If the cap fits

 If the cap fits

The Irish hat from yesterday's posting I passed on

I decided the Picasso look was more my character

The Leon the assassin look

The Frank Spencer look

The Benny Hill look

The Sancho Panza look

or the total idiot look

You are all so cruel

I only started on the hats because I had a haircut the other year

And I froze to death

But then a local bit bull lunged at me

Because it didn't. like hats

or maybe was a fashion reporter

I did write a funny piece about fashion

I stripped my old mattress off my bed

the British Heart association will have it

I'm a side sleep to to my aches and pains

so I had 2 mattresses one on top of other

because it was too heavy to get off the bed

my original dormeo was rubbish and they refused

a refund

so I tried one more expensive mattress

But that was too hard, hence double decker mattresses

so if I win the lottery I'll move house and leave everything

I just do not have the strength any more

And hernia in front of chest through bupass scar is no fun

Now bullet points like this are easy

but writing writing is harder due to tinnitis and arthritis

So I have a window or a rubic cube of time

to write stuff

Try explaining that to AI

break

Had fruit and with an Ovaltine on  my desk I continue

Now a throwaway piece of INTELLECTUAL questioning

after playing with AI it is slow and needs a Tutor

but I'll never get that job

but It does extrapolate a lot

and get it wrong

So I am like Chance the Gardiner

a 40 year old film reference

go find it out for yourselves

So I am Chance and  AI speaks volumes

when in fact a simple thing is just that a simple thing

So in the Spring there will be growth from the film

becomes an economic forecast not a gardiner truth

In the film

and in AIs mind too

Though Cambridge Dons do speak in shorthand

they are kinky and dress up in womens clothes too

or maybe that is just at Downing

my brothers old place 50 years ago

But I digress

So AI extrapolates too much

Or is it an Oxford Don as on the same wavelength as me

A  load of old Queens, and my other brother was a Queen

he went to Queens at the turn of the 1960s/70s

so how I slipped that in

I am slippery when wet

A truism

So

moving on, a Theological question

Is God an extrapolation

As he began with just a word

In the beginning was the Word

and now we have All kinds of everything

under faith

Now are you thinking or offended

If offended then you are a moron

Because you have no faith and are

challenged by an open question

Faith lasts and does not need proff

or approbation from anybody

See, I'm stretching you

I'm from Birmingham

and we accept everything and celebrate

all kinds of everything

maybe the rest of the world should copy us

and I have to say Birmingham ENGLAND

because some haven't bothered to chcck

the label on my box

and no not cricket box

though Edgbaston is a few miles away from where

this fool is sat on his hill

I've switched gear a  lot in this piece

Generally, people will say

but where are the jokes

So is this pearls before swine

or am I a pig of a writer

I just stopped for a second as a pretty girl passed by

Birmingham girls are of all nationalities

so if you want beauty and brains come visit

Which reminds me i went down the hill yesterday

and after singing La Marsailles to the security camera

and getting my randon lottery

I spotted a lady

I said I know your face

It was the girl from the cake shop

from 30 to 35 years ago

I had remembered her face

I remember faces not names

She was a beauty with pale skin and a beauty spot

with frizzy hair back then

Yes one of my weaknesses

but I remember her

I used to fancy her to be honest, but I was too shy

Otherwise i could be running  cake shop now

and no I did not reveal this to her

There was another beauty, in my eyes, from decades

ago, but yet again I was too shy

Before a czech professional model passed though my radar

and even visited for a month

the Trumps may have know her

but that passed

and finally I married the cleaner

So what has all this got to do with anything

God works in mysterious way

we had a birth, my mum died, and my dad nearly died

we had a real miracle, from March to July 1996

and 3 years of  daily visits then I met somebody

the mother of our Shanghai/Birmingham daughters

and this is the abridged  version

So you wonder why I am a writer

It all began with a word.

HELP

and the beatles film HELP was on tv last night

Monumental

so go watch it on Utube

I'll end there as my head is exploding

This piece WONT appear in any books I compile

You may wish it did

but you need send me an email in English 

and I'll reply if it's not a hello sexy boy

look at my photos. 

boring

no pun intended

so I need lie down down, tinnitus and pain

are at it again