Drill Sergeant Method
I'll have fun writing this so come back later
when you see FINISHED on the title
please SIR
if i told you what gemini and me have just conspired about you would not believe
later when FINISHED is added to the subject line you will have a peek
but hurry lay the money down for my IP and the charity tax to my prefered new neighbours........
I just sent a bribe to Zucherberg and Chen my 10 is it 0r so, Lech Boris and Gregorgi stories to read
his kids will just look at him and say
DADDY YOU ARE DOING IT
BIRMINGHAM HERE WE COME
So talk to Bezos cos he will be the leader of the pack and film all of it
to be on tv the very next day
and maybe SHOPIFE my Play too
and a brand new Ballet . Birmingham is Ballet too
because Birmingham has the biggest Bullocks in the world
But I forgot the Drill Sergeant is the BIGGEST AND CAMPEST MAN IN THE WORLD
YES sir three bags full
so I will RECORD IT
but you will never hear it
somebody a real woman has to come and type it up
while I play the recording to her
and if nobody comes
that's all right too
but the Drill Sergeant method leads to a lot
of Loving your Neighbours
and despite my tinnitus howling like a wolf
you will not believe is possible
if Bezos, Dean and Zuckerberg
dictate the scene
not a Law Firm
but Pinsent Mason are
so be ready
just be ready
is all I'll say
the boy from the print room
the boy who hid
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey
in the LAW LIBRARY itself
he is back and 19 stones of George Clooney
look alike but even better
so I will record
and one lucky lady gets to listen
and type it up
before the Drill Sergeant
does his stuff
as only the campest of Martial Arts dangerous and Twerking can do
for his is THE DRILL SERGEANT
hope you are not Prematurely Elated
its all up to the biggest of boys B E Z O S
or has he lost his L I B R A R Y CARD
he's such a nice boy
and I am of course just a humble Gorilla with a Paracord Rosary
Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England
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