how do you lose 10 pounds and 10 years in 15 minutes?
YOU SHAVE
well it worked for me, I was looking like an old granddad
and smelling just as bad
Now at least I'm slightly better
the local kids thought I looked like a Bad Santa
I wear a red jumper and trousers hence the confusion
I may try and add some extra languages to my Wordpress
just so I can annoy a few hundred million more of you
POTENTIALLY
Israel was reading me last night, maybe as a break from their election
Today Russia and Brazil are reading, see I'm world famous, but not in England
Just like a Prophet
Full of Dandruff and Penniless is my future, but at least I shaved today
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Trump blames others but Washington air crash comes amid upheaval in US aviation
Trump blames others but Washington air crash comes amid upheaval in US aviation Trump blames others but Washington air crash comes amid uphe...
-
As I look out my window What do I see I see a pussy in the window, my cat Totoro sat on the windowsill Watching the world go by The last o...
-
NOW AA, Amnesty International, not your old drunken friends in AA and no not the AA the motor breakdown people THEY say write respectful le...
No comments:
Post a Comment