Find and read The Bickers, Annie and Betty get their Man and other stuff

Find and read The Bickers, Annie and Betty get their Man and other stuff

you lot were reading this while I was fighting Tinnitus

Its horrendous

anyway I came back to my desk to discover what you were reading

and those two pieces popped up

I laughed so much, so I hope you two do as well

Hong Kong is a big reader

is it all take away

so a minor miracle a really nice house popped up

which we could or might be able to afford

But a lottery win is next to make the difference

I have a very large back list, 3,000,000 words

if I got a few quid, we could move in

So buy a book, or be a good producer and sleep with me

Just testing to see if you are paying attention to my words

my play Shoplife was accepted by a Theatre

and In Search of an Indian Princess

the dramatic finale of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

was looked at by a film producer

Radio People like my style

but BBC banned me for a Tag Line. Just send me 10 dollars

Because it solicited money.

So I wont prostitute my talent with them

AND 171 countries so far read me

So email scrappers who sent me rubbish

just get lost in the Amazon without your Brazilian

I'll stop now

But with the help of God and 2 Policemen

maybe we'll get a new house without a very steep hill

And I'll continue my Theatre of the Absurd in my back Garden

Private joke inside, or is it outside

Stay.  happy always and Pray Putin is taken away by the fairies

my feet will always be in the gutter, that's a promise... the rest is up to God