Brain Scan Results
yes I'm gormless
stupid
rancid even
but my brain is ok
or it is the way it is
total *****
you are so cruel
SINUSES to blame mainly
I could show you a picture
but you prefer the illusion
of my brains being in my backside
met a couple of very nice people
Alan Carr look alike told me where to go
The Dr was a very pretty Indian girl
even in a mask, Indian girls
all have sparkling eyes, if they are pretty tell them
even Drs like compliments
met a nice lady having chemo, and her husband
doing all the housework, tried to persuade him
to get WhatsApp as I had my meal deal
cheaper apparently
one of the servers had wonderful eyes
a Dr in fancy shirt took my table
told him he had same shirt as me
but a different colour
mine was off my brother
very expensive shirt
too big for my brother
so never look a gift shirt in the buttons
met a girl with a sweet smile, sat in a chair
she was a writer too, so I bored her and said
take a look at mine
told her story of Magic Mike, my student daughters
went to see it, and my big daughter was serenaded
at the end by Mike himself,
so if she sees this
HELLO, from the HOSPITAL
she'll probably never see me in the flesh
again, I may be magic, but never call my MIKE
its M I C H A E L
she told me her name, but I forgot it
Faces I always remember
Met 100,000 of them when I worked in CPNEC
Crowne Plaza Hotel NEC 2002 to 2005
Got a few bottles of Bud left, I got them for free
so I need to share them, so if I spot my neighbour
next door, maybe a neighbour can become a BUDDY
Budweiser drinker, after all
A little alcohol is nice from time to time
I did work for 21years at a company
Market Research into alcohol sales
yes really and I was born in he shadow of a brewery
STATSMR where are they all now, 44 years since I started
though one of the crew is a neighbour, he lives down the road
The lodgers as Julie Danby or Miss Dangly she was once called
used to call them on 4th Floor, Data Analysis
Came home in another taxi
My GP will be handling me
maybe I need a Chimney Sweep to clean
out my nose and so one
Water Babies anyone
I was telling the return taxi man
he could run a job agency from the seat of his cab
As taxi drivers know everybody
£20 a time and he'll recommend the best
My head is exploding as I finish this
But at least it's not my brain exploding
Semtex nasal spray for Putin maybe
But Ukrainians have thought of that already
And in the end God will strike him with lightning
But who am I to judge, I'm not the Pope
Ok that's your lot
A bullet point thing that won't be in any book of mine
as I was explaining to the Dr
I also said I met Will Young 20, years ago
And if Will were to remember
He'd say throw the towel in
throw it on the landing, your writing is
not even good enough to be called Pants
I have to stop now
A storm in my head, but at least I can
think about Xmas tree and my girls
back from University
Dressing the Xmas tree
that's my small daughter's delight
maybe I'm the fairy that goes on top
as I look great even in a dress
I was in so much pain yesterday that we had the ambulance people take a look at me
so got up this morning for my Outpatient appointment
BUT Totoro our cat climbed into the Plastic Bag, she wanted to go with me in
the ambulance, I stayed home, the pain finally lessened, but she wanted to go with me
Take Away Pussy, maybe
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