahead of my time, as far a GAMBLING

on elections go

Enough

time for a FART
 

then back to bed

Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan

reading me today

and somebody claiming to be from there sent 

an email today

so if it was you

try again without all the rubbish

a normal straight letter 

but to prove you are real

you have to have  a roll of toilet paper

balanced on your head

this proves you are real

and not a fake

and have a sense of humour

I'm in far too much pain and noise

to put up with nonsense

here's a link to me reading stuff

all about Peace Love Harmony

the things Putin does not believe in

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/michael-casey1

this is me today, 29th June 2024 in need of a shave and more. 

Vote for people who love People NOT money, 

for the LOVE of money,

 not money, but the LOVE of Money like Putin and TRUMP

is the root of all Evil,

 and was it that writer Saint Paul who said that.

 I agree with my fellow writer

though somehow I don't think I'll ever be called a Saint

and you may think I'm not a writer either.

I am just a SOB

Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry Ireland

it's in my blood

The Sad thing about America

The Sad thing about America

is you believe in salesmen

instead of evidence

there is a difference

So Trump has verbal. Diarrhea

he thinks he's talking great

when really it is just ______

and Maga folk believe it

THINK FOR YOURSELF

read several newspapers

or listen to BBC

or follow Legal AF

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/legal-af-by-meidastouch/id1580828595

I've stumbled over them

you should too

as part of your daily diet

And Fox News

Is just a PR company

they were FINED

was it nearly $1,000,000,000 for Election Lies

but Fox makes so much money

they can afford to take a HIT like that

so read/listen/talk to folks with differing Opinions

then make your own mind up

Repare mi casa

was what Saint Francis was told

and USA must do that

Returning to a Blustering Old Fool

with fake everything, is not a way forward

Emperor Trump

Instead see Trump as he is

The Emperor is not wearing New Clothes

he is Stark Naked

and everybody knows it

But is afraid to say it

Why

Because They Follow

Fools Gold

Trump Tower , maybe

and my head has been exploding all day with Tinnitus

its so loud it hurts

on New Amsterdam  Biometric Pressure was one case

and I said that's me exactly

still no cure

maybe  I have to deny sleeping with Trump

then I'd be cured

Now how many will believe me, or am I joking

Sleeping with the enemy/enema maybe?

Lunatic or Geriatric ?

Lunatic or Geriatric ?

Trump or Biden

I'll stick with Biden

at least he has a team

but Trump

is just a raging bull in a china shop

who'll sell his mother down the river

He claims he is perfect

and everybody else is a Liar a Cheat and a Fraud

Trump has no mirror obviously

He loves only himself and MONEY a close 2nd

A leader, a father of the Nation 

Puts everybody first and himself last

When has Trump ever done that

Maga has corrupted everything

1776 you got ride of Kings

Now Trump wants to be an Emperor

because King is not good enough

and why does everybody in GOP

queue up to Kiss Trump's backside

Trump is not  Moses dividing the Red Sea

all he has is a sea of RED ink

A Tale of Multiple Bankrupt Businesses

What has Trump done, actual done

for the working man

NOTHING

Just complain

Stop and Think America

If Alaska or Florida were invaded would Trump

give it away to Moscow

THINK

300. and not OUT. by Michael Casey

300. and not OUT.  by Michael Casey

one of my funniest books

but also the way my head feels

300 blows to the head with this  heat and tinnitus

my head drops with pain

and its not safe to go out

i do not know from hour to hour

just how I feel

and pain killer on my left shoulder does go up my nose

i suppose

see a cheap rhythm for you

i hate being weak and unable to write as much

pain and tinnitus does  that to you

and if you see me in the shop buying bread

that may be the best 5 minutes of my day

appearances are deceptive

 SO. 167 places have read me over on Wordpress

they changed the display options so I counted it all again

The Whole World is my Page

and none of you bother to pay the worker

so I wont have anything to pass on to my student daughters

just my old underpants, very Johnny Rotten

that's enough

and by he way 700 emails to Moscow by now

as I am awake at night so I email them telling

them to CHANGE

Society should be all about being good neighbours

But to Putin and Trump all they both do is HATE

so vote for somebody you would want in your family

and neither Putin nor Trump would do

i've got 40 quid if somebody gives me 900,000 I'll move there. 

b67 on rightmove plus one mile radius

Hong Kong surprise

 Hong Kong

r u going to finally  buy a book

u r the big readers recently

my daughters were at dinner

and they were given a ,bad Chinese bun

white English people did not notice

BUT my daughter said

I'm CHINESE

and started speaking Shanghai dialect

she got a refund

she'll be a food reviewer when she finishes her Degree

the staff were amazed at her Chinese speaking

Both my daughters are bilingual after all

even Totoro our cat is

so please buy a book or all 20, Hong Kong

or do you survive on  my free samples

I have to send my girls out to eat after all

and I cannot pay with grains of rice

SMILE

photo is from 10 years ago

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by the way my brother was a Queens Man at Oxford

the other was a Cambridge man

men, I’m just a fat man, 3,000,000 words if you read everything

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

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