my day out to the doctor 12 dec 2025
beat tinnitus and had enough sleep
then had breakfast and meds
put Sting Desert Rose on high
joined in with fake arabic
I do enjoy that song
the neighbours probably hate my singing
called a taxi
stood outside seeing if I could accost anybody while waiting
the smell of dope drifting made me feel sick
so went back inside house
taxi came, a hybrid
I said my kids are hybrid too
chinese/irish
got to the GP and the blood nurse grabbed me
even though I was early
I gave bloods and had an ECG
its like being flagulated by an octopus
all the leads
my GP will take a look
so I went next door to the pharmacy
I always go in there for a Fisherman's friend
and to bemuse them
gave then a christmas present
MY HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS
and yes I am better than any Topol father christmas
working at crowne plaza nec 2002 to 2005
I can PROJECT
then I bumped into an Indian and gave his a 100yrd
ted talk and walked to the bus stop
I caught bus to the garage and went in and got
my last lottery of the year
then I crossed the road past the christmas tree sellers
and went to my own local pharmacy, I know him decades
collected my bag of meds
told the pharmacy assistant
to go to the local Kurdish barber and eye up the talent
3 or 4 big strong lads to choose from
I said she should ask which one was going to be
at the top of the christmas tree
and the one that LAUGHED
was the only one good enough for her
but then again, who listens to me
So she smiled and said
Keep taking the Tablets, Michael
On the bus I talked to random strangers
though they may wish I didn't
But they laughed
I also told one of my bus drivers
cos I was on 2 buses if you were paying attention
That she looked like a Beauty Queen
an Asian girl in her late 30s
so either I made her day
of her 7 brothers will come looking for me
only joking
WE love one another here in Birmingham
that's why we are so much better than USA
but we don't chant about it
I spotted a man in a doorway in my street
so I said HO HO HO
he was impressed it's my hotel experience
100,000 people must have suffered me
over the 3 years
so the man in the doorway got a couple of mins
and he may be needing therapy later
But the Off Licence is just down the hill
Though Personally I can leave alcohol
besides carrying a 4 pack up our hill
would kill me
So that's been my day , the past 2.5 hours maybe
and Harry Styles is singing now
You'll bring me home
and so I am here
THANK you all over the world for reading my rubbish
TELL EVERYBODY on your email list
send them all a link
20 different nations every night and not the same ones either
Singapore you have got the bit between your teeth
HK
will NOT beat you
BUT you still have to fill a stadium with readers
before you catch them
can you do it by Chinese New Year
and will anybody actual buy some books
and will genuine people actually post about the writing
instead of wanting to angle in
and make money for themselves
IF you write to me
try writing in sentences
I am mrs fartypants I found you by accident while I was on the toilet
in France or wherever you are, and I was relieved to read you, so I'm
writing to you.
THAT is how you get my attention
NOT lying, NOT wanting to turn MY writing into YOUR opportunity
and that's all for today
and Singapore throwing kids out of school to keep the AAAA grading is
terrible, I've come back from the dead metaphorically and YOU would
probably NOT want to know me
BUT
I'm glad you have found me, so buy a few books and feed me and finally
I'll get off this hill with only FRASSATI for company
and be a good companion as you go on Life's WAY
Harry Styles is singing FALLING
but I'm sure Frassati a new friend of mine will Lift me UP
No comments:
Post a Comment