Monday, 28 June 2021

28th June 2021 lastest photo of your writer

Latest photo of your writer Michael Casey

Look in the mirror and change
look in the windmills of your mind 28 june 2021

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 20th May 2021 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 33 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 50 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration. I also ignore those who just cannot write. Today's world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say. I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 If you include "chats" 3300 samples, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 10 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 90 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Though Boris earns more than any of us. Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. I also had a low budget film producer take a look at The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker back in 2013 Book Publishers have said I've made the commissioning editor laugh Radio People say they like my style So close but no cigar is the story of my life, so all you power people, do something useful HELP ME REACH FOR THE SKY from my position in the gutter looking at the stars As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales 21 years altogether Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 18 stone George Clooney look alike Laugh or Die so to speak I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. That's the end of the tidy version of my life, if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed. Though 12 pints a year is my ration. To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words I've started book 21, 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 43,000 words so far https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. ok, that's your lot, I forgot, I also have a PODCAST now https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR In future I'll write then record to my Podcast too p.s. Don't forget I have readers all over the world in over 90 Countries now and on some days up to TEN different translations of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being read, on the same day, so Media groups do get in touch email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com or send a message via Wordpress and SPAMMERS AND SCAMMERS get lost in every crude language, Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England 

Niue in the Pacific is Terrific

 Niue is a Pacific island and for some reason, somebody over there is reading

my Wordpress so hello to them

They are so far away, they stop being ahead of time

but end up behind the time, as they cross 

the international date line

11 hours behind UK

I've googled and they have free wifi

so why waste their time on me?

anyway if they write me, I'll send them

a book via email

Though the girls as well as being  pretty

are very tough, play rugby, we are 

in All Blacks country, New Zealand and all that

REM are singing behind me

Hang On

Hang On

Never Give Up

Even if you cry

and with my Tinnitus and lack of sleep lately

Hang On

Hang On

Listen to the song for yourselves

And in the Sacred Dark of Niue

Look to the stars

Look to the stars

Hold On

Hold On

And I say that to myself nightly

so Niue and the world

Let There Be Light ©

By Michael Casey


Let my tears be my words

Let the candle light be my eyes

Let the flowers in bloom be my lips

Let their scent be my blood

Let the wind be my breath

Let clouds be my mood

Let children’s laughter be my hope

Let widows’ sighs be my conscience

Let a stranger’s prayers be my delight

Let the bees be my wisdom

Let the trees be my strength

Let my patience reach to the stars

Let me be always remembered in your prayers







me and my big daughter 20 years ago
I doubt I'll have more children, but  if I do this is how I act as a parent



Sunday, 27 June 2021

tinnitus continues + Casablanca

tinnitus continues

boring for you to hear it

even worse to have it in my head

so the pace of new stories has lessened

but have you all read in full

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker (600pages or so)

Have you read the other 19 books too

or just the 3000+  pieces here

so i doubt if you'll ever catch up with me

Saw Casablanca on tv in full yesterday,  hadn't seen it or 

bits of it for years

So YES CASABLANCA IS A CLASSIC

Stop what you are doing and go watch it right now

The script is snappy too

Just go watch it

I saw a documentary about ZZ Top too

I now begin to understand Texas

It is another country as ZZ. said

so give me all your loving

well reading will do

what else, the pain monster is slip sliding down the side of my face

always on the left side, so I may be in for a few hours of pain now

Its always a random thing

So I need to slap on some pain killers

Understand me a little bit too

I'm not Texas

but I am in another country

Birmingham England

and as for the writing

maybe thats just UFO







Thursday, 24 June 2021

Mrs Pooh new story in full



Mrs Pooh ©

By

Michael Casey


Now Mrs Pooh is not a foreign name we might laugh at, it’s a name Mrs Pooh got attached to, rather like dog pooh stuck to your shoe. For Mrs Pooh was just that, a married lady who was named Pooh. Rather like Miss Salt who married Mr Pepper, and that really happened to girl I used to work with 40 years ago. Now as for Mrs Pooh that was not her real name, though everybody called her it, it was just that the boss could not remember her married name, so he said Mrs Pooh, and it kind of stuck like dog pooh on your shoe. It was an emergency and Royalty were due, so somebody had to clean up fast. Though the Queen did say it was quite refreshing, instead of the high of fresh paint everywhere. And they did actually meet as Mrs Pooh hid in a cubicle, as it was too late to hide her big fat backside. A note was sent on Palace stationery saying the Queen had been relieved to meet “Mrs Pooh” and after that how could anybody call Mrs Pooh by any other name. Though the Queen did add a p.s. I really do thank a fellow Elizabeth.


So, Mrs Pooh framed it and it was in her store, piled up with toilet paper and towels and millions of cleaning stuff, in a corner of the shopping centre. Mrs Pooh would do her rounds, with a radio in her pocket, come here come there, on this level or that, clean this or that.  Mrs Pooh smiled and hummed as she went about her chores, she was happy, who else had a hand-written note from a fellow Elizabeth, one a cleaner another a Queen. Mrs Pooh was there for decades, but now with a fancy iphone, connected to the security system, so half the time she need not be told where to go. She just appeared and baby sick disappeared.  She was happy and new staff on orientation were told “that’s Mrs Pooh” we’ve forgotten what her real name is, but if any of you mock her then you’ll be sacked on the spot. Spotless shopping centre of the year 3 times running, that is her claim to fame. They say she has a hand written note from the Queen herself, and yes Mrs Pooh is really Elizbeth, but she only answers to Mrs Pooh.


Now did Mrs Pooh smell, not at all, you see the Perfume store just adored her, and why? Some visitor to the shopping mall had tried to bully one of the staff, only Mrs Pooh pushed the bully against the wall, she knew where the cameras were so nobody would observe her. Leaning her 18stones against the bully, her brush held like a Bushido stick, she told him this. He may be Gay but his a better “Man” than you’ll always be. Now Mrs Pooh was observed, the way she held her brush like a Bushido stick. A visiting Martial Arts team, on a shopping trip. They assessed the situation and gathered around. Their English was not very good, but they knew Bully, as Mrs Pooh pointed. When 18 muscle men look at you what will you do. Yes, the bully poohed his pants and Mrs Pooh told him where the Pants shop was and the closest toilet after that. Obviously the Martial Arts team laughed, and made a friend for life. They also gave her a badge for her lapel. 


News spread amongst the staff like wild fire, and the Martial Arts crew visited the Perfume store, they liked to smell nice after all the time on the mat. After that every possible Martial Arts crew you could think of came to visit Mrs Pooh and the Perfume concessions. And yes many a  night on mats and marriages after that. The Shopping Mall store was happy, Chinese, Koreans and Japanese were drawn to the centre now, and of course some stray English Martial Arts people too. And all because Mrs Pooh, put down the bully, though the Wing met the Wang, or was it Pong, as an abandoned pair of pooh filled pants were found, and Mrs Pooh had to deal with it.


So, Mrs Pooh, wore a different scent every day, a spray here, a spray there, as she pushed her cleaning trolley visitors would always ask her what she was wearing. But ever so respectfully, as the Martial arts badges on her lapels kept on accumulating. Now in the store was a Rolex concession, and Mrs Pooh would always stop to dream while she had a rest on the bench looking at the display window. So, it was there that she was sat with 2 Korean girls, they were enjoying the view of the Rolex shop window. They also had heard via Social Media about the shopping centre. So obviously, if you were in town enjoy the store and see the lady with all the Martial Arts badges. It was almost as important as taking a photo with a Red Letter Box, perfect for you English holiday face book page.


But there is always evil, nice people suffer. Mrs Pooh was chatting to the Korean girls with Hermes handbags, not that Mrs Pooh knew that. She told the two Koreans all about the store, and waved to old Bill who stood just inside the Rolex door, he was the doorman. Just in case of thieves. Now the man that poohed his pants had always vowed revenge on the shopping Mall. Now with 4 huge men he was going to rob the Rolex store, which is very hard to say if you are from the East, Far East. Mrs Pooh, knew something was up, and told the girls to move away fast. The Korean girls, sized up the situation, here hold our bags, then they slipped off their very expensive shoes . 


Now a Korean takes their shoes when they are home and relax, or about to go to bed with you. Or, if they are about to do what these 2 Korean girls were going to do. Uncle they said as they put themselves between old Bill and the five would be robbers. All this happened ever so fast, Bill was swung to safety sat on the bench with Mrs Pooh. Surrender or we will use force the 2 girls said in unison, as is custom in Korea. The five just laughed, the 2 Koreans were tiny compared to them. Mrs Pooh put record on her phone instinctively, and so there was the Evidence for caught. A kick to the knee, a kick to the nose, a kick to the elbow, a kick to the jaw, all four might oaks fell. The pooh pants ran away, so old Bill who knew no Martial Arts skills, just administered an old-fashioned kick in the bollocks. The thing about Martial Arts is, you know the points to do the most damage. I forgot to say the two Korean girls were called Annie and Bettie, the same names as the barmaids in The Trader from Old Forge and Singing Anvil, in The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey, yes Product Placement  this is a Korean story after all. 


Dr Annie and Dr Bettie for in reality they were Korean surgeons, they worked in Sports Medicine, so when they Police and Ambulance arrived they could list what was broken and where. As for the Martial Arts, their brothers and all the family did Martials Arts, and they had decided to be Doctors to help fix the broken. So they were only Black Belts in just two martial arts each.


The Rolex company offered them watches as rewards, but as they had them already, Bill and Mrs Pooh had them instead. So over fish and chips that night, as it was a Friday and they were good Catholic girls, when they weren’t kicking bad guys, or healing them. Mrs Pooh introduced them to a couple of nice guys, and that’s why The Korean Flying Kick Private Practice Sport Medicine Centre is now situated in Old Forge and Singing Anvil, in the Black Country outside Birmingham.




Mrs Pooh

 Mrs Pooh

is an idea for a story I had a day or two ago

Once I get the title in my head, I just join the dots

Like connecting stars in space

As simple as that

I stumbled over Prof Brian Cox the Physicist 

He said because the way space moves

In the End, Trillions upon Trillions of years from now

When Trump. is still saying Voter Fraud

There will be nothing, no statutes no monuments on earth or in space

just a lake of nothingness

Brian used to be in a band D reem or some such name

Not even the bass echoing to nothingness

or and art for Andrew Graham Dixon to applaud

nor repeats of Dad's Army on the BBC

so wait for me and soon I may write about Mrs Pooh

meanwhile I must visit the loo



Wednesday, 23 June 2021

Beware List

Beware List

Your Norton,  your Mfee and all other Antivirus is expired

S--- little people send emails trying to trick you

and then malware you

Asda, Sainsbury et al

They go though a list of all the supermarkets

Trying to trick or treat you

they send you emails with your own name in

SO HOVER AND DELETE AND REPORT

Today alone I had one from michaelgcasey

Hover and it was a face not mine and not my email either

I had one from Brazil and one from Canada

THEY ALL STUPID SAD PEOPLE WHO SHOULD GET A LIFE

AND LEARN MORE COMPUTER SKILLS

SO ALL OF YOU READING THIS

Here on Blogger or on my Wordpress 

Thanks for reading all the stories

In many many languages

and if you really want to talk to me

paste in a photo with your finger up your nose

I never open files

nor click on links

you really are dying of cancer and have millions to give me

of course I believe that,  just as much I believe Trump is an honest man

So grow up, and go away

I have far too much chronic pain and tinnitus in my life

to want to waste it deleting you UNREAD



Tuesday, 22 June 2021

Are you one of the 11 over on Wordpress?

Are you one of the 11  over on Wordpress?

UK, India, USA, Brazil, Peru, Philippines, Indonesia, Pakistan, Jamaica, Colombia, Lybia

Does your mother know?

She'll slap  the back of your legs.

You should be looking at Amazon Prime day

As for me, a big thank you for the ten quid credit

I got a reduced from 15 quid smart speaker with it

So thank you, and it does sound nice too

What else, my head still fizzes, so I'm not so motivated to write new material

But  the story so far of 21 Door Keys  is 43,000 words enough to keep you going

In USA Democracy is even more under threat

And Trump is still full of LIES, but nobody cares

As the Love of Money rules all, especially the GOP

But enough of the Politics, read Chapter 9 of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

for my comedy version of an Election Campaign

I may post it in for you all next

That's all for now I have to find a nice comic new Kdrama

The Vile City Police and Corruption in Politics one just finished

Very violent, but worth a watch, if you can stomach the violence


and if you have an even stronger stomach here's a new picture of me from yesterday 21/6/21




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