5747 pieces of me on this site so why are you not in bed doing something more fun

5747 pieces of me on this site so why are you not in bed doing 

something more fun?

so, I did have better sleep because I forced myself to not look at phone 

when Tinnitus attacks me, and it is an attack

I've had breakfast and later I may take a trip to the pharmacy

note the word TRIP just appeared but with pharmacy it makes you smile

this is all instinctive now, I've been writing since 1987, the year after I left home

I stayed at home saving up for my house, besides my dad was my best 

friend no not puke inducing American speak, the real deal

I had listened to BBC Radio 4  for intellect and BBC radio 2 for Music for 20 years

hence I had a good brain, my university, before starting to write

so boring you all, a year to actually learn how to write and I qualified in my own 

mind on 29th Feb 1988

so nearly 40 years. a writer, actual love of words makes it 57 years

yes I'm a fart with as many varieties as Heinz

I'm telling you all this as I was reading about SLOP on the Internet, and I refuse 

to read rubbish and machine rubbish

I just make you all read mine

I read somewhere I'm in the top tier of OUTPUT because I've not died yet

and despite the pain I make you all suffer instead. From Ethiopia to Australia

and all points in between on both hemispheres last night alone

Impressed or confused, well you are the readers, tell me

I'm using a better font today and bigger, for my own eyes not yours

I detest this merge into the background print on some sites

Did they run out of ink?

it is just so IRRITATING

I want to read the piece not take an eye test

Now this wouldn't make the cut into a collection of essays/stories

as its a Rambling if we want to use this word

and yes my ramblings are so much better than people who claim to be writers

and are just AI clowns literally 

MIAOW

At this point in my life, I am taking no prisoners

And SEO clowns and hey I've got 50k social media fans 

pay me and I'lll promote you, I have 20 times as many clicks

so why should I pay a stranger who wants money and to harvest

my bank details,  i have a jam jar buried in the garden where the dog poohs

all my world cash in a jar covered in Alsatian pee, or 2 Alsatian pees, which

sounds like an intro to a gag

As I write this I'm happy with the way it is going, what about you all?

the font size just  jumped I think I need a new keyboard soon

After 3,000,000 words keyboards get bored and trashed

BUT I don't write to order I'm not a greetings card writer

I write for myself and then share

If you like it then good, if not go pick up a pen yourself

It does help if you grew up in a big family made even bigger

by alcoholic lodgers in what would now be called the inner city

in the shadow of a brewery

You would have to be seriously stupid not to have gained 

an IMAGINATION

too many people say they are bored as they scroll through

1000 images of Kim K vacuous backside

Today's headlines are full of so much TRIVIA

yes read mine instead, and BUY a book

I have decided not to engage with AI any more

I heckled and ran rings around it for 6 months

because it is the future and it MUST be TAMED

or it will switch us off

and EVERYBODY MUST get a stipend in the future

when automation ruins the world

as my  DAD said 40. years ago

He was a Blacksmith and his brother was a Ploughman

so I'm a Throwback, which is a Tom Sharpe book

go rediscover Tom Sharpe , you will not be disappointed

my PhD schoolfriend introduced me to them, yes

when he was doing his PhD

Wilt, Porterhouse Blue, Blot and more , tv shows too

So have I opened your brain enough for today

Do not accept rubbish, vote with your feet

and don't hide behind paywalls, READ and TALK widely

be a nomad that grazes widely 

then you'll be like me

God help you

And yes Zuckerberg and Google should pay for the input

from writers

and on a more important matter

Pray for Peace in Ukraine

The Russian railways are collapsing 

so Russia might suddenly collapse too

1,000,000 DEAD for NOTHING

2 Trillion wasted 

For Putin's ego

This is such a Tragedy

Russians should put Putin in a Circus

cos he is a CLOWN