how do you lose 10 pounds and 10 years in 15 minutes?
YOU SHAVE
well it worked for me, I was looking like an old granddad
and smelling just as bad
Now at least I'm slightly better
the local kids thought I looked like a Bad Santa
I wear a red jumper and trousers hence the confusion
I may try and add some extra languages to my Wordpress
just so I can annoy a few hundred million more of you
POTENTIALLY
Israel was reading me last night, maybe as a break from their election
Today Russia and Brazil are reading, see I'm world famous, but not in England
Just like a Prophet
Full of Dandruff and Penniless is my future, but at least I shaved today



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