fake people

fake people

darling we love you

just PAY me and I'll make you money

less my 25% for doing nothing, darling

I have been thinking

NO you have not, you have been data scraping

I do what I want

MY WAY

the rest of you, go away

and that is the polite version

MY illnesses are a pain in the backside

like being arrested by 20 ICE agents

they do not define me

they are a road block

I mention them because they get in my way

I'm not going to market them

Chick Lit

Sick Lit

only chancers and ignorant people assume otherwise

YES I BITE

so stay away

You could all just buy books

or tell or your friends

instead of trying to do a Trump

and steal and cut up my resources

Gabriels is singing he is wonderful

Go listen to him

as for me I'm tired, Tinnitus wearing me out this past week

I got 3 wrong jumpers in the post, so I'll be annoying them for a refund

wrong size, wrong design, wrong material

apart from that perfect

oh and from the wrong country of origin

I was explaining all this to Trevor, not his real name

he knows I bite and I curse for the United Nations

NEVER EVER TELL ME

what to write or say or how to say it

and NEVER lie or pretend to me

Say it STRAIGHT UP 

straight shooter as Trevor calls it

I thought a straight shooter was somebody 

who does not pee on the floor

but. maybe I've led a sheltered life

If only you knew

ok that's all for today

Hello to the Saint Anthony people in USA

and yes add me to the prayer list