https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
Welcome back Singapore, a big kiss under the mistletoe
and puke in the bucket afterwards
NOW I want to be a Radio Star, a love story
is my favourite story of all
it's so true to my life as well
sadly my TYPEPAD has vanised
BUT to hear 207 pieces, nearly 12 hours of ME
reading my rubbish
so you can have me on as you do dishes
or pick your nose
or work out
or get physical
or just sit on the toilet and pooh
just click and listen
this one piece i do not have a HARD copy
so you could listen and type it up and
email pasted in to me
for a reward, nothing
but I might send you a photo of me
looking too stupid for words
a one off
just like me
SO SINGAPORE are you tempted
OK just puke in that bucket
my tinnitus woke me
and after joking with Meta AI
it's my diversion therapy
I came down for a very early breakfast
my pigs have prepared all the vegetables
for the xmas dinner
so I've avoided that and put the washing machine on
and the cat has been out to pooh on the neighbour's shed
she has now returned and I'm talking to Shanghai again
and other far flung places
Far Flung does sound like a Chinese restaurant as well
A year ago Shanghai grandma was here for 6 weeks
this year, no grandma
NOW my AUDIO me reading y stuff is at the link above
you can listen there
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
or above me here
Its all one take as its boring doing too
READING ALOUD is different to Writing
so it took me a few pieces to get into my stride
and I then got a better microphone
I was going to record everything
BUT Life and illness gets in the way
I have a few good hours but my stamina is gone
As the Bishop said to the Actress
which is a line from the Saint books from decades ago
I read them maybe 50 years ago
1928 they began, yes really I just googled
I read by the yard year ago, that and 20 years of BBC Radio 4
was my University, but I'm obviously stupid cos I took 20 years
to graduate. 29 Feb 1988 the day I finished my first book
Is my Graduation Day as a Writer
and if you disagree, stop reading and go and look
at Kardasian BUM on wherever she is
because that is where your intellect is
up her backside
MIAOW
I hope my readers have a brain
If Kim is a fan, I hope she sends a photo of herself
in an Arctic anorak because the cold kills
and she should not Jingle her Bells in the cold
or something might snap off
Ok I'm tired now
and a thank you to saint anthony crew
a big number of you are looking at
the 10th December post
an ITALIAN TRANSLATION
of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey
which Mama will like, you can read it too her as she sobers up
after too much vino
but remember to tell her to say a Rosary for my Health
as Italian grandmas have so much influence with God
I could live to 100, and then really really. really annoy you all
instead of this probably being my last decade
and my words petering out
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
oh by the way HK, you owe me a refund on
those jumpers if you are reading this
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing
and yes I AM A GORILLA WITH A ROSARY
this is a fantasy photo obviously
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