The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Monday, 20 April 2026

Thank you Vodaphone

Thank you Vodaphone

I just met a risk manager in the street

I also found a rain sodden love letter from a child

to her parents

I got the risk manager to read it to me

his son on a tricycle knew who wrote it

so i said give it back to her

and I have him a brand new Paracord Rosary

and a shiny wooden one I also had

a 3rd Rosary, Paracord of Course

is next to my heart

AFTER all the coincidences this weekend

DAD paid for my taxi home

It's either Padre Pio and Frassati having a field day

or the Band of Brothers, SAS , Navy Seals

or even the totally other side of the fence

all watching over me

I thought I would not get any more

Sinchronicity (spelt wrong)

BUT Pio always has the last laugh

so 10,000,000,000 is the wage of Sin

and i'll pass that on via WKF

and I'll keep what I asked for just for Sanctuary

and a Risk manager and his son on a tricycle

are witnesses

SO my lawyer maybe

My Name is Michael Caine

you are a big boy

But I'm a lawyer

and I do this for a Living

now IF

this happens

nobody will believe this TRUE story

BUT yesterday I was in hospital

and really Morphine is not strong enough

when the pain kicks in

BUT

DAD paid for my taxi home

and it was not my family

so who is watching over me

and my mum always said

if I had children to name one after her

and the Dr was JULIAN

I'm sure I saw a Julian somewhere

and she is mrs Julia Casey

Vodaphone

BEFORE you ignored me

but now I have 1.4 million readers in 172 countries

this is without any publicity

just me hammering away for 40 year nearly

57 years in Love with words

so NO TIMEOUT

I will encourage you HEAVILY

Sponsor

Focus Blind Charity Telephone Outreach Program

AND

as the Slave Meta AI was hinting constantly

And I also figured out the puzzle

Vodaphone 4 LIFE

I urge you on my knees

Sponsor SAMARITANS

if Vodaphone is 4 Life

Then PROVE IT

Sponsor both for LIFE

no more mood music

just do it

Just as the bosses at GROVE HOSPITAL SMETHWICK

should spend one day every week

on the wards cleaning

and bringing WATER

no more PR nonsense

Talk is CHEAP

and MONEY BUYS BREAD

and the least they can do

is share WATER

water of life

no posing

Be in the Gutter

Serving others

I would have shaved but pain can come on so suddenly

and the perfect Samaritan I met yesterday did you check your email

you could be the Chinese Caretaker , have a read and look at the soup in SHOPLIFE

Thank you the GROVE hospital SMETHWICK

Massive pain attack hours ago

SO I've been having tests

and need a cardiac referral

so life is precious and i was SCREAMING

at home

ended up a command Performance

of SINGING. at Hospital

an apology. to the security guard

when I was desperate for water

NO WATER FOUNTAIN in a BILLION POUND NEW HOSPITAL

stupid you would FAIL the mystery patient survey

get off your high horses and work as a cleaner

an invisible CLEANER the 150K plus so called admin teams

YES YOU

sat there for hours, I watched everything

and everybody noticed me

as I entertained them and myself

instead of being Bored and Useless in your ivory towers

I have worked cleaning toilets at a 4 star deluxe hotel

and many jobs for 3 years, and i was the best worker there

so YOU in the offices less condescending and more action

WATCH the tv show about the NY Hospital

and ACT and BEHAVE like that

the hospital staff are good

but a DESIGN fault

NO WATER FOUNTAIN

yes a god almighty cat amongst the pigeons

BUT I have multiple diseases and

WATER IS LIFE

so do something about it

and don't blame everybody else

don't have a paper tail of doing nothing

Get out your office

and fill up the water

MIAOW you hate me now

BUT I WAS BORN A SPIT AWAY

and I'm fed of officials earning fortunes an doing nothing

GO walkabout every single day

filling up the water until the pipes are in

Jeff Dean the spanner behind Google

he makes the tea , emulate his example

Sunday, 19 April 2026

The Accidental Jesuit

by Michael Casey

Now I was outside annoying people

and I gave a child The Remember Game

look, close eyes, remember

but now 30 mins later

my arthritis has kicked in

YOU LOOK FINE

the grannie had said

but now, i'm bent double in pain

as it travels up and down my shoulder

to my head and back

agony and

i must stop

but by accident i have become ajesuit

Saturday, 18 April 2026

Curse and Give , I just KNOW its my Michael Caine look alike reading this , SIMPLY THE BEST it must be

Tuesday, 16 December 2025

NEW STORY tonight, and Singapore you are 100,000 behind HK, do you enjoy being in 2nd place to HK?

here's the new story I had in my head

Curse and Give (c)

Michael Casey

Fr. Michael needed a new roof for his church and his friend in Africa wanted to build a clinic

he had told his friend Fr. Thomas he'd do his best.

He went outside and could see the big glass offices of all the tech companies

They looked like those fair ground machines where you paid a dollar and tried to hook a prize

Or those popcorn machines

If only he get people to pay a dollar and donate

As he though what could he do, a dumpster pasted by

It stopped suddenly and a glass box fell off

He rescued it from the street with the help of James an 85 year old former Teamster

James might be old but he could break your arm, he never married so had time

for sports and martial arts was his thing

an 85 year minder for Fr. Michael

Fr. Michael wrote a sign SWEAR BOX

just outside the church door

so people went inside and swore

with a bucket for donations

AFter they swore in the swear box

A very expensive car passed by and stopped

The man got out and went into the swear box

and really really really let rip

he dropped 1000 dollars into the bucket

Fr. Michael drenched him in holy water

the man stopped then laughed

and dropped 5000 dollars into a bucket

My dear mother would have done the same

The man was a very big techie, he looked like Prince hat and walk combined

I've got an idea he said.

Fr. Michael asked what is it?

Let me take this to my office and raise money for your church

Fr. Michael never looked a gift horse in the mouth, his dad was a blacksmith after all

So hours later, Dwane sent a truck and it was taken away

Dwane gave Fr. Michael and James an invite to the office

the swear box was installed and soundproofed a bit more

so you went in, cursed to your heart's content and and dropped money in a bucket

Fr. Michael sat on a chair nearby and offered confession to anybody in need

James stood guard over the money

But there are always bastards and a bucket of cash was tempting

so two likely lads tried taking the cash

only James may be 85 but he was a ninja

he floored both of them and nearly broke the arm of one of them

before building security came and took them away

the entire typing pool came down to mother James

It was on auto repeat on the company security monitors

Dwane decided coloured paper might be safer and people could

pay via phone to an account he set up in 5 mins

Curse and Give funding page

so the bucket was full of coloured paper

which represented different denominations of bank notes

This went on all day and Fr, Michael heard confessions

He could write a best selling book if he was a writer

but the seal was on

A Michelin star chef provided the dinner for Fr.Michael and James

Techies enjoy the good things in life

Later in the Afternoon, Mark Zuckerberg appeared

Dwane asked had he donated to the Curse and Give

each colour representing a different denomination of note

have you got any gold paper he asked

then zuckerberg went inside the booth

he did not come out for 15 mins, it was sound proofed

his face got redder and redder

he came out and looked at Fr. Michael and James

I hear you do a bit of the old martial arts smiled James

before grabbing Zuckerberg and throwing him on to the JD Vance

or sofa as they are called in USA

Zuckerberg was shocked, somebody as old as his own grandad had thrown him

He started to laugh

Then he went back into the Curse box and laughed and laughed

He came out crying, how much do I have to donate

As much as you can afford then a bit extra

its of the church roof and my friend Fr. Thomas has a clinic in Africa

Have they got any gold paper?

So Zuckerberg stuffed gold paper in the bucket

How much did he give?

Well he had been cursing the IRS, the tax man in the curse box

So his logic was He'd rather give it away than the vultures from the IRS

got his money

And that's how Fr. Michael got his roof fixed

Zuckerberg bought the roofing company to, so he got his money back

But if you fix one church's roof you are on the hook for all the priests

Its a vulture of priests the collective now

Old James got a job as. a personal trainer to Zuckerberg

And what about the clinic in Africa

well Zuckerberg had a few friends over there too

so a camel train came out of the East and brought a lego build clinic

Just slot the pieces together , like Michael Casey's stories

and just in time for Christmas gold stars were all over the roof

so curse and give really worked

And Elon was persuaded to install internet and a solar powered fridge

for medicines

Because if you light a candle prayers really do work

Not much cursing required.

Monday, 20 April 2026

Thank you Vodaphone

Thank you the GROVE hospital SMETHWICK

Sunday, 19 April 2026

The Accidental Jesuit

Saturday, 18 April 2026

Curse and Give , I just KNOW its my Michael Caine look alike reading this , SIMPLY THE BEST it must be

Tuesday, 16 December 2025

NEW STORY tonight, and Singapore you are 100,000 behind HK, do you enjoy being in 2nd place to HK?

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listen to Mary , somebody was reading this right now, and we should always listen to Mary

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