MY
PUSSY SAYS NO TO CHIPPING spend 100million which it would cost at
least on Pets visits to old folks homes INSTEAD
Michael
Casey
Wed
01/01/2020 15:53
MY
PUSSY SAYS NO TO CHIPPING
spend
£100million which it would cost at least on
Pets
visits to old folks homes INSTEAD
YOU
are legally responsible for damage a DOG DOES
and
dangerous dogs are a result of dangerous owners
But
Pussies run free.
Its
a stupid idea that would cost at least 100 million
Create
more jobsworth idiots too
Its
a form of tracking of owners too
It
invades the owners rights as well
Are
you going to put AI cameras everywhere too next
England
is a free country not a Prison Camp
As
you know Kitchener invented Prison Camps to put
the
Boers down
Tagging
our Pussies what next, tag old people,
or
just the working classes
Or
those that did not vote for you.
This
is a total waste of time
If
you want to tag your Pussy, then fine do it at your own cost.
DO
NOT CREATE A MINDLESS GOVERNMENT SCHEME
Tagging
pussies is none of the Government's Business
If
you love your pussy you will look after it
Don't
force CHIPS WITH EVERYTHING
on everybody
Its
a diet that will come back and bite you on the bum
just
like rabid
dogs owned by equally rabid owners
who
don't chip their dangerous dogs
This
is a simplistic idea, thought up by a bored idiot
trying
to prove he is worth his over rated salary.
Are
we bringing back people with a net, like the
Child
Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang bang?
You
will just worry little old ladies fearing for their pussies
Do
I or must I have my Pussy Chipped
CHIPS
WITH EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS A BAD DIET
Let
Pussies run free and be free
Will
you force everybody to spay their Tom Cat next?
This
is a Top Down idea, when you should always
be
in the gutter with the pussies hiding under the warm cars
but
looking up at the Stars, and wondering is CATS really such
a
bad film, or did Defra review it?
We
have a cat called TOTORO it looks exactly like the pussy
from
10 Downing Street, but far deadlier it is a Ninja cat
As
all the dead mice and rats will confer from our old house.
And
why do we have a cat these past 5 years
Because
my daughters nagged for a pet and I said they could have
a
dog if I died or a cat if I had a heart attack
5
years ago this very week I went into hospital
and
had what turned out
to
be an
Unplanned
Quadruple Heart Bypass.
So
my girls got a cat, and not a dog.
The
cat is called Totoro after the Studio Ghibli
cat.
The cat also understands Chinese as my daughters are
Bilingual,
having a Shanghai mother does do that to you.
Totoro
also understands plastic,
the
sound of plastic brings her running
Or
if I jangle my keys she'll come racing over fences.
As
the new notes are made of plastic, if you
squeeze
a tenner Totoro will also come running,
or
maybe that's the Chinese influence
in Totoro.
SO
PLEASE DEFRA LET ALL PUSSIES RUN FREE,
DON'T
PUT CHIPS IN THEM.
And
I hope you listen, and you can steal my
Pussy
Visits to Old People's Homes idea
the
National Lottery can
pay for that.
So
I hope I squeeze in under the deadline,
just
as a cat uses its whiskers to tell spaces.
I
remain a humble citizen, praying for the best possible world,
as
Candide or was it Voltaire said.
Michael
Casey
aka
"the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England"
p.s.
I'd love a dog myself,
but
God might have the last laugh at that.
