Afternoon all 22nd jul 2023

 well I had a much needed bath

and then the pain monster descended 

so i've just slapped on hemp all over my left shoulder

so I stink of that now

the pigs are due to return triumphant

after graduation day

as you know my chronic pain and easily flared Tinnitus

meant I stayed her

but I did message my daughter

The happiest day of my life was in SMBC Sandwell Council Basement Computer Room

Why

because I got a phone call to say my wife was pregnant

I'd be a dad

I cried

so now all these later a BSc in Bio-Chemistry

and do you know just how stif that is

Nothing has bettered that moment

I hope all you dads out there felt the same way

I'll turn my beef in the oven, wait a sec

see I can multi-task  too

If you are going to have kids

Love Them, and Spend Time with them

I gave up my Hotel job, which I loved

Why

So I could have Kid Time

the rest you should know 

IF you have read the 4400 or so pieces of writing here

Somebody over on my Wordpress downloaded scores

of Translations

and NOBODY ever bothers to THANK me

by the way if you are making MONEY

from my words

YOU should give me my FAIR share

Or DONATE to the NEEDY

wherever you are in the world

otherwise

you are just a THIEF

Pay the Worker, even if it is helping

the beggar in your own Country

Amazon has my ENGLISH Originals

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000

Though I know I'm talking to the wind

at least it is not your hot wind

FART

But  who knows you could be a Billionaire and you buy kindles with all my stuff on

That's all

yes Trump is a lunatic selfish man , Time to wake up America

Jail is the only place for Trump

As for Putin, maybe Hell

and yes I'll say this as I've been saying since Ukraine Invasion

say the Rosary or any Muslim holy Prayers

as Mary is the Universal Mother

Sinead O'connor was right about. that

that's what dads are for, Here to Help

Graduation Day 2023

Graduation Day 2023

finally

with all the fun and games  along the way

and a car crash and on fire on the way there, no not our car

Obviously my daughter looked the   Cinderella Bella of the Ball

and little sister has just got a job in a shop shop for Summer

the photos looked fantastic

and it's not for me to show them here

though grannie in Shanghai will no doubt show all her friends

up on high were she lives touching the sky

and that's what my daughter did with the grade she got

so now I'll slap on some pain killer

I had to stay home for the Graduation as I cannot guarantee

how much pain i have on a day to day or hourly basis

just leave me in a corner whimpering 

till the pain killer kicks in, or I hide in bed the Tinnitus ricocheting

in my head

so what are the chances of anybody finding that appealing

maybe a Singapore girl, but 0.0000001% chance of that

so why are you still reading my stuff

you've got me on a hook with curiosity 

enough

the girl who reads all my stuff, must be my future, or maybe it's just a female undertaker

I'm still alive but in pain plus list of my 20 books so far 20 July 2023

List of Books Written by Me ©

By Michael Casey

1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

2.Shoplife

3.Essays and Plays

4.Blogs 2011

5.300 and Not OUT

6.Shorts 2013

7.More Shorts 2014

 8.Quick Stories

9.Still Alive 2015

10.Undiscovered Words 2016

11.Still Smiling 2017

12.Altogether Now

13.New Horizons

14.14 Up

15.15 Down

16.Sweet Sixteen

17. 17 Again

18. 18 New Views

19.The Final Cut of The 19th Hole

20. 2020 Words 

I'm working on Fresh Fields my 21st book right now, I finally landed

on that title

BUT as Tinnitus is a curse it's taking years instead of 6 months

If you add the Bullet Point pieces too, 4400 pieces on this site alone

3,000,000 words or so

Bullet points are not in the books, only a Singapore girl is reading everything

but she has not told me, I'm guessing . or it could be a SenSi

http://jhkim-singapore.com/gallery/

the girl in the photo might  not like my writing, the image is for illustration only

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000

to buy a book for your kindles

As for me

Last night so much shoulder pain I was convulsing, and Tinnitus like a 

screaming banshee on top

No I'm not making it up, you have my pain you wouldn't last a week

This is my Life without Eamonn Andrews 

and I hate surprises so don't bother with that

I'm trying a new pain killer today, SenSi

It stinks and waters your eyes, as its on my shoulder

other stuff is bad for kidneys so I have to avoid

so that's your lot for today

Harry Styles is singing, I had Sam Smith in bed all night, and in my bath today

Sam would shudder at the thought, blame Jeff Bezo Music Unlimited, thanks

Fresh out of bath, in need of food, so as I go to the kitchen

you carry on reading Singapore Girl , or are you an AI bod?

Silver Purse full of Nothing

 

Silver Purse full of Nothing(c)

by

Michael Casey 

I had an old glam silver purse in a drawer where I keep some of my meds

So as it was jamming my drawer I decided to give it away

a tiny silver purse, perfect for a girl on a night out

no not me in drag either, it used to belong to one of my girls

So I thought I’d leave it outside the house on the wall

where we leave stuff for others to take, kind of recycling

I did think put a penny in

In the end I tore off a piece off a cereal box and wrote

SAVE MONEY I DID NOT

and put inside, ready to leave on the wall

As I was about to leave the silver purse

an Indian teenager with new nails walked by

So said to the Indian girl, do you want a purse

obviously she thought I’d escaped from somewhere

as my hair needed combing, and I was still half asleep

So I explained and opened up the purse to reveal

my message SAVE MONEY I DID NOT

the Indian girl was relieved and laughed

I told her to give it to a friend

She laughed and said she’d keep it

Shaking my hand over the garden wall

She asked my name

Michael Casey I’m a writer

the fat silver haired writer in shades

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

So if the Indian girl saves her money

and opens a chain of Beauty Shops

I’ll take all the credit, and will I get

my nails done for free

Make Somebody Laugh Every Day

That is the key to happiness

and it costs nothing, like an empty silver purse

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Honest I’m Innocent

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Tuesday, 18 July 2023

Honest I’m Innocent

Honest I’m Innocent

I did not pay any money to anybody for anything

Read the non disclosure

I did not say this or that or even the other

It was a perfect phone call

why wasn’t I interrupted by all my Lawyers

Answer that

SHUT UP THE PRESIDENT IS SPEAKING

ME

I’m so pure I could be a Virgin

What was the reason for your first Divorce

and why is she buried on a golf course

tax break

Secret Papers

Why did you keep and show them in a dining room

why play shell games with the state secrets of the USA

why do you constantly speak BS

why don’t the DEMS call you out  constantly 

FOR YOUR LIES

Cos they are STUPID

we can agree on that

Why in USA can you slag off judges and prosecutors

IN UK you would would be dragged before the Court

and made to apologise and pay a penalty

Contempt of Court etc

And worst of all why does half the population

believe in Trump LIES

He wears nice suit and ties

but what rhymes with ties LIES

A lifetime of Lies does not make an ounce of TRUTH

PUTIN is as bad as HITLER

you don’t want a MORON in charge of anything

He cannot even swing his golf club recently

Don’t be as one dimensional as TRUMP

He cannot even sing

HE just milks everything for himself

How can such a great country as USA

sink so low as to have HIM

represent you

Global Warming is here, and he does not even accept that  TRUTH

but he did not accept the Election result either

I’ve been watching him since he came down that escalator

and he always will be suspect

Just as he is right now, a suspect in too many things to count

Or will you let him run, so he can absolve himself if he won

I thought USA got rid of Kings in 1776

Or is King Donald to be on the Throne in 2024

Instead

Just Flush him away in the Sewer of History

as he writes his LIES on Truth Social

as he sits on his TOILET

Even King Canute could not get the Tide to Obey

– July 18, 2023 

Korea I have not forgotten you

all I can offer are my words, which I hope

brings a ray of sunshine all over the world

RESEARCH

RESEARCH

now I always spend/spent hours trawling the Internet before I buy something

and if you are a lazy reader you may call me a liar

I was scheduled for a TRIPLE heart bypass

BUT

6 months AFTER I was told FOUR grafts

So don't call me liar

DO your RESearch

i just stopped for 30 mins

so much left shoulder pain

ostio-arthritis it said in 2018, I found an od letter

enough

you just want stories

is Kardasian still king?

my point is read and read and read and check

I read 2 hours of news a day

in USA 5 mins maybe

so Trump can exploit everybody

by the ignorance

yes no USA President should be charges and go to jail

NOW THAT SENTENCE WILL BE LIFTED
and this omitted

BUT IF HE IS A CRIMINAL THEN GO TO JAIL
EVERYBODY IS EQUAL UNDER THE LAW
AND EVEN A PRESIDENT CAN FALL

Korea and France charged Presidents

So Trump is no exception

In fact he's a rogue Elephant in a China shop

enough

Politics is an interest for over 50 years

Trump would not last a week over here

He'd be laughed out of Court

and in Court hed go to jail

just for Contempt

and then for all his crimes

Spring Clean USA is what I'd say

Repare mi Casa as somebody else once said

 

Honest I'm Innocent

Honest I'm Innocent

I did not pay any money to anybody for anything

Read the non disclosure

I did not say this or that or even the other

It was a perfect phone call

why wasn't I interrupted by all my Lawyers

Answer that

SHUT UP THE PRESIDENT IS SPEAKING

ME

I'm so pure I could be a Virgin

What was the reason for your first Divorce

and why is she buried on a golf course

tax break

Secret Papers

Why did you keep and show them in a dining room

why play shell games with the state secrets of the USA

why do you constantly speak BS

why don't the DEMS call you out  constantly 

FOR YOUR LIES

Cos they are STUPID

we can agree on that

Why in USA can you slag off judges and prosecutors

IN UK you would would be dragged before the Court

and made to apologise and pay a penalty

Contempt of Court etc

And worst of all why does half the population

believe in Trump LIES

He wears nice suit and ties

but what rhymes with ties LIES

A lifetime of Lies does not make an ounce of TRUTH

PUTIN is as bad as HITLER

you don't want a MORON in charge of anything

He cannot even swing his golf club recently

Don't be as one dimensional as TRUMP

He cannot even sing

HE just milks everything for himself

How can such a great country as USA

sink so low as to have HIM

represent you

Global Warming is here, and he does not even accept that  TRUTH

but he did not accept the Election result either

I've been watching him since he came down that escalator

and he always will be suspect

Just as he is right now, a suspect in too many things to count

Or will you let him run, so he can absolve himself if he won

I thought USA got rid of Kings in 1776

Or is King Donald to be on the Throne in 2024

Instead

Just Flush him away in the Sewer of History

as he writes his LIES on Truth Social

as he sits on his TOILET

Even King Canute could not get the Tide to Obey

I am not a Robot, I can tell jokes

I am not a Robot, I can tell jokes

well the whirlwind of Tinnitus is screaming around my head

so I may stop suddenly

I may have upset the Russians with my daily email with Icons and Messages

So I'm so Glad, I'm so Glad, I'm Glad I'm Glad I'm Glad

as Cream sung in the 1970s

my eldest brother played that when he was a Queens Man

Queens Oxford that is

another brother was a road sweeper and a coal miner

he invented the gap year maybe in 1974

before going to Downing Cambridge

me, the 4th son went to STATSMR 

Market Research into Alcohol Sales

on DEC PDP 1170s

don't tell Bill Gates or he'll just wet his trousers laughing

Totoro my cat has just screamed at me

so she is off out to kill or frighten something

I just let her out the. front door

she was very ill and we thought might die 

just as my daughter was taking her finals

and small daughter  was having her 1st year exams

both did marvellously, hard work, works

Now you are all bored with me talking about Putin

but it is the biggest thing since Hitler

and I may have been a History teacher

IF I had a straight line life

I'm bowing my head in pain and noise now

but you have to fight it

BUT it does wear you out

My Brad Pitt looks are fading

I'm listening to Paul Simon on my Amazon Prime Music Unlimited

though I do wear Taylor Swift out, as I play her non stop

Her past 3 albums especially

I've switched to M people now

but I have to watch out with the music

some tones trigger me

so my head convulses like a Head Banger

so I have to push myself away from the desk

just in case I head butt the keyboard

no, I'm not making this up

my right ear has popped recently so I can hear more from it

But the Level of Tinnitus is off the chart

If Putin had it, he'd jump out a window

But he's safe in his padded cell

The deadline is jan 2025, the day Trump takes over

he'll just stab Ukraine in the back

If that parallel universe is to stop

THEN

Dems need to have a full time BS called outer TODAY

They are too tame

TOO many Trump lies on a daily basis

and EVERYBODY in GOP

has soul their soul for POWER

you can read Chapter 9 of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

M.P Married to a Person, Married to a People

and see my comic take on elections

My dad 40 years ago, yes 40 years ago said Automation would Ruin the World

More UNEMPLOYMENT means you have to decide as a Society what to do

and the Simple Solution is a Monthly Stipend

Paid by the working population

otherwise you have social problems

it's a no brainer

I won't affect me because I'm so much closer to the Undertaker

and yes the Undertaker in my book was inspired by a 

Marvelous Undertaking Family

The Funeral Mass by the way is the nicest

I served 30 Funerals  an Altar Boy

Me and DmC used to pop the charcoal in the drain

and watch it fizz after a Mass

Jesus wept for his friend Lazarus

This was back in the 1960s

as my Primary School was hidden behind the church

Now with redevelopment it's all open

A very nice church inside

Moving On

I'm trying to find cheaper hemp gel for my shoulder

as my Kidneys cannot tolerate some things

25 GFR, when you get much lower, Dialysis becons

I want to avoid that like the plauge

I look like. the elephant man already with scars

and a hernia in the middle of my chest

though I could pose naked, for 1 million dollars

I can hear the screams of horror and laughter

all the way from Singapore, Moscow, and Unknown regions

My show GLOW finished, a great Ensemble piece, 30 episodes or so

I saw Collateral 

 on tv

worth a watch

 

i gave it a 8.5

now i really must stop

Tinnitus and headaches so bad

air pressure to blame

and yes folks pray Putin goes tonight

we need to fix the planet fast

before it is too late

dystopia here we come