Saturday, 12 July 2025

5400 up. that many pieces here now

5400 up (c)

by Michael Casey

5400 up. that many pieces here now

so much bs

i can hear you all say

pity the proctologist

you are all so cruel

what do you call a 3 foot tall cowboy

a low down bum

55 year old joke or older

anyway i've been hiding from the heat

the tinnitus is triggered by heat

and cold and noise and tone and even food

and food  for thought

yes, the drs know jack s_

i'm the pain in the butt

so I know

now my left shoulder has kicked off

so i've slapped on the pain killer

the smell of the pain killer goes up my nose

so do i

i hear you all say

COBOL and FORTRAN and go COMPILE yourself

you dirty like Coders

zuck your bergs

or is it burgers in a garden

life is no picnic for me

while you are at an Oasis

and I told you it was not worth the trouble

cartoons made from words

i have a site THIS ONE

and the other 2 are for backups

with different names

and yes I do put your back up

you pigs in lipstick

or pigs in blankets

laying down on a blanket

waiting for Oasis to kick off

and kickoff is a russian. FSB guy

always. in a hurry slapping on the sun screen

to hide his bad Brazilian as he leads the congo

working undercover in the undergrowth of his stumbling

zuckerberg can you understand any of this

NO

so what chance has ai without a Tutor

a PhD dont edward lear at me 

Michael Casey is the boy

or man who sees beauty everywhere

even with a sly fox under your bed

chasing yor little red riding hood

UNDERSTOOD

you pennypincher

give me a job explaining words to Ai

I am a high trapeze contortionist of Words

who swings every which way

where did you  hide my Jock Strap 

Zuckerberg I swear I'll make you pay

the worse nightmare you ever have

opening the door for m

I'm never going back into that Dic

Dictionary

1000000000cc for all I'm worth

so pay me

and Edward  Lear said it went all over

the ceiling in a rhyme of his


BE GOOD


















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