Princess Aiko of JAPAN my cat Totoro says HELLO
and why do I have a cat anyway
cos my daughters around your age wanted a pet
So I said a dog if I die and a cat for a heart. attack
And God must have been listening
Cos no sooner had I said those words
My arthitis pains were masking
I went into hospital and they decided
to give me a triple heart bypass immediately
ONLY
6 months later I was told it was a QUADRUPLE
so be careful what you promise
Cos God is listening to everything
Maybe he has a Sony device or something
SO
Princess Aiko, the clever dick of your family
On this Golden Tongue saints day
I just checked it out
so on this Golden Tongue saints day
YOU
could help your one true love
JAPAN
and get them to buy my IP
cos I have 1000s of stories
and Brazil is nuts for me anyway
Then
Japan can do more business in English
The Lingo of all Business
THEN they will be HAPPIER
In future , because a Princess darer
Kiss the Frog
No not a Frenchman
NO an ugly Duckling
called
Michael Casey
the fat silver haired writer in shades usuallly
from Birmingham England
and a real SOB
but you knew that already
SOB, Son Of a Blacksmith from Kerry Ireland
and I am NEVER a Brummie, I just live here
or just over the line
so I hope you are smiling
and I don't acknowledge ANY lines
Because my words are in 172 Countries already
I just want to get off this hill which is killing me
And by Flogginng my Words to Japan
YOU get to laugh and learn English
instead of being battered to death
by boring Grammar books
So Aiko, come dance with me
In a Belfast sink maybe
which is where as a child we used to wash
and a bath on Sundays
So yes I stink, its CKD Stage 4 you know
amongst my many diseases
BUT I can still tell a story Better
Than anybody
So Buy my IP
I'm not asking you to marry me
My mother had 300 pounds and my dad nothing
He gave her 6 kids
what a bargain
As is my IP, Aiko Princess of Japan
Help Japan your eternal Husband
to speak English, passionately
Thank you, see you at the Bingo on Friday
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