Saturday, 14 September 2019

Weighted myself for first time in ages

So naked on the scales I am 116.5 kilos

Which is 7 kilos MORE than Mike Tyson

when he was in his boxing days

I am still very quick, so just leave me alone

If I am rushing for the toilet

or just buying toilet paper in the store

there could be very dangerous consequences indeed

and yes it was me who stole the Golden Toilet

from Blenheim Palace, that's why I look so flushed

google it if you don't believe me

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