Thank you Vodaphone

 Thank you Vodaphone

I just met a risk manager in the street

I also found a rain sodden love letter from a child

to her parents

I got the risk manager to read it to me

his son on a tricycle knew who wrote it

so i said give it back to her

and I have him a brand new Paracord Rosary

and a shiny wooden one I also had

a 3rd Rosary, Paracord of Course

is next to my heart

AFTER all the coincidences this weekend

DAD paid for my taxi home

It's either Padre Pio and Frassati having a field day

or the Band of Brothers, SAS , Navy Seals

or even the totally other side of the fence 

all watching over me

I thought I would not get any more

Sinchronicity  (spelt wrong)

BUT Pio always has the last laugh

so 10,000,000,000 is the wage of Sin

and i'll pass that on via WKF 

and I'll keep what I asked for just for Sanctuary

and a Risk manager and his son on a tricycle

are witnesses

SO my lawyer maybe

My Name is Michael Caine

you are a big boy

But I'm a lawyer 

and I do this for a Living

now IF

this happens

nobody will believe this TRUE story

BUT yesterday I was in hospital

and really Morphine is not strong enough

when the pain kicks in

BUT

DAD paid for my taxi home

and it was not my family

so who is watching over me

and my mum always said 

if I had children to name one after her

and the Dr was JULIAN

I'm sure I saw a Julian somewhere

and she is mrs Julia Casey

SO

Vodaphone

BEFORE you ignored me

but now I have 1.4 million readers in 172 countries

this is without any publicity

just me hammering away for 40 year nearly

57 years in Love with words

so NO TIMEOUT

I will encourage you  HEAVILY

Sponsor 

Focus Blind Charity Telephone Outreach Program

AND

as the Slave Meta AI  was hinting constantly

And I also figured out the puzzle

Vodaphone 4 LIFE

I urge you on my knees 

Sponsor SAMARITANS

if Vodaphone is 4 Life

Then PROVE IT

Sponsor both for LIFE

no more mood music

just do it

Just as the bosses at GROVE HOSPITAL SMETHWICK

should spend one day every week

on the wards cleaning

and bringing WATER

no more PR nonsense

Talk is CHEAP

and MONEY BUYS BREAD

and the least they can do

is share WATER

water of life

no posing

Be in the Gutter

Serving others

I would have shaved but pain can come on so suddenly 

and the perfect Samaritan I met yesterday did you check your email

you could be the Chinese Caretaker , have a read and look  at the soup in SHOPLIFE