Saturday, 28 June 2025

Brazil has gone nuts

Brazil has gone nuts

suddenly I'm big in Brazil

Am I nuts

Or is it the size of my nuts

I have no idea

I did joke it was the Russian Embassy staff 

the FSB was into me

The gay FSB at the  Russian  Embassy in Brazil

who were slapping on the oil

and Samba dancing half naked

and were giving each other Brazilians

as they read my stories in English 

and in multiple translations

BUT I don't know till

you email and tell me

who are you and why does

Brazil like this nut from Birmingham England

not unless its Mark Zuckerberg trying to avoid me

so he doesn't have to pay me

for educating his Meta AI

good try COBOL

but Casey Minimus is the best

you aint seen nothing yet

get off your YAK from Mongolia

and get the pizza in

or I'll slap the back of your legs 

with a wet lettuce

or are you not that kind of boy

MZ is doing the DJ at Bezos wedding

Throw him in the water





https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2020/05/15/all-in-one-place-translations-galore/



ALL in ONE place Translations Galore

ALL in ONE place Translations Galore

spring


Arabic Altogether NowALL for KoreaKOREAN Quick StoriesWydanie polskie Still Alive 2015Wydanie polskie Still Alive 2015 – Copywin Wiersze dla wszystkichVietnamese Translation The Butcher The Baker and The UndertakerTURKISH tRANSLATION OF bbuThe Polish TranslationsThe Polish Translationsspanish-bbuSpanish BBUportuguese-bbu2019abcportuguese-bbu2019abcportuguese-bbu2019PORTUGUESE BBU2019polish Guardian AngelPolish Edition of Still Alive 2015Michael Casey The Polish Translationschinese translation BBUchina-bbu-converted-1China BBU-convertedChina BBUbengali-translation-of-bbuBengali Translation of BBUbbu-russian-translation-microsoft-wordbbu-italian (2)bbu-in-arabicbbu-germanBBU UrduBBU Russian Translation microsoft wordBBU ITALIANBBU IndonesianBBU in KOREANBBU in Indian HindiBBU in HebrewBBU in HebrewBBU in ArabicBBU in Indian HindipersianBBUPORTUGUESE BBU2019В поисках индийской принцессыWydanie polskie Still Alive 2015win Wiersze dla wszystkichThe Polish TranslationsThe Polish Translationspolish Guardian AngelPolish Edition of Still Alive 2015Michael Casey The Polish Translations페이지 1 Quick Stories KOREAN아직도 살아있는 2015ページ1 Quick Stories in Japaneseインドのプリンセスを検索するにはインドのプリンセスを検索するには – CopyЭТО МОЙ ЛИФТ ADСтраница 1shoplife spanishJapanese elevator AdvertBBU GermanBBU French50 Spanish Examples50 Spanish Examplesbbumar2008-en-zh-cn-1BBUMar2008.en.zh-CN (1)BBU in HebrewBBU in Arabic300 وBBU Russian Translation microsoft wordBBU in KOREANBBU GermanBBU French50 Spanish ExamplesKOREAN TRANSLATION Still Alive 2015The Polish TranslationsSpanish BBU아직도 살아있는 2015아직도 살아있는 2015아직도 살아있는 2015   

It is nice to see every day where you all are as you read my stories

It is over 80 places worldwide

I’ve covered all the major language groups and you can all buy my Original English

on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

I only read emails in ENGLISH with a decent subject line and I never click links

Junk emails just get deleted unread

Now curl up in bed and read my stories

14OCT2019b

yes this is me on  14th Oct 2019, I think

Friday, 27 June 2025

somebody was just reading this, but where in the world

somebody was just reading this, but where in the world

It was on my Michael Casey Birmingham England site

so who are you?

michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

IT WAS ME in Subject line

The suspense is killing me, as well as my tinnitus

so tell me

I spotted MONGOLIA reading me, right now too

SURREAL is my middle name

but the strange strange places all over the Globe reading me

It's humbling to say the least

and exciting

Not unless its a world wide posse gathering 

to come and slap my bare legs with wet lettuce

A Larry Grayson comment

here is my true heart in the piece below

My God a piece from feb 2007

My God (c)
By
Michael Casey

To  start with , it was an impossibility , but strange things have happened since I met the wife . God had been quietly reading the sports pages of his newspaper , printed in hieroglyphics of course , he was wandering would Manchester United ever be beaten and why didn’t David Beckham call his son John , it was such a nice name after all . Instead of naming him after a bridge , God’s name was John after all , there he sat on his clouds worrying about us all , why didn’t we all talk to him more , not formal prayers ,  just “if onlys” and sighs and groans  , even “you bastard its all your fault “ or “you don’t exist anyway” . A father worries about his children and when they don’t talk to him he worries all the more . Sure some of his kids talked , or rather prayed every day , but these weren’t the ones he worried about . It was the ones who were too tired to pray , because they worked such such funny / hard hours , whose own kids made them worry so much , it was these who made God worry so much , his elbows were constantly wore away on his cardigan as God lay on the floor his head in his hands and cried , sure Mary the Virgin always darned his elbows but these past 2000 years they always needed redarning . But he heard my prayer as I stood by the fridge and said “all I want is to meet somebody and get married and perhaps have a family and do something useful with my life” 3 wishes if you like .


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I was doing some security and this flashed by so I'm sharing it.








i look better with hair and shades hiding the bags under my eyes

and AI tutor would be a nice way to finish my days

work from home

how do you solve a problem like ai

all the heat generated can destroy the planet

so use the heat

have fish farms in the middle of the desert

have vertical farms in the middle of the desert

lab tech farms in the middle of the desert

because you have to USE all the extra heat

use it to produce hot water then steam

and power your ai with that

for the data farms

all very very obvious

So do it that way

a circle of benefits

yes a bit like a Rosary

but I'm just a gorilla

so who will listen to me

Only God knows



 and you, my readers shaded in all over the map


  
 i look like a gorilla with a rosary

Thursday, 26 June 2025

princesses , mine.


 

well today was lost I was right, here's some Fashionista photos of me

well today was lost I was right

a spinning weather cock of tinnitus in my head

all you fashonistas would like to know this

so i am available to write for them too

though talking to ai i have set my heart on
















vogue I am ready, are you too

today will be lost

 today will be lost

the wind and so on is doing my head in

so i retreat to my bed

have fun without me

write your own story

one hour

see what you can do


and yes tutoring AI would be a nice job, but MZ knows my price already


Tinnitus Pope Leo and Liam Neilsen

Tinnitus Pope Leo and Liam Neilsen

horrendous tinnitus today

some people don't survive, its not a mickey mouse thing

I was up early cos he noise was so much

then i took refuge on the sofa behind

finally with the heat rising i hid in my bed

i can only rest/sleep in one position due to my body

arthritis and back

finally i had a very hot bath and a sing song to annoy the neighbours

tinnitus still a horror

saw a video on utube praising Leo

very good changes but frankly obvious, to me anyway

i got y faith from my mother

and she prayed more than any priest

now to some i'm a heretic for saying obvious

but it is obvious, the clergy are 30 years behind the times

discuss

the commentary on the video was sickly american. style too

fact

liam neilsen appeared on a film loaded to utube

the marksman

so i've finished that while wincing in pain and noise 

I've come here to. say goodnight to you all

though most the night I don't sleep

Tinnitus is a curse

when i'm totally bushed I get an hour or two

so lack of REM sleep will kill me in the end

or some brain thing

Yes, I wish I didn't bore you with all this

I'd rather be writing new stuff

and Tears for a Butcher   a sequel to BBU

but it's more likely Mark Zuckerberg

dressed in drag turns up at my door with pizza

and gives me an AI tutor job

Than me ever finishing the sequel

Though Pope Leo may send a Rosary

with the Swiss Guards to punch me in the mouth

just for questioning 

was that really him playing electric guitar

so is Leo on the way to Glastonbury


my rearranged mantlepiece

For all my friends at Saint Anthony's something to amuse, i hope >IN ITALIAN follow link

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2025/12/10/the-italian-translation-of-the-butcher-the-baker-and-the-undertaker-by-m...